Got laid last night....

[stillwantmore]

First words out of her mouth when she saw my erection were "Wow, youre big...dont hurt me". Fuckin awesome. Great woman too all around. I hope this one lasts.

 

[slayman]

congrats you lucky bastard. i get no play

 

[The Artist]

First words out of her mouth when she saw my erection were "Wow, youre big...dont hurt me". Fuckin awesome. Great woman too all around. I hope this one lasts.

Awesome dude, where'd you meet this girl at? Never had a chick talk about my cock (must be nice) that shit would've put a smile on my face 10 miles wide rofl course I haven't been laid since I started Penis Enlargement and I've gained prolly 3/4'' x 1/2" You gonna tell her about Penis Enlargement and [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]?

 

[stillwantmore]

Met this girl at work. No, not telling her about Penis Enlargement. No need to.

 

[kong1971]

A magician doesn't tell his secrets!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

congrats you lucky bastard. i get no play

ditto...

 

[bIgjOe]

Hahaha badass dude, congrats on scorin' the tang. The girl I was recently sleeping with didn't want a relationship, but she used to talk up a storm about my cock so I know how awesome that feels. Hopefully I'll get back in the saddle and ride like cowboy Still.

 

[ctmwm]

Way to go Still! Tag that azz silly! "dont hurt me" I love it!!!

 

[against_odds21]

That is awesome dude!

 

[samzman]

U SAID YOU DIDN'T FUCK!!! how DARE you leave us out. fuckin and not tellin tisk tisk my good man.

i expect a complete report typed out in the eriotic story forums by tomorrow morning at 9 AM!!

by the way

congrats....

oh yeah and ps
kittie says that she isn't downloadin any of your music any more and that you are now officially shunned.........*shunn*

alright well i did the shun part but........you're not really shunned. ......*shifty eyes* i'm sorry i'm all brain dead this fuckin work is drivin me nuts over here!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

but anywhoo

congrats man, from what you say she seems like a nice girl and i'm glad it worked out for you in the end. good going ol chap

 

[bIgjOe]

So is that all she said for the whole time you two were fuckin'? Come on there has to be more to this story lets hear it.

 

[ctmwm]

OK out with it!!

 

[KiTTie8695]

ahh it's alright, he doesn't have to tell us everything if he doesn't want to. would be nice but it's his own privacy

 

[KiTTie8695]

zack and i were juss kidding about all that stuff too...lolz..no worries

<3

 

[stillwantmore]

It's all good kittie. I'm very optimistic about this relationship though. We're hitting it off really well so far. We have a lot in common. This feels better than my other relationships I've been in to date.

 

[KiTTie8695]

By the way you talk about her on AIM it's all good she's cute and you guys sound like you're made for eachother ^_^

<3

 

[kong1971]

OK out with it!!

It probably sounded something like this: Oww oh oh my oh oh oh ooooohh ow wow oh uh uh uh...

Just teasing!

 

[stillwantmore]

Well I sent another one into the "witness protection" program. Dunno whats up. She seems to have fled the country. Oh well, NEXT!

 

[kong1971]

Too much of a good thing?

Maybe you should break them in slow...? Hmmm... when I was 5-6ish in length, I thought it couldn't be too big. Now that I am past the 7 mark and getting close to 8, I realize there is a certain point where a gal has to kind of work her way up to taking it all without discomfort. Maybe not all gals, but certainly a good percentage of them. I have to be careful with my wife sometimes, and we've been together ten years. She will actually brag if she can take me all without flinching now, and I'm not exactly huge, just respectable. What do you think, gang?

 

[Shithead]

i thought you were 8 kong.

 

[KiTTie8695]

yeah iknow she hasn't been talking to ya..tht kinda sucks dude :\

 

[kong1971]

i thought you were 8 kong.

Well...I used to measure from the side and push it in too far. Everyone cried foul. So I started measuring from the top center. That cut me back some on length, but that's okay. I'm happy where I am now, and I'm taking my time. Wife says I'm her biggest now so what's the rush? My stats from the top are: BPenis EnlargementL 7.75" pushing in hard and 7.5" BP not pushing in so hard. I have a little bit of fat pad so my non-bp isn't so great in comparison. A little over 6.5 standing up, 7ish if I suck it in! I recently measured my old side measuring way and busted the 8" mark. I could actually BP close to 8.5" from the side but it's kind of cheatie! Sorry, I can't quote any sources on that. You'll just have to believe me!