Anyone here have a threesome?

I want to have one but i want to grow my pecker to 7.5 in 6 girth first
Im only about 5.9 -6 in now and 4.5 girth so its gonna be awhile.

But for those who have is it better than one girl?
 
Well I know I wouldn't share my girl with another dude that's for sure. So I think the honey's wouldn't fancy sharing me either?:(.
Also the inventor of horrorcore rap Esham, says that one bich is always better than two:cool:
 
That's my dream , when i'm going to hit 9-10 inches in the following years, i wanna have some threesomes , i will make the other dude look like he has a micropenis :cool:

Well one time my ex-girfriend told me if i want a threesome with one of her friends..but i said no..I WAS SMELLING THE TRAP rofl
 
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For whatever reason threesomes don't really appeal to me. I prefer one on one interactions.

Two girls giving me head however is a different story, that's something I want to live.
 
Yup and it was a nightmare. I mean it was great but the issue was who to give the dick to. I would be fucking one girl while the other just sat there and waited for her turn. I was really hoping they would les out and shit but that never happened. I did get them to pay for the hotel room though:)
 
yeah i think most of the girls that are ¨wild n shit they aren't that wild after all LOL... definitely some lesbo action would be the Ultimate!!:cool:
 
ChilDsh;656850 said:
That's my dream , when i'm going to hit 9-10 inches in the following years, i wanna have some threesomes , i will make the other dude look like he has a micropenis :cool:

Well one time my ex-girfriend told me if i want a threesome with one of her friends..but i said no..I WAS SMELLING THE TRAP rofl
the trap was to see if you were too pussy to claim her's and another pussy, to her face!
Ya 'failed', hence EX-gf...

Not really, but what is for real is you should have told her you don't need any help arranging your menages-a-trois (threesomes). But as DLD points out, unless you select the right pair of women they will not get off on sharing you and performing for you.

tbh two freaks who will threesome with you as you might want, are less of a good fuck than one dream-hot bodied horny for your cock woman, who you really want to fuck.
What is fun is getting two hot bodied women - or more... with great asses and beautiful backs, and getting them to bend over in a row, naked from the waist down, and to take your cock from behind.
That's a fucking challenge to arrange and perform.

And bless all you dudes who imagined you and a buddy when he asked about a threesome...
 
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I have had two but both were pretty subpar. The first one I really only did stuff with one girl cause the other one was fat. Nothing wrong with that but I'm just not into it. They did stuff with each other though. And the second one was definitely not a great experience because it was my gf at the time and her friend. And as soon as I started doing stuff with her friend my gf freaked out and it came to an abrupt halt.

But it was pretty fun having them both give me head for a bit :)
 
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owmaballs;657393 said:
the trap was to see if you were too pussy to claim her's and another pussy, to her face!
Ya 'failed', hence EX-gf......

Is that true XD? Whassup child he's implying you don't have enough EL to use both hands:P

@ shortdick those hos are fukin scary man, have me reaching for my glock.
 
shortdick;657313 said:
Maybe you going use the x60 n then the x 70 and so on LOL

I won't be doing that but I will surely have the [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]hydromax[/words] [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]X50[/words] for the rest of my life and keep using it for maintenance when I get to 7 inches girth.
 
ChilDsh;657421 said:
Would anyone have sex with a chick like that?They look faker than Nicki Minaj.
Are you serious? Why would we not? Chicks like that, that's all they're good for. I would never want a relationship with bimbos like that but of course I would have sex with them. They're built for sex.
 
Had threesomes. I fucking loved it.

Best sex ever.

But you need to be relaxed. And so does the girl. Preferable girls who are bi sexual.

Sex here is not like in the adult entertainment movies where everything revolves around the penis.

No here sex is kissing touching biting licking sucking etc.

And the penis just happens to be part of it.

Its not like a 1 rule thing to make it nice.

My best advise would be to wait 45 mins before starting penetration the first time.

So both of them are really coocked up on sex hormones.

What you need to understand.

In a successfull threesome. The girls will go fucking wild.

They will play with eachother in ways we dont even think about.

So when you penetrate her with your big fat cock.

This is a woman who has had a womans touch for a long time now.

She doesnt want to be cuddled by you.

She wants you to pull her hair back. Ram it up inside her. Tell her that she's your bitch now and just have your way with her.

Yin yang.

Woman is 70% female 30% male

Man is 30% female 70% male.

By adding another woman.

You need to remove some of the female energy as that has already been supplied for.

You need to be rougher. More uncontrollable and a bit over the edge.

The truth is that the best sex for a woman is with a man and a woman

(Never say that to a feminazi)

And truly i believe this is the natural way of things.

Back in the caveman age men would die like flyes.

So there would always be an abundant amount of women obviously they had to stick with a guy (to reproduce) and i believe thats why it is more or less normal for woman to try out same sex.

There is no reason for 2 men to have sex with a woman on a survival point of view (not that im against that)

So ye im a big fan of threesomes.

And i put alot of energy in trying to pull these home as one night stands.

But the truth is that mostly it goes bad
 
Aimingforthetop;657463 said:
And i put alot of energy in trying to pull these home as one night stands.

But the truth is that mostly it goes bad
exactly.
I agree with just about all of what you say Aiming. Aiming is just your username,

AimingforthePussy is your being name : )
 
And how to get threesomes?

Can you pull girls home regularly?
In case of a no. Practice that.

Can you satisfy them?
In case of a no practice that.

Do you have regular fuck buddies?
In case of a no solve that.

Do you have the balls to ask a woman if she is into other girls?

Some girls will be mad at you for asking.

Look them straight in the eye and call their bullshit it's a valid question.

When you have 2 chicks both up for threesomes (if you fuck them properly and you dont do slut shaming (omg you had sex with a black dude! You fucking slut!) then just invite 2 of them over for dinner and red wine one night. Dont do the " pitiiwwdiiipuff! This is my invitation to the THREESOOOOOME! WITH YOU AND OTHER RANDOM GIIIIIRRRRL!"

Just be cool about it: " sup babe amanda is coming by tonight aswell. See you at 7."

Now be cool to your girls. Allow them to fuck others and you fuck others. And stand your ground when they fuck with these rules.

When women feel they can be their true sexual being you will see some freaky shit.

I have done
Bondage
Anal
Threesomes
Ass to mouth
Ass to other girls mouth
Deepthroat.
Gagging
Ball gag
Buttplugged them.

This is only what i have done on one night stands.

The most important aspect to understand about women is that they will mirror you!!

Women will always mirror the guy they like it is their way of showing interest.

You remember that hot girl who had a crush on the skater in school. What did she do? Boom she became a skater!

Now you show money and high class what does she do?
Shows that she is worth using the money on (not easy and expensive and fine clothing)

You show you are sporty. And boom this chick will suddenly workout for a thriatlon.

You show that you are the party tyoe and she will come flashing with all her party dresses and drugs etc.

So what happens when you show that you are open minded sexually and completely cool with her being that aswell? Heck even laughing if she tries to show a more decent approach?

Trust me i can't count the amount of times a girl finished a sentence with: "omg i never said that to anyone!"

By being accepting of womens sexuality you will literally become a beacon of light in a dark room. She will feel a place of freedom and she will show you her passion and lust.

I am laughing my ass off whenever someone ends up banging a girl i have been with before. It's always: "what did you see in that chick she is boring don't wanna do anything kinky at all! Not even blowjob"

Now im standing thinking back to the time where i put her in a collar and threw a dildo through the room making her fetch it on all 4. And here he is complaining about her being a weak fuck?

She reflects him. The truth is that if she told him that she has a whip and a gag ball and she would pretty much get an instant orgasm if he would just tell her he would like to use it on her.

He would panic run away and call her a freak!

He is the reason why he is getting boring sex!

So this concept has to be used! You need to understand that whatever your vibe is. The girl will copy.

Here is another note.

You know the old "friendzone" game.

Now this only works if you have some experience as girls who knows you knows how to read you. So you need to have been going through some personal development in that area. Preferably if she hears about you fucking girls she knows.

Now the first thing that will happen is that she will shame you: "omg you fucked sandy omg she is such a slut!"

Now what she tries to do is to put you back into the "good boy box" you did this by mistake obviously this is not you!

So what do you do? You break out!

" yep i fucked sandy. Man that was good sex!

Her: "omg what did you 2 do!"

You: "hey girl im not the guy to kiss and tell that is just not ok behavior for a man. I wouldn't even tell you i was with her.
You have to understand. In this society a woman who endulge in her sexlife and enjoys it. Is easily portraited as a lesser valuable woman! And i just think this is a horrible mistake. A real woman lets go! Enjoys sex in the moment without wondering about the next day! And she doesn't hold back her desires! Besides you can't argue that a guy gets the best sex from a woman like that!"

Close off the conversation she will try to
Ask more. Just stop her.

A few days later when you see her again. Compliment her on her clothing (try and compliment a woman on her shoes and tell how they match the rest of her clothes and you will see a woman looking like a starwars nerd getting to jerk of george lucas)

Take her hand turn her around like you are dancing and make a comment over the edge.

Now this is where you need to know how to read between the lines.

Saying: i wanna dry fuck that ass!
is too much!

Saying: you look good! Is too little.

I usually say something that makes them giggle.

"Man what i wouldn't do to leave my bite marks in those asscheecks. Wuuuuhuuu!"

She will giggle. She will blush and she will tell you to stop it.

Stay in the tension.

Hug her and joke with her where you are dancing on the line

"Don't worry baby. I will take gooood care of you!" smile naughty.

If she busts you you can always go: "what? Im joking i meant as your friend god you are such a pruud!" always say this is a joking tone.

If the girl has interest in you already now she will start to indicate her interest to you.

Else simply say it straight to her.

One day when you are looking at her just tell her that you would like to have sex with her.

She will panic and start bladibladi bla.

Just be cool about it!

"Hey im not saying that im gonna fuck you now. But damn when you move around. It is so sensual. You are like sex on heels. And sorry for puttong it out there. But im a guy and im honest. And this is what i feel. You want me to lie to you instead? Besides you don't own me anything and you don't need to do anything. But if you ever feel like having amazing time with movies icecreams and naughty sex. Come by sometime."

99% of the cases she will reject you.

But she will respect you for being honest!
Besides she knew you had a thing for her. Finally you had the balls to tell her!

Now the funny thing is.

Guys need a place to have sex. Woman need a reason.

The longest i have waited on a girl to jump my boner is a full year.

I said this to her and she was occupied in a bad relationship.

Anyway a year passes and she needs to forget him.

She calls me: "can i come by?"

Me home with pizza coke and a tank top watching GOT: " ye sure"

20 mins later she is at my door. I let her in hug her and go back to my show.

She goes to the bathroom. Comes out buttnaked. Looks at me and says: "you said you wanted me, now take me!"


My point guys.

99.99% of males now adays feel ashamed about their sexuality.

And they feel like they shouldn't be cheap!

A guys body is easy to get for a girl with decent looks.

A guys heart is the thing that is hard to get for them!

Understanf these concepts and follow them.

And threesomes will not be a problem in your future
 
And a footnote. Yes im a fucking freak. And i love it.

I have enough sex toys to start my own kinky club.

Do not do what i do! Do what you feel like doing! You need to enjoy it! By doing something you dont like! You kill the good tension!

Ohh and being afraid of something is never a valid reason for not doing it.

Example:
Im afraid of getting bid by a cobra.
Well yes. But its a valid fear. Cobras are fucking crazy!

Another example. Im afraid to admit to a girl i would like her to spank me!

Well then you have to do it! You can't let fear control your life!

My biggest dream is to be an entrepreneur but im afraid of being a failure.!

Well guess what! Being a failure is a big part of being an entrepreneur. Ask steve jobs how maby fuck ups he had.

And then remember that people don't remember that in the end.
 
Aimingforthetop;657474 said:
My biggest dream is to be an entrepreneur but im afraid of being a failure.!

Well guess what! Being a failure is a big part of being an entrepreneur. Ask steve jobs how maby fuck ups he had.

And then remember that people don't remember that in the end.

So very true. I to, at one time, wished to be an entrepreneur and when I started on the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] mission there were many failures, mistakes and fuck ups but,like you said, it is part of the process. It was the mistakes we made and corrected that made us successful...we learned as we went along. Today I am so proud that I have had a successful business for 13 years. No too many businesses can boast this in todays economy.
 
Aimingforthetop;657474 said:
And a footnote. Yes im a fucking freak. And i love it.

I have enough sex toys to start my own kinky club.

Do not do what i do!

Another example. Im afraid to admit to a girl i would like her to spank me!
What kind of toys are you talking about? To use on yourself?:(
 
templnite;657542 said:
What kind of toys are you talking about? To use on yourself?:(

Nope on the girls that i bring over. Really haven't found anything fancy for men except for this advanced pocket pussy that i got :)
 
Well the best sexual toy for men is 100 % the flashlight..nothing feels better than a flashlight :)
 
ChilDsh;657800 said:
Well the best sexual toy for men is 100 % the flashlight..nothing feels better than a flashlight :)

Aww man? what do you do with it? We do not want dis seekness en affrikka!
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DEEEPAAHH!
 
"and poo poo comes out and then they eat their poo poo " LOL Who does that dude? I thought 2 girls 1 cup was over years ago.
 
Aimingforthetop;657958 said:
I got this thing that comes pretty close to the sensation of a real pussy. Its called tenga "flip hole"

Its pretty good.

It seems pretty cool :)
 
Well if you got some bucks to spend on weird stuff. This is your chance. And hey i got 2 versions.

Ohh and they are on the limit of being too small fpr me. Which makes me feel good about myself aswell :)
 
I might order a couple [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]fleshlights[/words] tonight my wife is pregnant again and not putting out as much :(
 
acromegaly;657977 said:
I might order a couple [words=http://fleshlight.sjv.io/c/348327/302851/4702]fleshlights[/words] tonight my wife is pregnant again and not putting out as much :(

Oh Joy! You are about to experience one of the best orgasms you have ever had! Amazing, truly amazing.
 
doublelongdaddy;657980 said:
Oh Joy! You are about to experience one of the best orgasms you have ever had! Amazing, truly amazing.

i had one a long time ago but i threw it away for some reason, they are really nice the texture of the rubber is great

as far as the original topic i hate to be Mr. Boring Ass but as cool as random sex or a threesome might be, being married and comited to one person has really stabilized my life and given me lots of enjoyment.
 
acromegaly;658012 said:
i had one a long time ago but i threw it away for some reason, .

Did you try to make it custom, with piercings/tattoos?
 
acromegaly;658012 said:
as far as the original topic i hate to be Mr. Boring Ass but as cool as random sex or a threesome might be, being married and comited to one person has really stabilized my life and given me lots of enjoyment.

Yea man you're right,having sex with 100 bitches is nothing compared to having sex with the woman you love :) great feeling.
 
ChilDsh;658162 said:
Yea man you're right,having sex with 100 bitches is nothing compared to having sex with the woman you love :) great feeling.

sex with strangers is more for the ego and for the game of it.

there is absolutely no question in my mind on the fact that the best sex is between people who have known eachother and had sex with eachother for a while. some one who knows all your secret spots and someone who is with you on all your kinky ideas. and if those 2 just happens to like to eat eachother out. well then everything is in perfect balance :)
 
Aimingforthetop;658195 said:
sex with strangers is more for the ego and for the game of it.

Wow, I could never do that, I would definitely have a terrible experience. Every girl I have ever been with I have had issues the first time we had sex. I really need to be comfortable and happy with the person before I have good sex.
 
Aimingforthetop;658195 said:
sex with strangers is more for the ego and for the game of it.
And for people who don't mind having disease.
 
doublelongdaddy;658222 said:
Wow, I could never do that, I would definitely have a terrible experience. Every girl I have ever been with I have had issues the first time we had sex. I really need to be comfortable and happy with the person before I have good sex.

good n wise words
 
doublelongdaddy;658858 said:
or committing sin:)

Yes of course, but I think everybody here sins enough on their own to go find a debauchery buddyXD
 
doublelongdaddy;658222 said:
Wow, I could never do that, I would definitely have a terrible experience. Every girl I have ever been with I have had issues the first time we had sex. I really need to be comfortable and happy with the person before I have good sex.

i can relate to that. it takes some practice. especially since girls are alot more nervous when it comes to one night stands (our social status will increase. theirs might decrease. and heck the guy might be a psycho) for me it came natural as i had a lot of women friends when i grew up. and they all talked open about one night stand.

women use it like a tool.

"ye school is really hard so i just needed to get fucked really hard and forget about it all"

"ye i have gained a few pounds and i needed to be adored"

"i can't focus when im horny"

etc.

but mate. ask yourself this (and honestly! don't even answer in this thread cause this is very personal) is it the fear of not performing that triggers it? or is because you just need to build up a stronger connection?

and don't get me wrong i have no intention poking a soft spot without a possitive purpose. but you have given the expression recently that you don't really date.

and if this is due to fear.... sorry mate you need to get back on the horse.

and ye sometimes it goes wrong. and with your cock there will be a whole lot of "HOLYSHIT WTF IS THAT THING!" going on in the bedroom.

but i see this as part of life to be able to do.

i can cook a decent meal.
i can wash my own clothes.
i can clean my house.
i can seduce a woman i find beautifull and satisfy her in the bedroom.

i don't believe any of these things came natural. they came from experience and practice.

so. if you are telling me that you have tryed this enough and realized this is just not you. im feeling you dog. and i respect it!

but if this is fear holding you back..

you know what to do.

doublelongdaddy;658858 said:
or committing sin:)
im on the rightous side of hell my friend. as i don't belong in heaven :)
templnite;658315 said:
And for people who don't mind having disease.
i have had diseases twice. both from relationships with chicks who decided to cheat.
NEVER from one night stands.

use protection. Always use protection.
 
shortdick;658978 said:
One night stands need my own dose its been a while since then...Hope i get a hot oneLOL:)

I would have a huge anxiety attack if I was going to be fucking someone I did not know. Don't even think I could get hard.
 
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