Most embarrassing moment?

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Most embarrassing moment?

I got caught sucking my own cock when I was like 12 or 13. I was really skinny and flexible at the time. I was staying with some friends in Maryland and I went into their upstairs bathroom to take a pee. When I got up there I saw a Sears catalog and I was a sucker for the Bra and Pantie section of that fine publication. Everyone was done stairs and I was sitting on the floor against their tub whacking it when the idea of sucking my own cock came into my head. One thing led to another and I decided to give it a go. I layed on my back and pulled my legs as close to my head as possible. I was able to get the head in my mouth (was I ever surprised) but that surprise was nothing compared to my friends 18 year old sister walking in on me cock in mouth with the Sears catalog opened to the �naked people movies� section. I was really busted and embarrassed.
 
Didn't happen to me but my girlfriends younger brother when he was a teenager.

He was in his bedroom servicing himself when his mum walked in...

"Thomas, what do you think you're doing??!!"

to which his reply was...

"I'M HAVING A WANK"

What more could he say..lol :)

I was sat downstairs with my girlfriend at the time and when I heard this I pissed myself laughing. I'm not sure who was more embarrassed, him or his mum.

He's now my brother-in-law, and I can't wait to give his best man this info when he gets married next year ;)
 
What is it with getting caught masturbating?? I was watching TV when I was probably 13ish. I forget what it was but, some really hot chick was on the tube and, I was horny so I whipped out the wonder rod and, started playing with myself. Grandma was staying with us for a week at the time and, she had come up to my room to see if I wanted to come join her and my mom for a game of Yahtzee. No knock at the door or anything she just barges in and says somthing like "Hey, OH , hey, hey...uh, I'll come back!" I heard her and my mom in the living room "Is he on the way?" "He was busy but, I think he'll be out soon".
 
Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Most embarrassing moment?

I got caught sucking my own cock when I was like 12 or 13. I was really skinny and flexible at the time. I was staying with some friends in Maryland and I went into their upstairs bathroom to take a pee. When I got up there I saw a Sears catalog and I was a sucker for the Bra and Pantie section of that fine publication. Everyone was done stairs and I was sitting on the floor against their tub whacking it when the idea of sucking my own cock came into my head. One thing led to another and I decided to give it a go. I layed on my back and pulled my legs as close to my head as possible. I was able to get the head in my mouth (was I ever surprised) but that surprise was nothing compared to my friends 18 year old sister walking in on me cock in mouth with the Sears catalog opened to the �naked people movies� section. I was really busted and embarrassed.


ROFL
 
To be totally honest, I don't have anything that would compare to these stories. DLD, my flexibility sucks and I couldn't achieve your feat if I wanted to, and I've never been caught "roughing up the suspect". That being said, I'll nominate a college buddy of mine.

His nickname was Dingle because, when he was a teenager, his mom walked into the bathroom to find him completely bent over and using her scissors from her sewing box to trim his ass hairs. I bet that was priceless. :eek:
 
My most embarassing time was a few months back when my 17 year-old sister and two of her mates burst in on me while.......*cough* WANKING AWAY at Lexington stell splitting open tiny holes :cool: , anyway I was just about to shoot and they came in....the look on their face was :eek: damm I was so embarassed, I stopped they walked out and I was like SHIT, DAMM whats happened.

We lived it down, were close.
But I was RED as a TOMATOE at the time and shaking like a leaf.
 
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