She wants one more inch!

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Okay, so the wife and I shagged tonight for 2 hours straight. She came three times and I came twice. It was pretty good. You should all restore your foreskins! ( As Kong1971, I am required to say that! ) Anyway, after we were done, we were laying in bed talking about my dick, because she really got off on it tonight. She asked me how much bigger it had gotten and I told her that I'm kind of creeping past the 7 1/2 inch mark. I then told her how I used to use paperbacks to measure against (because I am scared of rulers, I would hold a paperback next to it and note the letter on the spine where I came to and then measure that) I then told her that I didn't use the paperbacks anymore. She asked why, and I said, "well, paperback are only 7" long. I'm using HARDBACKS now!" :D

I told her I planned to stop at 8" cause I feel comfortable and happy with that. I could tell by the look on her face that she wanted to say something, so I nudged her and she said she wanted me to go on past that. Maybe to 9, but no bigger, cause she didn't think she could take any more than that. I ain't insulted or anything, but I tell you what guys, they are never satisfied, are they? She said that when we were fucking, I was POUNDING on her g-spot, and when she came the 3rd time, she was yelling oh-shit!oh-shit!oh-shit! Afterwards, she tells me to go for another inch. Oh well, I guess I will have to change my sig pretty soon! I was so close, too! Less than half an inch to go!
 

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Great story Kong.
Was your wife the type of women who used to say "Oh you a fine..I wouldn't want it any bigger"?
 
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When we first started living together, she was shy about sex, but within a year she was like, "Hey! I didn't cum. You are not done yet!" That's the best kind of woman to have, because you know, when she's laying there panting with her legs shaking and says, "That was fucking awesome!" that she ain't bullshitting you! She has bruised my ego a few times, but it is alot easier to deal with when you learn that you CAN grow it bigger if she wants!

Oh, and they ALL say, "You're fine...I wouldn't want it any bigger!" Don't blame them. Dude, we PROGRAM them to say that! If you want a woman to be honest with you, you have to friggin' deprogram them, but proceed with caution.
 
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Right on Kong,
I've been burnt before, but it was for the best...even if we didn't last forever.
 
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Nice story kong, hopefully your son wont read that :D
 
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Kong wrote,

"Okay, so the wife and I shagged tonight for 2 hours straight. She came three times and I came twice. .."

Where's the equality dude? She owes you one!! If I were you I'd keep an account of this stuff, so that next time the two of you have a fight, and she throws your having slept with her sister and six of her girlfriends in your face, you have something with which to respond.:)

"If you want a woman to be honest with you, you have to friggin' deprogram them,"

Actually I prefer it when they lie. Often I pay them great sums of money for just that very purpose. "Oh Jersey you're so big, you're the best, no one does it like you..."
 
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Man that some motivation. I only wish i could get a women to tell me she wanted more dick without going to look for it somewhere else.
 
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Nice gaining kong and good luck with the last inch i'm sure you'll reach it. One quick question I noticed your son joined, do you tell him not to read some posts such as this one?
"Okay, so the wife and I shagged tonight for 2 hours straight. She came three times and I came twice"..."she was yelling oh-shit!oh-shit!oh-shit!"
HAHA thats great man but Kid Kong don't read this post! But hey if hes comfortable with it thats great. Good luck man.. later
 

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Afterwards, she tells me to go for another inch.
So casual. It amazes me that we have this incredible miracle that the rest of the world would kill for, if they only believed, and we discuss it like it was as easy as picking up some milk at the supermarket. You gotta love knowledge:)
 
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Heheheh...yeah, it is funny. We have both become very casual about it.

Kid Kong is 18 folks. He's gonna stay at home til he finishes school. He's pretty grown up, tho. He basically thinks me and his mom are just nuts and ignores most of my crazy talk and ideas. Now, my youngest is only 10, and we make sure we shelter him from sex and violence til he is older and can process the info without getting messed up. I didn't tell Kid Kong a whole lot til he hit 16-17, aside from the basic birds and bees talk.
 

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Now, my youngest is only 10, and we make sure we shelter him from sex and violence til he is older and can process the info without getting messed up.
I hear ya! I have a 10 year old and he is just finding out about many of the worldly taboos and secrets. I try to be blunt and forthcoming but it is still difficult. I don't think when I was 10 many of the current 10 year old subjects were talked about. I mean he knows about getting high, sex, and other things I was not privy to until I was a teen. I guess times have changed.
 
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I remember about 3 years ago. Kid Kong and I were in the pool. Mom and baby were at her mother's for the weekend. My son looks at me all serious and asks, "Dad, have you ever had a blowjob?" It was so innocent, like a BJ was some exotic sex act only performed by asian hookers in thailand or something. I just cracked up and I was like, "God Lord! No!" He was about fifteen. Kids should be that way when they are younger. They don't need to know about all this stuff. It fucks them up in the head. I still cover my 10 year olds eyes if we see boobies on tv...oh, about Kid's question...after laughing I did answer his question seriously.
 

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I remember about 3 years ago. Kid Kong and I were in the pool. Mom and baby were at her mother's for the weekend. My son looks at me all serious and asks, "Dad, have you ever had a blowjob?" It was so innocent, like a BJ was some exotic sex act only performed by asian hookers in thailand or something. I just cracked up and I was like, "God Lord! No!" He was about fifteen. Kids should be that way when they are younger. They don't need to know about all this stuff. It fucks them up in the head. I still cover my 10 year olds eyes if we see boobies on tv...oh, about Kid's question...after laughing I did answer his question seriously.
Love your parental approach!
 
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Nah...it went something like this...

"Yeah, I have, son."

"Really? Does it feel good?"

"Duh! Yeah! It's not as good as sex, but pretty good."

"Has mom ever done that to you?"

"Um...Yeah..."

"EEEWWWWWW!"

After some investigation, he finally admitted that he planned to attend a party and a girl said she would give him one there. It didn't happen, by the way, because I explained all the pros and cons that come along with any kind of sexual encounter...he decided to wait, or chickened out...I'm not sure. Anyway, that was why he brought it up.
 
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Yeah man props to kong for that. My parents have never been very open about much of anything but I'm going to try to make sure I am with my kids. Luckily my gf (whom I will most likely marry) is from a very open family, so that will make it easier.
 

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Has anyone ever watched Porn with their dad??? That's open right there, sitting back and like whoa look at those huge fake tits.....that's funny.....:D....

No really I have a great relationship with my parents, or I should say my dad, when it comes to sex, women, dick size, etc. Something like Supra, cause the people I'm closest to might as well know everything about me, nothing to worry about. I have some weird habits and I know it, so why shouldn't those closest to me. When I have kids, which is one of the greatest desires of my heart, I will do my best to maintain their innocence, but if they ask questions, they want to know the truth. No BS. Kids are smarter than we adults like to give them credit for. No sense in trying to close them off from the world and being resented for it, you can open a door for them, but they have to walk through it themselves. Holla
 

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