A stroke of brilliance...

It just hit me...I know exactly what needs to happen to turn [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] into the biggest thing since canned imitation meat. Move over Spam, we're here to stay! We need to make a [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] porno, hell we've got everything we need. Jaz/Lightning is the multimedia guru and I'm guessing owns all the necessary equipment that we'd need. DLD could be the main attraction with his 10"+ wang, with several other members contributing with their equally awe-inspiring wangs. We're sitting on a major cash cow here guys...YEAH BABY!

Just remember, this was my idea, so we have to halt production until I hit my goal of 8.5" NBP x 6.25" girth. Once I'm there, than it's on like Donkey Kong. Oh yeah, and my scene is going to be a threesome with me and 2 hot Asian twins...it'll be brilliant I tell ya!
 
Hell yea, sorta like the "Bang Bros." ;)

You guys can call me Alejandro ;)
 
I think the real money-maker will be when DLD opens up the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] dating site:

"Girls, wanna date a REAL guy with a REAL HUGE COCK? Just click here...."

I mean, what size-queen could resist??? It's a no-brainer.

- indy
 
you're gonna make the girls where the Jason mask? Whatever floats your boat...at least then you don't have to worry about whether or not they have attractive faces.... lol

Yeah I'm an idiot, I know what ya meant. Anywho, my name will be something like Cracker Jack or something...I dunno, we can fine tune the details later...now I have to hit 8.5 x 6.25...........TO THE BAT CAVE!
 
Since Im black I can be like a theif or sumthing. I will wear a mask as well like a robber's mask and fuck bitches in the ass. I will be the "ASS BANDIT!"

HAHAHA good idea man lets make sum money lol
 
InDeep said:
I think the real money-maker will be when DLD opens up the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] dating site:

"Girls, wanna date a REAL guy with a REAL HUGE COCK? Just click here...."

I mean, what size-queen could resist??? It's a no-brainer.

- indy

There's actually a site like that called Big-Date.com. Doesn't seem to have been updated in a while, though.
 
doublelongdaddy said:
Laughin' my black ass off:D

hahaha

I was getting worried there for a second. I thought I would be the only one laughing.

That adult entertainment idea is a good one though. We could cripple the business. Like we take our measurments before each scene and put things in perspective. We could also let our viewers know about Penis Enlargement (if we wanted). Make our own brand of LC (Liquid Cialis) that we take b4 each scene just for the hell of it hehe promote the shit outta it like that Vig-Rx crap. Make our own DHT ointment and call it [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] Jelly heheh.

People like Lex claiming 11x7 would be choked at what we do.
 
kaus is right...if Jaz knows his camera angles, which I'd imagine he more then likely does, our dicks would look absolutely huge, but through showing measurements we could finally dispel rumors of the current pornstars being larger then life.

And if we're going to play off of stereotypes, I can dress up like a hillbilly considering I'm from the midwest, and I can force myself to talk with a southern twang...This could be absolutely frickin' awesome! lmao

And we could have Still and Supra dressed up in camo attire tag teaming some chick, because let's face it, we all know that Still and Supra have this strange obsession with seeing each other naked... :P
 
oopapercutoo said:
And we could have Still and Supra dressed up in camo attire tag teaming some chick, because let's face it, we all know that Still and Supra have this strange obsession with seeing each other naked... :P

What about our friend Kong? I know he wants in on that action
 
I'm tellin yall, I'm sick. I want my scene to be bloody and messy. I have lots of good ideas for "horror adult entertainment"! Come on DLD, lets get this crackin!
 
kausion

dude everytime I see a post by you I am hypnotized by that ass in your sig...its like everything I'm doing stops and I just stare at the vid for a few seconds :O ....lol...who is that girlie and what vid is that????????
 
Me, Still and Supra on one chick?! I think we need to contact some type of insurance provider...you know...just in case...

Hey, I'm fat AND hairy...I could be the next Ron Jeremy!
 
PaloMalo said:
kausion

dude everytime I see a post by you I am hypnotized by that ass in your sig...its like everything I'm doing stops and I just stare at the vid for a few seconds :O ....lol...who is that girlie and what vid is that????????

Krystal Steal, Flesh Hunter #1. I got the vid I will be posting a bunch of vids in the next little while for viewing.
 
kausion_420 said:
Krystal Steal, Flesh Hunter #1. I got the vid I will be posting a bunch of vids in the next little while for viewing.


Hell, yeah! When I get back from my vacation I'll have some adult entertainment to look at and if you post whoever's ass that belongs to (the vid in your sig) I'll be wackin for days. Haha
 
iwant8inches said:
Hell, yeah! When I get back from my vacation I'll have some adult entertainment to look at and if you post whoever's ass that belongs to (the vid in your sig) I'll be wackin for days. Haha

Ya I will post that vid. Once I get everything figured out I will post like a few vids a week or something.
 
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