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[DLD]

A present from a friend of mine. A new, never fired, Heckler & Koch SP89 MP5 Extended Hope I never need to fire it I have always been a huge Heckler and Koch fan, I have a P2000 (looking to trade up to the P3000) incredible hand gun. But just look at this new piece????? WTF? It is sick! If you got em post em'. This is not the exact gun, I have no cam right now but it is identical to this pic. Home safety never felt so safe.

 

[Pandora]

WTF!!!! HAHHAHAHAHHA

Back the fuck up lol!

 

[Pandora]

You ever thought that I could actually idolize Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[goldmember]

Is it legal to own one of those things?

 

[10inchadvantage]

Is it legal to own one of those things?

If the constitution is still intact it should be.

 

[10inchadvantage]

I "have" a nice 12 gauge shot gun. I think it's with my dad though. It was the weirdest b-day present I have ever received (got it from my grandpa). I never was a big hunter and don't need a gun (which are quite expensive). Maybe I can sell it and make some quick $$$.

 

[DLD]

Is it legal to own one of those things?

Very. I guess most people would not pick up something like this but I like the idea of a lot of bullets very quickly

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Is it legal to own one of those things?

Some communities require that an owner registers the piece as a handgun, some don't. If your particular weapon happens to be capable of fully automatic firing then a Federal Firearms License is required.
Just remember though: Guns don't kill...it's those hard little things that squirt out of the end that kill!
Oh yeah, just one more: Gun control is shootin' 400 every time !!

 

[stelth]

Some communities require that an owner registers the piece as a handgun, some don't. If your particular weapon happens to be capable of fully automatic firing then a Federal Firearms License is required.
Just remember though: Guns don't kill...it's those hard little things that squirt out of the end that kill!
Oh yeah, just one more: Gun control is shootin' 400 every time !!

Gun control is being able to hit your target!!
of course with mike's new gun is nice to hit it a few hundred times.rofl
btw I want 5 of those guns, 2 for me, 2 for my boy, 1 spare. 10 billion rounds of ammo would be nice as well.

 

[Pandora]

Some communities require that an owner registers the piece as a handgun, some don't. If your particular weapon happens to be capable of fully automatic firing then a Federal Firearms License is required.
Just remember though: Guns don't kill...it's those hard little things that squirt out of the end that kill!
Oh yeah, just one more: Gun control is shootin' 400 every time !!

I thought it was people kill.

 

[kushextender]

Is that mp5 automatic? I thought you need some special licensing for an auto, but perhaps its just a real cool semi-auto. regardless, nice choice dld.

 

[Pandora]

A present from a friend of mine. A new, never fired, Heckler & Koch SP89 MP5 Extended Hope I never need to fire it I have always been a huge Heckler and Koch fan, I have a P2000 (looking to trade up to the P3000) incredible hand gun. But just look at this new piece????? WTF? It is sick! If you got em post em'. This is not the exact gun, I have no cam right now but it is identical to this pic. Home safety never felt so safe.

Maybe you should sell it and use the money in the name of Penis Enlargement,PA2.

 

[DLD]

Because Penis Enlargement and the world is all about helping people, and not killing them.

I would never sell a gift someone gave me, it would not be right. I also like the idea of taking out 20 home intruders in 3 seconds flat

 

[Pandora]

I would never sell a gift someone gave me, it would not be right. I also like the idea of taking out 20 home intruders in 3 seconds flat

Well I would sell it, because let's face it your never gonna use it, would you really shoot somebody, I suppose it's different in America tho. I could maybe see myself with a gun over their, but over here noway, their is just no need for one.

 

[DLD]

Well I would sell it, because let's face it your never gonna use it, would you really shoot somebody, I suppose it's different in America tho. I could maybe see myself with a gun over their, but over here noway, their is just no need for one.

When you live in a US ghetto you not only need a piece, you need an extended clip. I would kill anyone who came up on my crib with ill intentions, period. Plus, with the internet, finding people is dumb easy, I deal with thousands of people and you gotta think some of them got problems. I take no risks, I value my life, my job, my Fam.

 

[Pandora]

When you live in a US ghetto you not only need a piece, you need an extended clip. I would kill anyone who came up on my crib with ill intentions, period. Plus, with the internet, finding people is dumb easy, I deal with thousands of people and you gotta think some of them got problems. I take no risks, I value my life, my job, my Fam.

Shit I'm glad I don't live in the ghetto lol.

 

[DLD]

Shit I'm glad I don't live in the ghetto lol.

I have lived in ghettos since I was a 12 year old child. I came up in the worst Washington, DC hood you can even imagine. Shit was hard, fucked up, a much different existence than people who came up in suburbia. Guns, drugs, gun wars, gangs and every other horror you can imagine was a everyday occurrence. I don't think I would be who I am if I did not live the way I do.

 

[Pandora]

I have lived in ghettos since I was a 12 year old child. I came up in the worst Washington, DC hood you can even imagine. Shit was hard, fucked up, a much different existence than people who came up in suburbia. Guns, drugs, gun wars, gangs and every other horror you can imagine was a everyday occurrence. I don't think I would be who I am if I did not live the way I do.

Nice quite and peaceful round here

 

[DLD]

Nice quite and peaceful round here

Peaceful around here is the pretty blue and red lights of the police.

 

[Pandora]

Peaceful around here is the pretty blue and red lights of the police.

HAHAHAHAH it's not that bad.

 

[DLD]

HAHAHAHAH it's not that bad.

No really, it's true 3 nights ago I thought it was going to be a nice, calm, relaxed night when 5.0 pulled up on a tenement across the street. Niggas were everywhere! I just sat at my window looking at the pretty colors

 

[Pandora]

No really, it's true 3 nights ago I thought it was going to be a nice, calm, relaxed night when 5.0 pulled up on a tenement across the street. Niggas were everywhere! I just sat at my window looking at the pretty colors

What happened, somebody get shot.

 

[DLD]

What happened, somebody get shot.

It was a crack house and I guess a deal went down wrong. There was a drive by and a kid got hit. Luckily no one got killed. Shit was crazy. I am not sure what happened with the little girl but a couple people said she was fine and her injuries were minor. A couple of weeks ago a massive bust went down two blocks from me. There was an abandoned building that was a make shift for a gun running operation. It is like this on the regular. Believe me when I say I keep a gun in every conceivable place in my crib. This new H&K will retire any gun I will ever need.

 

[Pandora]

It was a crack house and I guess a deal went down wrong. There was a drive by and a kid got hit. Luckily no one got killed. Shit was crazy. I am not sure what happened with the little girl but a couple people said she was fine and her injuries were minor. A couple of weeks ago a massive bust went down two blocks from me. There was an abandoned building that was a make shift for a gun running operation. It is like this on the regular. Believe me when I say I keep a gun in every conceivable place in my crib. This new H&K will retire any gun I will ever need.

Shit sounds crazy.

 

[stridge]

I think that the federal assault weapons ban has expired, but you may want to double-check the legality of the weapon for your particular county, same with the extended clip.

If it is all legal, then you should definitley get the weapon's history checked unless your friend was the only other owner, and then register it. If you were forced to use it for personal protection in your home, they'll still nail you with a weapons charge if the gun isn't legal, and you could get creamed for that if you wound up in civil court with somebody over the shooting. Somebody is a lot more likely to score a favorable judgement if you wound or kill them with a full auto paramilitary style weapon than just a standard firearm.

Just something to consider with that type of weapon.

 

[DLD]

I think that the federal assault weapons ban has expired, but you may want to double-check the legality of the weapon for your particular county, same with the extended clip.

If it is all legal, then you should definitley get the weapon's history checked unless your friend was the only other owner, and then register it. If you were forced to use it for personal protection in your home, they'll still nail you with a weapons charge if the gun isn't legal, and you could get creamed for that if you wound up in civil court with somebody over the shooting. Somebody is a lot more likely to score a favorable judgement if you wound or kill them with a full auto paramilitary style weapon than just a standard firearm.

Just something to consider with that type of weapon.

A new, never fired, Heckler & Koch SP89 MP5

The Extended Clip? I am not sure to the legality of it but it, too, was brand new.

This is a clean, never used, badass firearm

 

[Pandora]

The Extended Clip? I am not sure to the legality of it but it, too, was brand new.

This is a clean, never used, badass firearm

Watch you don't shot yourself in the Dick hhahahaha.

 

[ithiel]

nice. I never fucked with the semis befroe tho. S&W 6 inch. 44, ruger 9mil, I think it was a taurus 38 special. Thats about it. I fuckin hated that 38 tho, shit too small fam. I'm constantly tryin to grip a 50, havent gotten my hands on that yet, shit hard to find.

 

[DLD]

ruger 9mil

Hell Yeah!

 

[stridge]

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Hi Airshy and thanks for th padding pics, I will check them out later today!
The 3 steps are: 900 g, 1200g, 1500g.
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But with this direct after intense stretch you could set it to almost 1500 g, wait 10 minutes or so and your penis will ease fast into 1200 g and keep the same stretch length of course.
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Also while you are in the sets and have eased down to 1200g, and after awhile you might ease down to lower, then you should screw up the tension a bit so you´re back to 1200g (without removing the [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] of course).

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Regards!
Fedora

 

[christiantwbath]

i think we see shit a bit different in the uk cus guns are illegal, i got caught with a tazer and got sent to jail, if i had a gun and got caught minimum 6 years and an extra year for each bullet so if i got caught with one of those id never see the outside again. if its for protection why dont you get a rotweiler?

 

[10inchadvantage]

Save up some money and move into a nicer place. A big part of health is your overall security my friend. If you feel like you need to be carrying a piece that "deadly" then you aren't feeling like you can peacefully stroll down the street anytime you want.

 

[penguinsfan]

As Borat would say, "Very nice!"

DLD, are you a longtime gun owner, or is this a first? If you're not a knowledgable gunowner prior to this, I would recommend a couple things. First, find someone that is a sensible person that can go to the range with you and show you some safety considerations you should know about handling the gun. Do you know anyone that target shoots, belongs to a sportsmens club, or is an NRA member? Second, realize the seriousness of it all. In ANY scenario, shooting a person is the last option you want to exercise. If you do, you are potentially putting your fate in the hands of a jury, hoping they'll believe you and your attorney over the prosecutor. It's not a good position to be in if you don't have to. Always opt for detaining suspects at gunpoint until law enforcement can make the arrest, if possible. If you do have to ever shoot, fire enough rounds to make sure you do the job, because the last thing you want to the lowest dirtbag on the planet paralyzed in a wheelchair acting as if he's the victim, cause that will carry weight against you if you end up in court.

I apologize if any of this was patronizing you with stuff you already know, but I don't know your experience and this is stuff any newbie to firearms needs to realize. If they did, we'd have less mishaps and problems. God know I don't like restricting anyone's right, but we can't deny there are power out there that have no idea what they're doing.

 

[Provider]

This is pretty sickening. All guns should be banned.

 

[10inchadvantage]

This is pretty sickening. All guns should be banned.

Yes let's just make millions of peaceful citizens criminals overnight. Same problem with marijuana.

 

[DLD]

As Borat would say, "Very nice!"

DLD, are you a longtime gun owner, or is this a first?

I have raised one son, believe I have raised many guns! A part of survival in the hood is your gun and I have been in the hood since I was 12.

 

[penguinsfan]

I have raised one son, believe I have raised many guns! A part of survival in the hood is your gun and I have been in the hood since I was 12.

I can understand. I live in not the best part of town myself, till I get a couple schedule pay raises over the next two years.

Just pointing out people need to truly understand the gravity of the situation.

Beautiful piece...hope you never have to use it on anyone.

 

[Pandora]

 

[DLD]

Beautiful piece...hope you never have to use it on anyone.

Never had to yet. I have a couple of handguns that I have never had to use. The only place things get popped off is at the range. But, if the day comes that someone violates, they will get a hot lead face lift

 

[Pandora]

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[Dick_Tracy]

How much does something like that cost?

 

[goosefaba]

i don't think i can even get that legally in the states

 

[DLD]

I use Magnums for both rubbers and guns

 

[crazyed27]

Damn how are you gonna hide that and your dick in the same pair of pants?

 

[goinfor11x7]

Very. I guess most people would not pick up something like this but I like the idea of a lot of bullets very quickly

That looks just like the one the sicko ripped out of his father's gun collection and shot 8 people to death in a Nebraska mall.


:s

:O

 

[MAXAMEYES]

i don't think i can even get that legally in the states

That mostly depends on three things:
1. The state you live in
2. Your status as a convicted felon, or not, &
3. Whether or not the weapon is capable of full auto fire.