All agreed, and yes, quite the "racket" lol.
No question-the man is a legend in adult entertainment, but I'd also say the "sun shines on a dog's ass now and then". I guess if you got a 9 incher or whatever it is, you're good to go, they don't care if you're noisy or obnoxious, etc. Some of my favorite scenes are with Lex... but only by default-it's the girls that made it good, and it would have been just a little better with some other guy - perhaps a stunt double for the orgasm lol.
I kind of ignore the whole IR argument that goes on, I enjoy black on white scenes a lot and some of them are my favorite and your theory about the alpha male demonstration ain't bad, perhaps you've a future in forensic psychology zulu.