Most embarrassing moment?

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doublelongdaddy
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Most embarrassing moment?

I got caught sucking my own cock when I was like 12 or 13. I was really skinny and flexible at the time. I was staying with some friends in Maryland and I went into their upstairs bathroom to take a pee. When I got up there I saw a Sears catalog and I was a sucker for the Bra and Pantie section of that fine publication. Everyone was done stairs and I was sitting on the floor against their tub whacking it when the idea of sucking my own cock came into my head. One thing led to another and I decided to give it a go. I layed on my back and pulled my legs as close to my head as possible. I was able to get the head in my mouth (was I ever surprised) but that surprise was nothing compared to my friends 18 year old sister walking in on me cock in mouth with the Sears catalog opened to the porn section. I was really busted and embarrassed.
 

Gardenier90

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BWAHAHAHA!!! Man I'm embarassed for ya!
 
Didn't happen to me but my girlfriends younger brother when he was a teenager.

He was in his bedroom servicing himself when his mum walked in...

"Thomas, what do you think you're doing??!!"

to which his reply was...

"I'M HAVING A WANK"

What more could he say..lol :)

I was sat downstairs with my girlfriend at the time and when I heard this I pissed myself laughing. I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, him or his mum.

He's now my brother-in-law, and I can't wait to give his best man this info when he gets married next year ;)
 
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stillwantmore

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What is it with getting caught masturbating?? I was watching TV when I was probably 13ish. I forget what it was but, some really hot chick was on the tube and, I was horny so I whipped out the wonder rod and, started playing with myself. Grandma was staying with us for a week at the time and, she had come up to my room to see if I wanted to come join her and my mom for a game of Yahtzee. No knock at the door or anything she just barges in and says somthing like "Hey, OH , hey, hey...uh, I'll come back!" I heard her and my mom in the living room "Is he on the way?" "He was busy but, I think he'll be out soon".
 
Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Most embarrassing moment?

I got caught sucking my own cock when I was like 12 or 13. I was really skinny and flexible at the time. I was staying with some friends in Maryland and I went into their upstairs bathroom to take a pee. When I got up there I saw a Sears catalog and I was a sucker for the Bra and Pantie section of that fine publication. Everyone was done stairs and I was sitting on the floor against their tub whacking it when the idea of sucking my own cock came into my head. One thing led to another and I decided to give it a go. I layed on my back and pulled my legs as close to my head as possible. I was able to get the head in my mouth (was I ever surprised) but that surprise was nothing compared to my friends 18 year old sister walking in on me cock in mouth with the Sears catalog opened to the porn section. I was really busted and embarrassed.

ROFL
 

penguinsfan

Active member
To be totally honest, I don't have anything that would compare to these stories. DLD, my flexibility sucks and I couldn't achieve your feat if I wanted to, and I've never been caught "roughing up the suspect". That being said, I'll nominate a college buddy of mine.

His nickname was Dingle because, when he was a teenager, his mom walked into the bathroom to find him completely bent over and using her scissors from her sewing box to trim his ass hairs. I bet that was priceless. :eek:
 

REDZULU2003

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My most embarassing time was a few months back when my 17 year-old sister and two of her mates burst in on me while.......*cough* WANKING AWAY at Lexington stell splitting open tiny holes :cool: , anyway I was just about to shoot and they came in....the look on their face was :eek: damm I was so embarassed, I stopped they walked out and I was like SHIT, DAMM whats happened.

We lived it down, were close.
But I was RED as a TOMATOE at the time and shaking like a leaf.
 

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