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Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
10-28-24
Magnitude Week (aka Length Week)
This exercise is advanced...in fact, VERY advanced. Avoid this exercise if you do not have OVER 6 months of training. As with the Juggernaut, there is risk vs reward. This is a high risk if the setup is not correct.
Introducing...The Celestial Stretch!
Why celestial? Because the stretch and the deep stretch you feel are out of this world!
Again, this is for Advanced PE-ers only.
For recovery after that potent session:
Thank You, Lord, for innovation!
Magnitude Week (aka Length Week)
- Before Bed: Health Bounce on the Rebounder (3m)
- Sleep: 8h 20m
- Morning
: 4/5 - Total Package Bundled Stretch Warm-Up w/ RL: 6m
This exercise is advanced...in fact, VERY advanced. Avoid this exercise if you do not have OVER 6 months of training. As with the Juggernaut, there is risk vs reward. This is a high risk if the setup is not correct.
Introducing...The Celestial Stretch!
Why celestial? Because the stretch and the deep stretch you feel are out of this world!
- Step 1: You would take your LengthMaster 3 (LM3) and strap in your lingam.
- Step 2: You will take a strong bungee cord (I use one with hooks attached, which I use for trucking) and loop it into the circle portion of the LM3.
- Step 3: Secure the bungee to a strong support like a bed frame.
- Step 4: "Get into the stretch position that you want, then move until you feel a firm tug on the cord
- Step 5: Feel the powah of the Celestial Stretch! Remember to breathe and a reverse kegel hold can help too. The stretch feeling is fierce!
- BTC while sitting in a chair and scooting the chair out until I felt a profound stretch.
- Straight out
- Straight down
Again, this is for Advanced PE-ers only.
For recovery after that potent session:
- I used RL & NRL (I had to because my lingam felt worked!) for 6 minutes
- I wrapped it with an ACE Bandage.
- I also found my Corkscrew which I used to wear with the Stealth. I'll wear this until I get ready to go to work then use only the ACE.
- Health Bounce: 2m
Thank You, Lord, for innovation!
Yep. Looks like you've became our next guru of advanced exercises. Do you mind we coined your exercises for the brotherhood? We may need to create videos and diagrams for your stretches. I use similar exercise using the power rope method through dynamic wave oscillation. I thought my penis was going to be yanked off in 5 minutes. Every time I strap on a rope or a stretching line, the fear of the anchor points coming loose and snap me in the butt, or balls, surfaces again and again while I'm using the lines. Oh, those olden days where your gym mates smack your bare butt with a wet towel come back to haunt you.So let me pause here...I have unlocked another exercise!
This exercise is advanced...in fact, VERY advanced. Avoid this exercise if you do not have OVER 6 months of training. As with the Juggernaut, there is risk vs reward. This is a high risk if the setup is not correct.
Introducing...The Celestial Stretch!
Why celestial? Because the stretch and the deep stretch you feel are out of this world!
I only did 3 positions (I am experimenting):
- Step 1: You would take your LengthMaster 3 (LM3) and strap in your lingam.
- Step 2: You will take a strong bungee cord (I use one with hooks attached, which I use for trucking) and loop it into the circle portion of the LM3.
- Step 3: Secure the bungee to a strong support like a bed frame.
- Step 4: "Get into the stretch position that you want, then move until you feel a firm tug on the cord
- Step 5: Feel the powah of the Celestial Stretch! Remember to breathe and a reverse kegel hold can help too. The stretch feeling is fierce!
Okay...I have used the LM3 for a few months, and I NEVER experienced a deeper stretch than when I discovered The Celestial Stretch. I felt the stretch deep in the internal region (the nebulous inner penis perhaps).
- BTC while sitting in a chair and scooting the chair out until I felt a profound stretch.
- Straight out
- Straight down
Again, this is for Advanced PE-ers only.
For recovery after that potent session:
With the Juggernaut and The Celestial Stretch, I am curious to what the next level will be like!
- I used RL & NRL (I had to because my lingam felt worked!) for 6 minutes
- I wrapped it with an ACE Bandage.
- I also found my Corkscrew which I used to wear with the Stealth. I'll wear this until I get ready to go to work then use only the ACE.
- Health Bounce: 2m
Thank You, Lord, for innovation!
So important! We need all men to contribute new exercises as this will benefit the whole brotherhood
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
Exercise creators have an enormous effect on bringing new men to the forumNot at all
Yep. So many brothers here brought quite a bit of methods and techniques forward that challenged and changed the fundamental of PE routines. Even the method of wrapping, observed changes to the routines, and point of attacks for the routines bring out new insights to improve the existing routines. We have to recognize the ones contributing.
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
10-30-24
- Before bed: Tunica Scraping, Health bounce (2m)
- Sleep: 8h 3m
- 4/5 Morning
- RL bundled Total Package downward stretch (6m)
- Celestial Stretches with exercise band (6m each bundled): BTC, downward, straight out)
- Recovery: RL/NIR light (6m), organic Shea butter application, theraband + ACE bandage wrapping.
I didn't have my truck bungee cord on hand so I improvised using an exercise band.
The first Celestial stretch (BTC) didn't have enough pull so I shortened the band and whoa
... Talk about intense!
When I moved to downward, I stood on a stool to increase the intensity and not for the faint at heart!
Overall, 5 star training!
- Before bed: Tunica Scraping, Health bounce (2m)
- Sleep: 8h 3m
- 4/5 Morning
- RL bundled Total Package downward stretch (6m)
- Celestial Stretches with exercise band (6m each bundled): BTC, downward, straight out)
- Recovery: RL/NIR light (6m), organic Shea butter application, theraband + ACE bandage wrapping.
I didn't have my truck bungee cord on hand so I improvised using an exercise band.
The first Celestial stretch (BTC) didn't have enough pull so I shortened the band and whoa
... Talk about intense! When I moved to downward, I stood on a stool to increase the intensity and not for the faint at heart!
Overall, 5 star training!
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Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
One PE forum has a Member of the Month mention along with a title to add to their profile. This was a nice way of recognition.
You should name it with MOS in the name. We want every other forum to bring us more members. creators become the backbone of our site and many eyes are on their creations.One PE forum has a Member of the Month mention along with a title to add to their profile. This was a nice way of recognition.
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
Hey everyone!
Hope you’re all doing well! Sorry I’ve been MIA lately—it’s not that I forgot about you peeps; I’ve just been caught up in some serious life issues.
Just to bring you up to speed on what’s been happening lately:
Oh, and I’ve also added some morning hip-opening exercises into the mix! I’m talking about the couch stretch, happy baby pose, pigeon pose, and even the squat prayer pose—all while sitting in front of the red light. Picture me in my morning, stretching and glowing like Goku, and you’ll get the idea.
Honestly, these have been game-changers for flexibility and overall comfort. Plus, nothing like a good stretch session to start the day off right.
Hope you’re all doing well! Sorry I’ve been MIA lately—it’s not that I forgot about you peeps; I’ve just been caught up in some serious life issues.
Just to bring you up to speed on what’s been happening lately:
I’ve upgraded to XL condoms – so, there’s that. 
I've been bouncing back (literally!) and staying consistent with my rebounder.
Morning wood? Strong as ever! Can’t think of a better way to start the day.
I’m skipping supplements on the weekends now. Got this idea from a great video on giving your body a break (link here).
Last week, I tried the Celestial Stretch, and I’m pretty sure I felt some internal "itching." Is this growth in action? Feels promising!
- Sleep: 8 hours 11 minutes – feeling fresh and ready to take on the day!
- Morning Wood: Solid 4.5/5. Can’t complain when you wake up with that kind of power!
- HIIT Training on the Rebounder: 12 minutes – and I’m telling you, this rebounder is easily the best investment I’ve made. If you’re not bouncing on one of these yet, you’re missing out! Not only does it keep things fun, but it’s also a killer workout.
- Pre-PE Fuel: 1 scoop of Vigor with water – because hydration and a boost are essential.
- Bundled Stretching with RL: 6 minutes of intense focus – really felt the stretch on this one.
- SRT Routine: 5 x 5 x 3 using the Juggernauts, 12 mercury for the pumping sets, with 2 minutes of pulse pumping at 5 mercury between each set. This combo hit all the right spots and left my lingam feeling like it was carrying around a weight of its own—seriously, it was like a lead pipe swinging between my legs!
- Recovery: 10 minutes with a medium Siliring, then switched to a large Siliring for all-day comfort.
Oh, and I’ve also added some morning hip-opening exercises into the mix! I’m talking about the couch stretch, happy baby pose, pigeon pose, and even the squat prayer pose—all while sitting in front of the red light. Picture me in my morning, stretching and glowing like Goku, and you’ll get the idea.
Honestly, these have been game-changers for flexibility and overall comfort. Plus, nothing like a good stretch session to start the day off right.
Pray for your sanity brother. I know about life issues. We just have 3 recent events in 2 days. Gauh!! Expensive ones no less.
XL condom heh? You might need XXL soon. That will be the final size the markets here have to offer.
That itching feelings are the tissues being stretched and broken. You can scratch a damaged tissues. Massage it. Give a day to rest too.
You're pushing hard, and it's pushing out.
XL condom heh? You might need XXL soon. That will be the final size the markets here have to offer.
That itching feelings are the tissues being stretched and broken. You can scratch a damaged tissues. Massage it. Give a day to rest too.
You're pushing hard, and it's pushing out.
Agree
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
11/5/24
Rest Day Recap: Keeping it Light but Focused!
Today is officially a rest day, which means I’m keeping things easy—but that doesn’t mean I’m doing nothing! I’m still keeping up with some light routines to stay on track without overdoing it. Here’s a quick look at today’s activities:
Before bed:
10-minute feeder set (5 Mercury)
Tunica Scraping (50 reps in all directions)
Cross leg hold
Sleep & Wake-Up Results:
Sleep: 6 hours, 53 minutes (not bad!)
Morning Wood: 4.8/5
Morning routine:
Happy Baby Pose with deep pelvic breathing
10-minute feeder set (5 Mercury)
4 minutes rebounding
Throughout the day:
Ace Wrap (wearing it all day)
It’s been a solid rest day without feeling too lazy. Here’s to keeping the progress steady—slow and steady wins the race, right?
Rest Day Recap: Keeping it Light but Focused!
Today is officially a rest day, which means I’m keeping things easy—but that doesn’t mean I’m doing nothing! I’m still keeping up with some light routines to stay on track without overdoing it. Here’s a quick look at today’s activities:
Before bed:
10-minute feeder set (5 Mercury)
Tunica Scraping (50 reps in all directions)
Cross leg hold
Sleep & Wake-Up Results:
Sleep: 6 hours, 53 minutes (not bad!)
Morning Wood: 4.8/5
Morning routine:
Happy Baby Pose with deep pelvic breathing
10-minute feeder set (5 Mercury)
4 minutes rebounding
Throughout the day:
Ace Wrap (wearing it all day)
It’s been a solid rest day without feeling too lazy. Here’s to keeping the progress steady—slow and steady wins the race, right?
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Excellent days work!
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
11-6-24
Today’s Penis Training Diary
Before Bed Routine:
10-minute feeder set at 5 Hg
Tunica scraping
RL/IRL
TENS unit on the pelvic floor
Sleep: 7 hours and 6 minutes
Morning wood:
4.4/5
Morning Routine
RL therapy + Couch stretch & Pigeon stretch
Tabata training on the rebounder for 4 minutes
(heart was pumpin’!)
PE Training
Warm-up: Bundled stretching with RL
Main workout: SRT 5x5x3
12 Hg for work sets
5 Hg feeder set between sets
Juggernauts (including the occasional modified erect bend—keeping things interesting!
)
Recovery
10-minute Siliring
All-day Siliring
(dedication, right?)
Wrap-up Overall, a solid training day! Lingam is feeling extra expanded, and I think it might be demanding a day off tomorrow (or at least a dinner and a movie). Here’s to another great session and the gains to come! 
Today’s Penis Training Diary
Before Bed Routine:
10-minute feeder set at 5 Hg
Tunica scraping
RL/IRL
TENS unit on the pelvic floor
Sleep: 7 hours and 6 minutes
Morning wood:
4.4/5Morning Routine
RL therapy + Couch stretch & Pigeon stretch
Tabata training on the rebounder for 4 minutes
(heart was pumpin’!)PE Training
Warm-up: Bundled stretching with RL
Main workout: SRT 5x5x3
12 Hg for work sets
5 Hg feeder set between sets
Juggernauts (including the occasional modified erect bend—keeping things interesting!
)Recovery
10-minute Siliring
All-day Siliring
(dedication, right?)Wrap-up Overall, a solid training day! Lingam is feeling extra expanded, and I think it might be demanding a day off tomorrow (or at least a dinner and a movie
). Here’s to another great session and the gains to come! Growing4Squirting
Active member
how is the tunica scraping going for you ?11-6-24
Today’s Penis Training Diary
Before Bed Routine:
10-minute feeder set at 5 Hg
Tunica scraping
RL/IRL
TENS unit on the pelvic floor
Sleep: 7 hours and 6 minutes
Morning wood:
Morning Routine
RL therapy + Couch stretch & Pigeon stretch
Tabata training on the rebounder for 4 minutes
PE Training
Warm-up: Bundled stretching with RL
Main workout: SRT 5x5x3
12 Hg for work sets
5 Hg feeder set between sets
Juggernauts (including the occasional modified erect bend—keeping things interesting!
Recovery
10-minute Siliring
All-day Siliring
Wrap-up Overall, a solid training day! Lingam is feeling extra expanded, and I think it might be demanding a day off tomorrow (or at least a dinner and a movie
I bought a scraping tool the oder day but never got to use it.
Awesome routine
Excellent routine! Looking forward to your growth11-6-24
Today’s Penis Training Diary
Before Bed Routine:
10-minute feeder set at 5 Hg
Tunica scraping
RL/IRL
TENS unit on the pelvic floor
Sleep: 7 hours and 6 minutes
Morning wood:
Morning Routine
RL therapy + Couch stretch & Pigeon stretch
Tabata training on the rebounder for 4 minutes
PE Training
Warm-up: Bundled stretching with RL
Main workout: SRT 5x5x3
12 Hg for work sets
5 Hg feeder set between sets
Juggernauts (including the occasional modified erect bend—keeping things interesting!
Recovery
10-minute Siliring
All-day Siliring
Wrap-up Overall, a solid training day! Lingam is feeling extra expanded, and I think it might be demanding a day off tomorrow (or at least a dinner and a movie
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
Thank you for stopping by... I'm on the fence if Tunica scraping works or not. I do not think it hurts to do the scraping and helps increase circulation. Maybe Gua Sha helps with collagen and folding the collagen in place... If I had a x-ray microscope to see what happens when I do the scraping that would be interesting.
Growing4Squirting
Active member
im thinking to do a mix of scraping + bundled stretches to break down the tissues.
I'll try and let you know
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
Late Entry
TGIF PE Training Update!
Hey! Happy Friday! Just thought I'd share my latest PE adventure with you all—think of it as a journey of epic “proportions”
. Buckle up, because this ride includes sleep stats, morning wood, and a thick-as-ever finish! Here’s how my Friday routine went:
Sleep Stats
PE Training Routine
Here’s where the real action happened, folks:
Recovery Mode
After that intense session, here’s how I kept things calm and “contained”:
The Grand Finale
Guys, when I came out of the tube, my lingam was so thick it made a POP sound as it escaped! Never thought I’d be this pleased of a pop, but here we are. Seriously, it looked and felt amazing.
Also, before bed, I’m doing experimenting with fewer exercises, just to see what impact it has on my EQ. It's all about testing and adjusting to get the best results, right?
TGIF PE Training Update! Hey! Happy Friday! Just thought I'd share my latest PE adventure with you all—think of it as a journey of epic “proportions”
. Buckle up, because this ride includes sleep stats, morning wood, and a thick-as-ever finish! Here’s how my Friday routine went: Sleep Stats - Sleep: 7 hours and 1 minute (yes, that 1 minute makes a difference!).
- Morning Wood: Solid 4.5 out of 5 (I woke up pretty pleased, let’s say
). - Before Bed Prep:
- Testicle massage
- Pumping session at a low 5 Mercury (keeping it easy breezy & I went all in for 12 minutes while exposing the tube to RL).
PE Training Routine Here’s where the real action happened, folks:
- 12 minutes rebounding (ladders)
- 6 minutes of bundled stretching with the power of red light therapy shining down on me (I felt like a new PE superhero).
- SRT 5x5x3 with the juggernauts (yep, you read that right).
- Pumping steady at 12 Mercury (had to stop occasionally to keep that pressure in check). When I lost pressure? No problem! Used it as an opportunity for some pulse-pumping moments.
- Between sets:
- 1 minute holding steady at 5 Mercury, then a minute of pulse pumping.
Recovery Mode After that intense session, here’s how I kept things calm and “contained”:
- 10 minutes with a medium cock ring (just to keep the gains warm).
- All-day cock ring for that around-the-clock effect!
The Grand Finale Guys, when I came out of the tube, my lingam was so thick it made a POP sound as it escaped!
Never thought I’d be this pleased of a pop, but here we are. Seriously, it looked and felt amazing.Also, before bed, I’m doing experimenting with fewer exercises, just to see what impact it has on my EQ. It's all about testing and adjusting to get the best results, right?
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Love the new reporting layout.
Me too. If only I could figure out how to format like that.
Just a check in. My colleagues from afar is asking how your morning woods are coming with the new methods of approach. They are suggesting the brothers from many different worldwide mothers to follow your examples for self experience. You are now a well known worldwide celebrity.
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
Between a Stretch and a Hard Place and Trucking Along: A Weekly Update
Hey PE Fronds!
This week has been a bit of a stretch—literally and figuratively!
Let me pull you in for some updates, and I promise there’s no knotty business here.
Final Thoughts:
Feeling thankful to have made it through another week by God’s grace.
Here's to growth, learning, and a little laughter along the way!
And now, I leave you with a dad joke because laughter is also part of the routine:
Why did the bedpost refuse to help with my workout?
Because it was already too tied up!
Stay blessed and keep stretching those goals (especially my married men readers)!
Hey PE Fronds!
This week has been a bit of a stretch—literally and figuratively!
Let me pull you in for some updates, and I promise there’s no knotty business here.
Weekly Highlights:
- The "Celestial Stretch" Fiasco :
On Tuesday, I dusted off the ol’ routine and tried setting up the Celestial Stretch on my bedpost. It was like assembling IKEA furniture without instructions—ugly but effective! The wrapping kept sliding forward and squeezing the glans—ouch! Definitely not my finest point. - New Job Role :
I’ve officially started a new position at my trucking company! It’s like shifting gears in life—exciting but also a bit of a grind (pun intended). - Car Troubles Resolved
:
By God’s grace, our car is fixed! We can finally stop playing “Guess Why The Check Engine Light Is On” on the highway. - No "Sexy Saturday"
:
Last weekend, no Sexy Saturday for us. I’m learning to pump the brakes when my wife’s too tired. Saying no is hard, but hey, self-care is also part of the journey! - Feeder Sets? :
Some days after work, I managed to squeeze in some feeder sets (pun intended). Other days, I was just too wiped out. Gotta listen to the body! - No Tunica Scaping
:
Nada. Zilch. No tunica scaping this week. Tunic-an't win ‘em all! - Morning Wood Report
:
According to my sleep app, I had some solid growth moments:- 4/5 on Thursday
- Maybe Tuesday (too groggy so guessing)
- Maybe Monday(too groggy so guessing)
- (Who knew sleep tracking could be this… revealing?)
- Pulse Pumping Experiment
:
I tried a pulse pumping routine with red light therapy before bed—12 Hg for 6 minutes, followed by a Siliring and 10 minutes of rebounding nude. Results? Morning wood at a 4/5 level. Hmmm, something’s glowing here!
Final Thoughts:
Feeling thankful to have made it through another week by God’s grace.
Here's to growth, learning, and a little laughter along the way!And now, I leave you with a dad joke because laughter is also part of the routine:
Why did the bedpost refuse to help with my workout?
Because it was already too tied up!
Stay blessed and keep stretching those goals (especially my married men readers)!
I truly love you faith pray every day that other brothers accept Jesus into their life. Making gains we should always be thankful to Christ. I would love if they express their faith. I see it's working for you and I give all praise to God. May Jesus continue to bless you.
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
Rise and shine, folks! You know what they say: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Speaking of outstanding, here’s how my day has shaped up so far:
Sleep: A solid 8 hours and 23 minutes of beauty rest. That’s right, my body is recovering like a pro.
Morning wood: Coming in strong at 4 out of 5 today. Not quite a Redwood, but definitely taller than a Bonsai.
Oh! Before hitting the hay last night, I did 5 minutes of rebounding—just a little bounce on the trampoline to get the blood flowing.
Turns out, it’s not just for basketballs! It’s a great way to shake off the day... and to realize how freeing rebounding feels on the testicles and lingam. By the way...Why don’t skeletons ever rebound? Because they don’t have the guts! 
Today, though, PE had to take a back seat
because it’s my wife’s birthday! 
We celebrated with a lovely lunch, lots of laughs, and zero pumping or pulling on the lingam.
Sometimes, life is about more than girth goals—gotta keep the heart full, too.
Tomorrow, I’ll get back to the grind because it’s girth week, and I’m feeling pumped (pun intended).
But for now, I’ll leave you with this: Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play needs a cast.
Stay bouncy, my readers!
You know what they say: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Speaking of outstanding, here’s how my day has shaped up so far: Sleep: A solid 8 hours and 23 minutes of beauty rest. That’s right, my body is recovering like a pro. Morning wood: Coming in strong at 4 out of 5 today. Not quite a Redwood, but definitely taller than a Bonsai.Oh! Before hitting the hay last night, I did 5 minutes of rebounding—just a little bounce on the trampoline to get the blood flowing.
Turns out, it’s not just for basketballs! It’s a great way to shake off the day... and to realize how freeing rebounding feels on the testicles and lingam. By the way...Why don’t skeletons ever rebound? Because they don’t have the guts! Today, though, PE had to take a back seat
because it’s my wife’s birthday! We celebrated with a lovely lunch, lots of laughs, and zero pumping or pulling on the lingam. Sometimes, life is about more than girth goals—gotta keep the heart full, too.
Tomorrow, I’ll get back to the grind because it’s girth week, and I’m feeling pumped (pun intended).
But for now, I’ll leave you with this: Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play needs a cast.
Stay bouncy, my readers!
Such a hard-on jokester.
Rise and shine, folks!
Oh! Before hitting the hay last night, I did 5 minutes of rebounding—just a little bounce on the trampoline to get the blood flowing.
Today, though, PE had to take a back seat
Sometimes, life is about more than girth goals—gotta keep the heart full, too.
Tomorrow, I’ll get back to the grind because it’s girth week, and I’m feeling pumped (pun intended).
But for now, I’ll leave you with this: Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play needs a cast.
Stay bouncy, my readers!
What happened? Did you do a submerging leak test section by section? Just use air only while adding negative pressure. Do not submerge the trigger.
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
How?
Big Dick Energy
Member
Welcome back Brother!
It will either require you to sit in a shallow tub or a flat rigid surface to place over the end of the cylinder for pressure trapping.
Trigger test:
- Unplug the hose off the cylinder. Cover only your finger over the hose, and pump. If there's an air leak between the hose and trigger pump, you know right away the trigger or the hose is not holding air.
- Remove the hose from the barb on the trigger pump. Place your finger over the air inlet barb of the trigger, and pump. If the pressure is not holding, trigger pump is at fault. If the trigger is holding pressure, the hose may not be.
- If both hose and pump are holding pressure, it could be the water trap, the line between the cylinder and the water trap, or the cylinder is losing pressure.
- Do the same thing as the trigger test to diagnose the pressure beween the water trap and the second hose segment.
- Fill the sink/tub up with water, until you can effectively submerge the cylinder, the water trap, and the hose under water.
- Place the cylinder against your thigh for pressure test. Pump.
- If the cylinder is cracked, which is quite rare, the water will intrude somewhere along the cylinder.
- If the upper gasket is bad, such as the o-ring or the threading, water will intrude at the top.
- If the valve connector is bad, you can visibly see intrusive water from the component as well going into the hose and into the cylinder.
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
11/24/24
I’ve Been Found!
Hey PE fronds!
Guess who's back, back again? That’s right, you found me! Or maybe I found you? Either way, I’ve been off the radar lately, but I promise it’s for a good reason. Yours truly has been trucking along in a new role as an instructor at my company. Yep, I’m shaping future road warriors one gear shift at a time.
But let’s talk PE updates before you start thinking I’ve swapped the Juggernaut for a jug of diesel.
The real culprit? My glorious forest of pubic hair.
Even the silicone donut couldn’t keep it from messing with the seal. So, until I get that landscaping under control, the pump’s on a break.
Instead, I stuck with lingam wrapping through the week, and on Saturday, I turned to my trusty Stealth corkscrew for some passive length and possible girth work. It's a weirdly satisfying device, like putting your lingam in a spiral staircase.
Fun fact: I noticed I’ve lost a bit of girth because the smaller condom wasn’t tight. Surprising, right? Told my wife about the pump testing and no-leak results, and she laughed then stated that I did good. This is when I gave her my best “Mmm-hmmm” (in the sexiest way possible). She laughed again.
And now, your Dad Joke of the Week:
Why did the PE enthusiast get kicked out of the comedy club?
Because his “stand-up” act was too stiff!
Catch you all on the forums, friends! Stay strong, stay consistent, and remember—this is a marathon, not a sprint.
P.S. We had car trouble again...so much that we will sell the lemon.
I’ve Been Found!
Hey PE fronds!
Guess who's back, back again? That’s right, you found me! Or maybe I found you? Either way, I’ve been off the radar lately, but I promise it’s for a good reason. Yours truly has been trucking along in a new role as an instructor at my company. Yep, I’m shaping future road warriors one gear shift at a time.
But let’s talk PE updates before you start thinking I’ve swapped the Juggernaut for a jug of diesel.
This Week’s “Workout”
Tuesday (I think? Days blur together out here), I squeezed in a girth training session. Here’s what went down:- Workout: Juggernaut Method, 5x5x3 formula
- Between Sets: 2 minutes of tunica scraping (goodbye edema, hello smooth sailing)
- Finisher:
The Pump Debacle
So, I did the ol' troubleshoot routine based on @oldandlively 's wisdom. Tested for pressure loss. None found.The real culprit? My glorious forest of pubic hair.
Even the silicone donut couldn’t keep it from messing with the seal. So, until I get that landscaping under control, the pump’s on a break.Instead, I stuck with lingam wrapping through the week, and on Saturday, I turned to my trusty Stealth corkscrew for some passive length and possible girth work. It's a weirdly satisfying device, like putting your lingam in a spiral staircase.
Sexy Saturday Update
Saturday night brought “Sexy Saturday” with my wife (a tradition worth keeping). I went all in, starting with the supplement Vigor… which I completely forgot was a no-no on weekends. Oops. I also accidentally took my regular stack. So, yeah, I was stacked.Fun fact: I noticed I’ve lost a bit of girth because the smaller condom wasn’t tight. Surprising, right? Told my wife about the pump testing and no-leak results, and she laughed then stated that I did good. This is when I gave her my best “Mmm-hmmm” (in the sexiest way possible). She laughed again.
Next Week’s Goals
This week, I’m focusing on length work. Hopefully, no more mishaps with the pump or my supplement schedule. And yes, I’ll deal with the deforestation project.And now, your Dad Joke of the Week:
Why did the PE enthusiast get kicked out of the comedy club?
Because his “stand-up” act was too stiff!
Catch you all on the forums, friends! Stay strong, stay consistent, and remember—this is a marathon, not a sprint.
P.S. We had car trouble again...so much that we will sell the lemon.
First off, congrats on the new role. A promotion with a $$$ raise I pray.
Looks like the forest is playing a peek-a-boo with the pressure. Good to hear that the pump is still working well. Definitely need to deforest that down and under jungle.
Looks like the forest is playing a peek-a-boo with the pressure. Good to hear that the pump is still working well. Definitely need to deforest that down and under jungle.
(cwl)(xd)(clap)And now, your Dad Joke of the Week:
Why did the PE enthusiast get kicked out of the comedy club?
Because his “stand-up” act was too stiff!
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
Yes...still wondering if I am cut out to be an instructor...praying for His guidance and help.
Believe in your skills, your ability to lead, your meticulous directions, and your love of the work. You have them all. With that in mind, He will bless and strengthen your endeavor in the new role.
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
11-25-24
When Life Gives You a Stretch, Take It and Hold On!
Good morning, gentlemen! It's Length Week, and I’m reporting live from the frontier of gains—where every inch is fought for, one stretch at a time.
Let's dive in before I get too wrapped up in the details (pun intended).
The Daily Rundown: From Dreams to Schemes
Celestial Stretching: Reaching for the Heavens
Workout:
20 minutes bouncing on the rebounder because gains don’t just happen sitting around!
To Post or Not to Post... That is the Stretchy Question
So, I may or may not have taken a picture of my Celestial Stretching setup. It’s tasteful, but I’m on the fence about sharing. Privacy is key, but curiosity is strong.
Dad Joke of the Day
Why don’t skeletons stretch?
Because they’re already bone-tired!
Inspiration for the Week:
"The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do." – Commit to the process, guys. Inch by inch, it all adds up!
For My Fellow Married Men:
Never forget—your efforts here are about more than just you. Love your wives fiercely, keep the marriage bed exciting, and let this journey add a spark to your bond. She’ll notice. Trust me.
Stay strong, keep stretching, and let’s make Length Week legendary!
When Life Gives You a Stretch, Take It and Hold On!
Good morning, gentlemen! It's Length Week, and I’m reporting live from the frontier of gains—where every inch is fought for, one stretch at a time.
Let's dive in before I get too wrapped up in the details (pun intended
). The Daily Rundown: From Dreams to Schemes- Sleep: 8 hours and 44 glorious minutes—yes, I tracked it down to the second because data is king!
- Morning Wood Level: 4/5 (room for growth, but hey, still standing tall).
Celestial Stretching: Reaching for the HeavensWorkout:
- Bundled Stretching: 6 minutes of twisty, taffy-like goodness.
- Celestial Stretching:
- BTC, down, and out (bundled, of course)—6 minutes each. If you’re not bending space-time with these, are you even Length Weeking?
- Recovery Zone:
- Red Light Therapy: 12 minutes of science-y healing vibes.
- Lingam Wrap: Because even the stars need their cozy moments.
20 minutes bouncing on the rebounder because gains don’t just happen sitting around!
To Post or Not to Post... That is the Stretchy QuestionSo, I may or may not have taken a picture of my Celestial Stretching setup. It’s tasteful, but I’m on the fence about sharing. Privacy is key, but curiosity is strong.
Dad Joke of the Day
Why don’t skeletons stretch?
Because they’re already bone-tired!
Inspiration for the Week:
"The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do." – Commit to the process, guys. Inch by inch, it all adds up!
For My Fellow Married Men:
Never forget—your efforts here are about more than just you. Love your wives fiercely, keep the marriage bed exciting, and let this journey add a spark to your bond. She’ll notice. Trust me.
Stay strong, keep stretching, and let’s make Length Week legendary!
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God bless you!
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
11/26/24
Rise and Shine, Gentlemen! It's Rest Day!
Good morning, fellow PE enthusiasts! Today is the holiest of holies—rest day! A time to kick back, relax, and let the gains we’re chasing catch up to us. No stretching, no tugging, no workouts—just you, your body, and maybe a well-earned second cup of coffee. 
(Bonus points if it’s iced, because apparently, that’s an atomic bomb. More on that later.)
Let’s dive into the happenings of this incredible day.
Snooze Goals: 7 Hours, 31 Minutes of Sleep
Last night, I clocked a glorious 7 hours and 31 minutes of shut-eye. Not a minute more, not a minute less. If sleep were a workout, I’d call this a personal best. It's like my body knew I needed this exact formula to wake up feeling incredible.
Remember, gentlemen: your body is like a muscle car—you need premium fuel (good food), regular maintenance (rest days), and enough time in the garage (sleep) to keep things running smooth.
Morning Wood Report: A Solid 4.9 Out of 5.0
Hold the applause—but not for too long. This morning, I woke up to a breathtaking 4.9 out of 5.0 morning wood situation. That's not just wood; that's mahogany! It was so impressive I almost stood and saluted it.
The catalyst for this masterpiece? I’m not entirely sure. Let’s investigate the potential suspects:
A Dad Joke to Brighten Your Day
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
Inspiration Corner
“Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live.” – Jim Rohn
Married men, let’s remember to love our wives with everything we have. Be her rock, her safe place, and her most loyal admirer. There’s no greater pursuit than loving her well and loving her alone.
Wishing you all the best gains, the deepest rest, and the happiest of marriages. Cheers, gents!
Rise and Shine, Gentlemen! It's Rest Day!
Good morning, fellow PE enthusiasts! Today is the holiest of holies—rest day! A time to kick back, relax, and let the gains we’re chasing catch up to us. No stretching, no tugging, no workouts—just you, your body, and maybe a well-earned second cup of coffee. (Bonus points if it’s iced, because apparently, that’s an atomic bomb. More on that later.)Let’s dive into the happenings of this incredible day.
Snooze Goals: 7 Hours, 31 Minutes of Sleep
Last night, I clocked a glorious 7 hours and 31 minutes of shut-eye. Not a minute more, not a minute less. If sleep were a workout, I’d call this a personal best. It's like my body knew I needed this exact formula to wake up feeling incredible.Remember, gentlemen: your body is like a muscle car—you need premium fuel (good food), regular maintenance (rest days), and enough time in the garage (sleep) to keep things running smooth.
Morning Wood Report: A Solid 4.9 Out of 5.0
Hold the applause—but not for too long. This morning, I woke up to a breathtaking 4.9 out of 5.0 morning wood situation. That's not just wood; that's mahogany! It was so impressive I almost stood and saluted it.The catalyst for this masterpiece? I’m not entirely sure. Let’s investigate the potential suspects:
Possible Culprits for My Glorious 4.9:
- The Nightly Cocktail: My bedtime beverage ritual:
- 3 scoops of Simple Truth Grass-Fed Whey (19g of protein per scoop)
- 1 scoop of Nutricost Creapure Creatine
- About 8 oz of Simple Truth Coconut Milk
- Separate Drink: Trace Minerals Magnesium Powder (350mg) in filtered water
- Herbal Helpers:
- 1 capsule of Nutricost Nattokinase (2,000 FU)
- 1 capsule of NOW Dandelion Root
- The Evening Self-Care Routine:
- Post-washdown application of organic castor oil to the lingam.
- 50 strokes with the gua sha blade on each side of the lingam, 30 strokes on the front and bottom.
- Applied DMSO + aloe vera creme mixed with organic shea butter afterward.
- Mini Trampoline Madness:
- 3 minutes of rebounding before bed. It’s fun, low-impact cardio. And if it helps with gains, even better!
- Cardio From the Day Before:
- A solid 30 minutes of rebounding cardio after my trucking shift.
- The Iced Coffee Wild Card:
- Let’s not underestimate the power of caffeinated iced joy. Could this have sparked greatness?
A Dad Joke to Brighten Your Day
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?Because they might crack up!
Inspiration Corner
“Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live.” – Jim RohnMarried men, let’s remember to love our wives with everything we have. Be her rock, her safe place, and her most loyal admirer. There’s no greater pursuit than loving her well and loving her alone.
Wishing you all the best gains, the deepest rest, and the happiest of marriages. Cheers, gents!
You too! May Christ give you all the blessings you need to get to where you want to beWishing you all the best gains, the deepest rest, and the happiest of marriages. Cheers, gents!
It's actually the dandelion roots and cardio. Cardio brings out cortisol, but the dandelion root negates it. The caffeine sparks but also fades the blood flow. So, try to reduce the cortisol level even more, and you'll see the morning woods more often going into the 5.Morning Wood Report: A Solid 4.9 Out of 5.0
Hold the applause—but not for too long. This morning, I woke up to a breathtaking 4.9 out of 5.0 morning wood situation. That's not just wood; that's mahogany! It was so impressive I almost stood and saluted it.
The catalyst for this masterpiece? I’m not entirely sure. Let’s investigate the potential suspects:
Whatever the reason, I’m ecstatic. Here’s to more 4.9s (and, dare I say, 5.0s?) in the future!
- The Nightly Cocktail: My bedtime beverage ritual:
- 3 scoops of Simple Truth Grass-Fed Whey (19g of protein per scoop)
- 1 scoop of Nutricost Creapure Creatine
- About 8 oz of Simple Truth Coconut Milk
- Separate Drink: Trace Minerals Magnesium Powder (350mg) in filtered water
- Herbal Helpers:
- 1 capsule of Nutricost Nattokinase (2,000 FU)
- 1 capsule of NOW Dandelion Root
- The Evening Self-Care Routine:
- Post-washdown application of organic castor oil to the lingam.
- 50 strokes with the gua sha blade on each side of the lingam, 30 strokes on the front and bottom.
- Applied DMSO + aloe vera creme mixed with organic shea butter afterward.
- Mini Trampoline Madness:
- 3 minutes of rebounding before bed. It’s fun, low-impact cardio. And if it helps with gains, even better!
- Cardio From the Day Before:
- A solid 30 minutes of rebounding cardio after my trucking shift.
- The Iced Coffee Wild Card:
- Let’s not underestimate the power of caffeinated iced joy. Could this have sparked greatness?
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
PS I also remembered taking two teaspoons of organic black seed oil internally before bed too.
If that is the case, you magnesium and black seed oil being uptake by the creatine for blood pressure management and adrenal boost after body has the amount of rest it needs
Haursen
The Godly PE Journeyman
Creatine has a necessary counter balance. Imagine adding high octane to the fuel and not enough oxygen to counter the higher explosive needs. It's running rich. Creatine forces the body to uptake the magnesium to counter the off balance because the body uses creatine for cellular activities in fuel producing. When the body becomes too hot and stressed during the energy production, it uses magnesium to cool down. But when the system needs the balance between the hot-cool processes, it needs lipids to act as a bridge, like oil to lubricant for both heat-friction and cooling.Huh?
Hope that explains the weirdness.