Blowjobs lessons: The quest for a great BJ

[HungLikeHolmes]

Hey guys

My new girlfriend is a real cutie. Shes about 5' tall, asian and has baywatch sized titties.

Anyways shes really innocent, she didnt even know what a dildo was until about 3 weeks ago. Weve been going out for a month now, but she hasnt given me head. We were talkin the other night and she told me shes keen for me to teach her how to give me head. :rocker:

So, what things do you guys like a chick to do? How do you think I should teach her? Chances are she is gonna hate the taste off jizz, so what do you think I should do? Do you know any tricks?

You thoughts would be appreciated

 

[bIgjOe]

Personally I can't get off unless she incorporates a little strokage with her hands. Also, as deep and hard as she can take it. lol As long as she doesn't give you hickies on your dick.

 

[Texan]

Eat shitloads of pineapple (it's supposed to make it sweeter, don't know if it really works cuz my wife won't swallow for SHIT), and rent a BJ porno, if she'll watch it. Also, there are tons of books out there... or tell her to go to the Cosmo mag website. They have a message board where women talk sex. I go there just to get the femme perspective sometimes.

Of course you could just shove your dick down her throat when you come, and shoot directly into her throat, thereby bypassing the taste buds on the tongue

 

[stillwantmore]

Yea, pineapple juice is great for improving the way you taste. Also, cut down on the red meats if you eat a lot of those. Increase your water intake as well. Tell her to watch the teeth. It's really hard to get a bad blowjob from my experience.

 

[Texan]

It's really hard to get a bad blowjob from my experience.

Right on SWM, I agree 110%

 

[stillwantmore]

Not only that, but as long as she's open minded and willing to learn like you say she is, you can always tell her exactly what feels good, and that should get you over the edge. Be courteous though, and make sure you tell her when youre about to cum so she knows how she wants to react. Nothing worse ...and nothing will turn a girl off more quickly from a future blowjob than not warning her and just assuming she wants to swallow.

 

[HungLikeHolmes]

Of course you could just shove your dick down her throat when you come, and shoot directly into her throat, thereby bypassing the taste buds on the tongue

OMG excellent tip, I never thought of that. :dance:

It's really hard to get a bad blowjob from my experience.

Thats true, but she hasnt had any sexual partners before and I want to be able to tell her she's the best without bullshittin.

I'll give the pinapple juice a go as well.

keep em cummin...

 

[crazyed27]

Fuck it tell her exactly how you like your dick sucked, while she is sucking it, also try a 69 get her all hot and wet while she is sucking your sure to get a good suck off!

 

[Texan]

this advice is worth alot... we expect you tp pony up some pics of you bustin' her cherry in exchange. Just convince her you're recording the moment for her posterity. Chicks love it when you only think about them

 

[against_odds21]

What a lucky bastard!!

Umm I would have her watch one of your fav bj pornos.

 

[BeBobBox]

take a cucumber and show her how its done yourself. haha

 

[HungLikeHolmes]

I dont think she'd be keen on watching porno, and I wouldnt want to make her first time feel sleazy either. There is no way shes gonna let me film her unfortunately...



... for your guys.

 

[HungLikeHolmes]

Can anyone actually verify that pineapple makes your load sweeter??

 

[KiTTie8695]

well mine's not a load but pineapple juice does make it sweeter

i found some sites to go to for advice (looked on google):

http://www.sexinfo101.com/fa_index.shtml#e

and

http://www.couplescompany.com/Advice/Joan/Semen.htm

 

[HungLikeHolmes]

Cheers Kittie :clap:

God Dammit!!! I eat heaps of dairy and thats the worst thing for taste according to theses sources!!

Looks like Im gonna be switching to eating a lot of rabbit food.

 

[KiTTie8695]

rabbit food is too crunchy lol

 

[Texan]

I dont think she'd be keen on watching porno, and I wouldnt want to make her first time feel sleazy either. There is no way shes gonna let me film her unfortunately...for your guys.

Dude, are you whipped?!? So, you don't tell her you're filming it... you hide the camera. That way after/if you two break-up you can post all over the web and leave a copy in her parents mailbox. Get with the program... "L" is for loser..., Big L = Big loser

I'm just givin' you a hard time and talking shit. I hope everything goes great for you two.

 

[jesterfest]

Hey, I'm sort of new here. But, this subject I can help with some advice on.

I'm dating a girl in the same situation as yours is. She was very "sheltered" growing up shall we say.

Anyways she had never given a blowjob before and decided she'd like to try it. The question was how to tell her what to do. I've never watched a girls technique while she's going down on me. I just sort of layed back and enjoyed.

Then I discovered the secret my friend. (that is if she doesn't have room mates or live at home etc.) Just tell her your basic do not's like using teeth and the like and then encourage her to experiment. The key to this is if something feels good let her know and don't just tell her. Moan. (even if you're faking at first) Make her think she is a natural and don't push for the orgasm right away.

with this approach, my girlfriend now gives me a blowjob as part of forplay or on those nights where I am excedingly horny and she isn't in the mood. It leaves me satisfied and her feeling proud of the noises she gets me to make.

Jesterfest

 

[Baraka]

Okay, right off the bat, she should learn how to suck off properly by watching the most talented girls out there give head. Find blowjob vids of Ice La Fox, Devin DeRay, Venus, Raylene and Olivia Saint. These girls must be the most orally gifted bitches in the entire world of adult entertainment. I've watched a ton of adult entertainment over the years and they're right at the top. "Accidentally" leave a CD or [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words] of this stuff lying around for her to find. You'll be glad you did, believe me. adult entertainment... it's educational!

Next, you should school her in the basics of a good blowjob, such as: using as little teeth as possible (not gonna be easy for her with your 6" of girth); sucking hard, but not too hard; never stop moving her tongue; taking it as deep as it'll go at times, not being afraid to gag a little; not just going straight up and down all the time, but also "corkscrewing" her head on strokes; your balls and taint should get attention, too; and last, but not least, have her use a lot of spit. In my own view, if you don't have to wash off afterwards, it ain't a real good suck session. And it's a real fucking tragedy how so few girls out there know the true value of saliva in giving a good blowjob.

Lastly- and this one never fails- put some honey on your cock before she sucks you off. You probably won't want to try this the very first time, but you definitely gotta try it. You don't have to put a lot on and be very careful to only put it on the first 2 or 3 inches of your cock, or you'll have a real sticky mess that'll be a bitch to clean up. See, the reason why this is a such a winner, is that she'll have to use a good amount of suction and spit to clean it off, plus she'll associate the great, sweet taste of the honey with your cock. The next time out, she'll have a much better time sucking you off, since the taste of the honey has been psychologically associated with the taste of your cock.

Oh, and don't you forget to keep on encouraging her with a lot of talk, while she's going down on you. Good words can go a long way to inspire and motivate her. We all like our egos stroked, so make sure you stroke hers, while she strokes yours... with her mouth .

I envy you, my friend. Teaching girls how to give proper head is one of the greatest things you can ever experience. Then again, teaching a girl how to eat pussy is right on par, but that's an entirely different story...

 

[HungLikeHolmes]

Cheers Baraka, but you forgot Aurora Snow and Obsession. Aurora is fuckin gifted, she has the perfect technique :blowjob: and Obsession produces huge amounts of saliva. :drool:

I like the sound of the honey idea, obviously I would have to warn her first incase she thought it was smeg (cock cheese). I agree with the saliva thing, nothing hurts worse than a dry hands on dry cock.

Ill be sure to compliment a lot her whilst she sucks it, and by the way its closer to 7" of girth, seeing as shes only about 5' tall and her wrist is only 5.5" around shes probably gonna have a pretty saw jaw.
:dropjaw:.

 

[Baraka]

Cheers Baraka, but you forgot Aurora Snow and Obsession. Aurora is fuckin gifted, she has the perfect technique :blowjob: and Obsession produces huge amounts of saliva. :drool:

Aurora has maybe the best hands in adult entertainment, but I don't think her blowjobs are at the same level. Obsession is very good, but not the best either. Again, my opinion. A good rule of thumb about the spitting is that, at the end of it all, if there's much more spit than cum on the girl, she's using way too much. Jade Marcella is one girl who falls into this category. There is a such thing as too much spit and she definitely proves it.

I like the sound of the honey idea, obviously I would have to warn her first incase she thought it was smeg (cock cheese). I agree with the saliva thing, nothing hurts worse than a dry hands on dry cock.

You put the honey on when she's right there; don't try to surprise her.

Ill be sure to compliment a lot her whilst she sucks it, and by the way its closer to 7" of girth, seeing as shes only about 5' tall and her wrist is only 5.5" around shes probably gonna have a pretty saw jaw.
:dropjaw:.

Uh oh. Be prepared for mostly teeth, then. I mean, over time with a lot of practice she'll be able to deliver a blowjob with less teeth, but you're pretty much out of luck here if you want the kind of blowjob that most men can get. The cost of girth is paid with some sharp teeth, unfortunately- especially with near 7" of girth. And you're talking to someone who's about 6" EG right now, aiming for 6.75"+ of girth . That's what her pussy and ass were designed for, after all.

 

[KiTTie8695]

tell her to use both hands and open a little wider, if she can't, then tell her to put some sort of lube or spit on you and then have her suck it. that's how I started. eventually she'll get used to it