This has got to be one of the funniest situations I have been involved in in a long time. I usually do my pe in the morning for the last month or so becuase I have to go to physical therapy everyday around noon. Some witless fuck by the name of Abu from New York ran a light and side swiped me. Anyway I try to do my manual stretching first and then clamp. I was running behind because I had other stuff to do too so I only got the stretching done. I don't know about everybody else but after stretching my cock gets all fucked up and I piss sideways.
So I go to therapy and then start my regular appointments. I hadn't really ate breakfast and I had to whiz so I stopped at a nearby grocery store and hit the men's room. There were only two urinals and one was already occupied by a guy around his fifties or sixties. I go to the other urinal next to him and let it rip. There was a problem. You know how the dividers between them are at the same height as the urinals themselves and so basically your thigh openly lines up with the next guy? Well low and behold I nailed this guy with a good 1-2 second stream before I could stop. To sweeten the pot he was wearing shorts. I was completely speechless and so was he. He didn't say a damn thing just washed his hands and wiped off his leg with a paper towel. I don't know if it was shock or what he just left without a word. Has something like this happened to anyone else out there? Damn it DLD, your reckless behavior has left no man safe from the threat of all your minion piss terrorists. I'm calling Homeland Security right now!
So I go to therapy and then start my regular appointments. I hadn't really ate breakfast and I had to whiz so I stopped at a nearby grocery store and hit the men's room. There were only two urinals and one was already occupied by a guy around his fifties or sixties. I go to the other urinal next to him and let it rip. There was a problem. You know how the dividers between them are at the same height as the urinals themselves and so basically your thigh openly lines up with the next guy? Well low and behold I nailed this guy with a good 1-2 second stream before I could stop. To sweeten the pot he was wearing shorts. I was completely speechless and so was he. He didn't say a damn thing just washed his hands and wiped off his leg with a paper towel. I don't know if it was shock or what he just left without a word. Has something like this happened to anyone else out there? Damn it DLD, your reckless behavior has left no man safe from the threat of all your minion piss terrorists. I'm calling Homeland Security right now!
I myself would have simply said ''Watch where your pissing for fucks sake'' and than finished and gone .... hope it never happens to me though
