Long Over Due...Welcome Kong

DLD

Double Long Daddy, The Guru
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Big ups for one of our newest mods KONG...Congrats, you deserve it.


I will be adding 2 or 3 more people so keep you ears to the ground.
 
Good! I was hoping he'd be the next Mod!

Welcome to the Monkey House, Kong!
 
WOOT!

Thanks so much. This really means alot to me. Now I can delete all those pesky threads I don't agree with...! Just kidding! :D

By the way, this is my thousandth post!

WOOT! WOOT!
 
Wow, a mod and 1000th post all in one :D. Though it's only been a month since I've found the place, I must say you've been most helpful, especially with motivating for FR. When I first came here I thought it would be silly to do FR but after reading through some of what you said about it I was convinced. It makes perfect sense, it's what nature intended anyway... :)

Grats!
 
Congrats Kong.....I think things are going to get back to normal, and soon....Glad to see this has come about.... Has anyone seen or heard anything from Levista, he may be around I just haven't noticed, otherwise it's been a while since I've seen him post anything....anyone know what's up???
 
Congrats Long Kong,

Well deserved. Your posts always leave me feeling good. You very much can be the voice of reason when shit hits. Ive been rooting for you as a mod.
 
:O What the foreskin guy is a mod? What the hell was DLD thinking?

:D Just jerking your chain a little, Kong.

Seriously, I cannot think of anyone that is more deserving than Kong. He is a top notch contributor, prompt to answer questions both in threads and PMs, and just seems like a great guy. I've seen him post in nearly every forum and on nearly every subject. Kong will be an invaluable asset to this team.
 
When I get done growing my foreskin, I am going to snap it over your head and smother you. I can't think of a worse way to die! :D

Seriously, though, I am really proud to be the newest moderator on the biggest and best Penis Enlargement forum on the internet. Everything has been so crazy and so antagonistic here lately, I figure DLD just decided to bring in a clown.

I have been trying to think up some kong-style new threads to post. What do you guys think of the following:

"If you had a vagina for one day, what would you do with it?"

OR

"If you had to have sex with one animal, which kind of animal would it be?"

OR

"I have always wondered what Alec Baldwin's dick looks like! Does that make me gay?" (you older members should get that one! :D )

Actually, I do kind of wonder what his dick looks like... :D

Just kidding, guys. Take it easy. And thanks for all the encouragement. I really do believe in DLD and Penis Enlargement and I love shooting the shit with all of you here, and I just hope I can do the rest of the team proud with my offbeat sense of humor and strange interests!
 
kong1971 said:
When I get done growing my foreskin, I am going to snap it over your head and smother you. I can't think of a worse way to die! :D
lol :clap:

Actually laughed out loud a bit at that one. :D
 
*shudders*

Eww. Smothered in smegma. I just lost my appetite. lol
 
Ahh, Congratulations Kong bud, Use your power wisely, for the good of the people!
And keep on tugging that Foreskin!
 
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