Dateline: Does Size Matter

millionman · May 29, 2007

I had to post this. It's a clip from Dateline and it's just too funny. Watch and enjoy. LiveLeak.com - Does size matter?

samzman · May 29, 2007

that's pretty fuckin funny

goinfor11x7 · May 30, 2007

:mrgrin:

I like when the last woman grabs it and drops it in her purse.

psychotic · May 30, 2007

Ha ha women are bad actors! They were prentending to be shocked, but were imagining how nice it would be filling them up. rofl

KingD · May 30, 2007

They say that penis size doesn't matter, but look at those expressions on their faces when the waiter is in front of them. PRICELESS!!!!! Women say it doesn't matter to make us guys feel good, but put a good size in front of them and watch their jaws drop. If size doesn't matter than why the big reactions, because sub-conciously it DOES matter.

Kal-el · May 30, 2007

That clip was pretty good. More proof that size does matter. No one had to say it, the looks on the women's faces were enough authentication.

skirmish · May 30, 2007

Most of them seemed pretty embaressed rather than anything else. I didn't see any jaws dropping.

stridge · May 30, 2007

Yeah, I'm not too sure how I'd react if a guy came over to my table in white stretch pants with his package clearly outlined, but I'm sure there would be some weird faces and snickering involved. I'd probably be looking around for the hidden camera . . .

I've seen guys discussing walking around in tight fitting pants in public for run or discussing how great it would be to show off a huge bulge all the time, but in my experience, women find that to be pretty gross or just stupid.

Does any guy here really want to bang the one woman in the video that seemed to be genuinely intrigued by it? Didn't think so.

Asanon · May 30, 2007

"Hello, I'm "Peter" ... I'll be your waiter ..."

LMAO rofl

Does any guy here really want to bang the one woman in the video that seemed to be genuinely intrigued by it?

- All - of the women were intrigued.

Here's a bit of psychology for free. When anyone uses the words: But, or Although, or Unless, Nevertheless, Still, Yet, - etc , - it Erases the statement made before it in favor of the reconsideration. Also a change of the rhytHydromax in a sentence can indicate prevarication or reconsideration. Also, about half of laughter is considered a fear response, - seeking social acceptance - in this case for socially coded (filtered, altered) language and can be considered an erasing of the foregoing statement. (If there was no internal emotional distance from the words chosen for response in the social interaction then why would the speaker be leaking nervous laughter about their own statement?)

"I don't think size matter that much, .... unless .. they get -that- big ..., hee hee hee hee hee"

"Penis size is not all that important to me, .... although, ... the size of the waiter is a bit 'frightening'." (psycholinguistically, what she actually says for 'frightening' is a mix of "De-braining" and a metonymical "Biff-Raining", which is even funnier.)

"I was like, 'Oh, a giant dick in my face, ... Fun'." --- laughter--

"The importance of a man's size isn't really .. important-uhhnn .. to me, ... I don't really go for guys because they have a big dick. hee hee hee hee hee"

(The funniest thing about that one ^, beyond the prevaricative pause, is that they show her back at the table while playing her post-event interview and she's girl-coding to her friend 'OMG!!' with a dropped jaw and a tee hee ... ! lol , she's also Preening.)

"I thought it was totally disgusting, I thought it was gross."

(This last girl ^ they almost don't show her during her answer, you have to look fast, she's the straight-pulled-back-haired blonde in the final few frames of the video. Look at her table reactions again, she's in the first pair at index ~21 seconds. There's a scene insert, a cutaway to the waiter, but she's blatantly staring for 5 to 8 straight seconds. When people are 'disgusted' they wrinkle their noses, turn their head, raise their lip (like something smells bad), sublimate by occupying themselves in a different quickly made-up activity, etc, etc. This girl shows none of that and stares -straight- at it for 5 to 8 seconds. That's not "disgust" my friends, that's Intrigue. (!)

They say that penis size doesn't matter, but look at those expressions on their faces when the waiter is in front of them. PRICELESS!!!!! Women say it doesn't matter to make us guys feel good, but put a good size in front of them and watch their jaws drop. If size doesn't matter than why the big reactions, because sub-conciously it DOES matter.

KingD, you nailed it. I may make this quote my Sig !!! rofl

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goinfor11x7 · May 30, 2007

Interesting. But you REALLY don't know what's going through their minds. And they're just not WIRED the way we are. They're so fuckin' complex it boggles my mind.

I'd like to think that the one who was staring at his bulge was fantasizing it filling her up--but I kind of doubt it. I saw a lot of embarrassment on their faces.

goinfor11x7 · May 30, 2007

I wish we had some female members on this forum to get some feedback from them.

:s

samzman · May 31, 2007

goinfor11x7 said:
I wish we had some female members on this forum to get some feedback from them.

:s

ha. yeah that's always the issue here.

10inchadvantage · May 31, 2007

I've read about this numerous times on the LPSG. It seems that women generally think that obvious bulge showing is quite disgusting, not to say that it isn't perplexing, however, still disgusting ultimately. If a guy isn't trying to show it, yet has a big package swinging, they drool over it and admit it.

10inchadvantage · May 31, 2007

goinfor11x7 said:
I wish we had some female members on this forum to get some feedback from them.

:s

I'd invite my girlfriend to post, but I wouldn't want an ex-girlfriend to be on here!

stridge · May 31, 2007

Interesting thoughts here but I just don't think the reactions in that video are sexual - a guy, in white stretch pants, marches up to the table with a clearly, blatantly exposed penis right in their faces, and they react strangely - not exactly scientific. I still say women find that sort of thing either gross or lame.

Also, that ain't from Dateline.

10inchadvantage · May 31, 2007

Does anyone else here think that maybe John Stossel has some issues with his size? :s

redpubes · May 31, 2007

Dateline: To catch a size queen.

millionman · May 31, 2007

I think that we can assume that all of the women's answers in the interview portion were socially filtered. I do think that it is quite funny that the one woman said he had a "hard-on", as if it were impossible to have that large of a flaccid penis. I think the problem with this clip is that it's meant to shock the ladies at the table. If it were more subtle I don't think they would have been "offended", but as it is the guy is in lycra pants and they're white to boot. The whole thing is funny though, and if the responses are genuine then they are pretty shocked and possibly intrigued. I think that in the end when it comes to penis size there will always be a social filter. I think we can liken it to when we as men are asked, "What is the first thing you notice about a woman?", and in that type of answer list we'd see eyes, lips, teeth etc. and on down that list would be boobs or ass. We all know that's really not the case about 90% of the time.

goinfor11x7 · Jun 1, 2007

It has so much to do with the individual woman. I know my lady likes butts--at least mine, because she likes to grab it. But she often has her eyes glued to my crotch.

Nurses are unbelievable. Just ask Gashking. They are quite open with their assessment of the male body--at least from my experience--since the last couple of years I've had several surgeries along with hospitalizations.

They really do size you up and down--of course, this is part of their training. But you can have a good time with them, especially if they spot your endowment.