ANAL SEX CLEANUP: Please help!

[dizzle]

I need suggestions from someone more experienced than myself. My girl wants to take it up the ass and I am psyched. She has never done it before and neither have I. I hear horror stories of guys "hitting a turd" and other stuff too nasty to think about. Is there any device, like an anal douche she can use to clean her tailpipe so it doesn't stink, and if so, where can she purchase one. Thanks.

 

[xxxyamzxxx]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!...anal douche....clean her tailpipe so it doesnt stink...man i needed a good laugh rofl

 

[sikdogg]

You could just wear a condom when you do anal... or have her do an enema before. She can purchase an enema bladder from any pharmacy.

 

[DLD]

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[against_odds21]

That is just wrong. I'm never coming back here again.























..kidding, but still wrong.

 

[dizzle]

What is an enema bladder?

 

[Skepdick]

I dont think that it really causes a mess per se, although you would want to clean your dick off afterwards I would think. Maybe plan a hot shower together after the act. That being said I have never tried it, although I will one day.

 

[joeym]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

OMG I can't stop laughing at that fucking shit in the snow. Oh, just too funny.

 

[Skepdick]

.............or just do what they do in all the "pornos" and once you pop it out of her ass, have her immediately suck on it.

Man thats disgusting when you really think about it, especially if she wanted to kiss you afterwards or something.

 

[stillwantmore]

The "secret" to clean anal sex both in adult entertainment and in real life, is to use an enema about an hour before hand. "Fleet" brand enemas are cheap and can be found in most stores. Ask where the enemas are. It's basically just sterile saline solution. Instructions are included in the box. Have fun! Contrary to popular belief, anal can be great when done properly.

 

[hopful]

if you don't want to use an enema then just take care you're girl had a shit about 2 hours befor anal sex. Thats nearly as good as an enema, still i prefer the secound.

 

[VladtheImpaler]

who here has persuaded their woman to take an enema.........

 

[badbal]

Haha, Enema!
Ill just shove a garden hose up my girls ass and put it on full power for a minute, that outta do it!

But Seriously...
Your girl will know if she is ready and able to do the deed. And when you do, use a condom, and when its over, dispose the condom (Without looking at it).

My girl loves to get it up the ass, she can come in less than a minute if im doing her up the ass while shes working her buzzer. Its a sure thing!!

 

[Skepdick]

I need to convince the wifey to let me do her in the butt, any tips on how to pursuade a woman into anal??? I am all ears...

 

[belowav]

I need suggestions from someone more experienced than myself. My girl wants to take it up the ass and I am psyched. She has never done it before and neither have I. I hear horror stories of guys "hitting a turd" and other stuff too nasty to think about. Is there any device, like an anal douche she can use to clean her tailpipe so it doesn't stink, and if so, where can she purchase one. Thanks.

don't worry to much about douching, in my experience,s over the years i have penitrated the hershey highway many times with my wife and many other girlfriends, and have had only one bad experience but even that was all good. Make sure you use plenty of lube, and one word of causion , if she says to you " stop i think i 'm gonna shit" then get the heck outta there , oh another thing no matter how clean it looks when you pull it out wash your dick thoroughly with soapy water before you put it in her anywhere else, or she will probably end up in the hospital in a couple of days with a nasty infection, good luck!! and what ever you do have fun! dont sweat it! thats what its all about

 

[REDZULU2003]

Remember, ALWAYS wear protection.

 

[pinprick]

Guys...
I don't normally do this... but....
This thread just keeps hanging on and on.... and in (mho) it's just basic logic.
Take a dump, clean up, screw.
Enough! lol
Yes... and always be safe no matter what door you go in.

 

[quijjiboo]

Ahhhh, nothing sexier than giving your woman an enema

 

[homeslice1325]

man, what an awesome thread, there has been talk of convincin your girl to do an anal dousch, convincin her to do an enema, both of which are of yeah fuckin right status in my book. plus we've had talk of stickin hoses up the girls ass to prevent involuntary poo time, then again we wer graced with the presence of a picture of poo time in the snow. wonderful thread

as far as my advice to you, dont worry too much about it, just bang her in the ass, she'll love it, then clean up in the shower and bang her in the front door

 

[penguinsfan]

I remember stumbling upon a site by Tristan Taormino who is like the goddess of butt action and has the process down to a science. I'd suggest you do a search for that info or something similar.

Myself, I've only gone backdoor once, though I enjoyed it and would like to venture there again in the future. I used a condom and would ultimately suggest you do the same. She may hate it and be very reluctant to let you try this again. If you make this a highly complex process with great preparation, it will seem more traumatic.

 

[dreamaloud1]

if she says to you " stop i think i 'm gonna shit" then get the heck outta there

Words more true have never graced this forum.​

 

[dreamaloud1]

I remember some guy called Love Lines up one night totally freaked out because his dick came out of his girl's butt with a bit of shit on it. While he was still talking Adam got a Breaking News Alert- People who stick a finger in their ear might get ear wax on their finger.......

Maybe you had to be there.