Almost got caught PEing...

[mlb092]

So I finally got done making my homemade bib hanger which cost me all of 3 dollars. About 20 min ago was my 3rd time ever using it. Since I'm kind of new to the whole hanging scene, I didn't fasten the weights right and they fell off crashing to the floor making a huge noise.

This wouldn't normally be a problem but at the moment its almost 12 and my parents are sleeping upstairs.

I had to quickly make up some obviously fabricated excuse and reasure my parents that nothing was wrong.

How the fuck would I explain what really happened if they found the weights? lol I got lucky.

 

[badapiou252]

bodybuilding is the first thing that comes to mind...

 

[mlb092]

bodybuilding is the first thing that comes to mind...

Body building at 12 at night with 7lbs worth of weight in the dark? haha

 

[10inchadvantage]

Maybe falling off the bed would make the same noise? I'll let you test that one out, however.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

I'll betcha that if you tell 'em that you were fuckin a dead cat you just got outta the freezer and dropped it on it's frozen feline forehead just as you came they'd never bother you ever...ever again.

But maybe that's just me.

 

[10inchadvantage]

Obviously, this is a pretty easy scenario to get out of. However, it's much harder to have your grandma constantly moving your [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98]penis pump[/words], thinking it's a hookah, yelling at you to "stop smoking pot in the house." I promise her that it isn't for smoking, yet when she asks what it's for I tell her, "You don't want to know." She just laughs and thinks I'm trying to fool her or something. I have almost gotten to the point of saying, "It's for my penis!" I think she'd flip if I said that though.

Wow, uh, maybe I should try to hide my Penis Enlargement shit more? lol

 

[mlb092]

I'll betcha that if you tell 'em that you were fuckin a dead cat you just got outta the freezer and dropped it on it's frozen feline forehead just as you came they'd never bother you ever...ever again.

But maybe that's just me.

lol this may be the key to Penis Enlargementing without distraction. Hallelujah!

Although I do suspect that my dad knows about [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]. Sometimes I leave it minimized on my laptop sitting on the table in my living room. Ill find him surfing the web when I come back to it and knowing him he would look at what was hiding in the trey.

He's the kind of guy that would find it and try it though so I kind of hope he has seen it.

 

[penguinsfan]

How the fuck would I explain what really happened if they found the weights?

Look at your sig..."Mom...dad...I want to be able to start the lawnmower with my cock...I hope you understand."