So I am going to the AVN awards in January in Las Vegas...

MackIII;519223 said:

Some years back I went and had a great time. Told the misses that I was going to the "Consumer Electronics Show"........LOL. Got there and went to the EXPO first and took a lot of pictures with my favorite ���� stars. Then, while I was on my knees being photographed with my head next to Nina Hartley's legendary ass, she asked me and my buddy if we were going to the AVN award show. She went on to tell us about it and the price of admission and we kind of baulked at that as she stated there would be no live sex acts there due to it being on the strip. She went on to say that if "THAT'S" what we're hoping to see, then for only $20 admission some of the adult stars would be at this adult book store off the strip and anything can and will happen there. She also said to bring a camera or a camcorder for some hot shots. Well now this was right up our alley!!! When we arrived later that evening (late) there were tons of cars all over the street in front of this small ass adult store. We walked in and saw hardly anyone in there and it was looking a bit shady. I guess after wondering around a bit and looking perplexed the attendant asked if we were there for the show? We said yes and he said to head to the back door. There was a guy there who greeted us, took our money, and led us to this BIG TENT out back. He also told us to hang on to our stubs as we may get picked to perform with one of the adult stars if we were lucky!!! Man it was a great show. Some of the ladies gave a girl on girl show, some gave a guy in the audience a blow job (comdoms), one gal dominated this guy in the audience by using a strap-on on him and then made him suck it afterwards.....yulk!!!! I believe he was a little feminine to start with as even though he was blindfolded the gal looked shocked he took the strap-on to easy...LOL. Oh and a month later I saw a picture and story of that incident in Hustler magazine......too funny!

Now just when Nina Hartley was putting on a show on "The correct way to eat a woman's pussy" for everyone, and was demonstrating it on some sexy woman, this guy walks up, whispers in her ear and she jumped to her feet and announced at the mic that the show was over as they had been raided by VICE!!! Man everyone was high tailing it out of there only to find several cop cars and cops all out front. They only told us to slow down and take our times and seemed to let us all go (so I thought). Well the next morning we found out on the local news that all the people who were "engaging" on stage got arrested. We went back to the EXPO later that day to see maybe who all were still locked up and ran into Nina again. She said yep they got arrested but were released (whatever that meant).

Now you would think my story ended there right? Well about 2 days after I returned home, I was chillin watching some TV while the misses was cooking in the kitchen and BOOM.....a segment on an old TV show back then called Hard Copy announced "Ladies if you thought your hubbies were just at the Consumer Electronics Show, you might want to see this" (and proceeded to pan their camera around and show people faces in that damn tent)!!!! I jumped up, turned the TV off in a panic, and went in there to keep her company and her ass in that damn kitchen till that segment went off. I did call my buddy who did get to watch it and he said they did show a lot of people in the tent (not us, thank you) but mainly the people who got arrested. I hadn't been back since.....LOL! As I know me........hell if my ticket stub got picked for some stage action by one of my favorites (less that strap-on crap...LOL) I'd been proud of my 6 1/2 inches getting some pro ���� pussy.........LOL.....condom of course.

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CobraStang;519671 said:

Sweet, I'll have to start saving for this!!

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doublelongdaddy;519678 said:

I have to find one of the affiliates to pay my way

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Medicating;519799 said:

A MOS stand would be cool. Most of the people there would most likely be very interested. Nice idea, Mike.

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