Maximus Patheticus

A guy I know just called me up, this is the conversation:

Me: Whats happinen man
Him: Not too much, just seeing whats up for tonight
Me: cool
Him: oh yeah, can I ask you a question???
Me: Whats that

Him: At your house, Do you think you have any Cig' butts in the ashtray???

Me: lol, what???.....AAAaaaaahahahaha

Me: your fuckin gross man, lol
Him: well, if I go to the bank machine itll cost me $1.40 to take out a $20
So I dont really want to buy cigs....

Me: You make me sick!!! (Phone hung up)


Just thought id share that obscene phonecall with the world.....

Worst thing I was cookin up bacon for some bacon sandwiches, and I laughed so hard listening to that bullshit, that I didnt concentrate while flippin the peices I burnt myself good with the grease

(no shirt on obviously) Its the only way to cook bacon :s e

i witnessed that same thing just a couple of nights ago, and man it is pathetic. smoking in general is pathetic.

Shithead said:

smoking in general is pathetic.

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In TOTAL agreeance on this.

Yeah paying people to get cancer...

Funny shit, VladtheImpaler! :D
But yeah, I concur with the boys; smoking IS pathetic. I should know, since I used to smoke when I was 13-17. I managed to quit cold turkey without any withdrawls, though.
Nowadays I'm pretty much obsessed with living healthy.

Man, you guys are angry. Here's some funny logic.
Cigarettes are poison->poison is death->death is sleep->sleep is healthy. Therefore i'll smoke to the benefits of my health.

lol lol lol

Zurik said:

Man, you guys are angry. Here's some funny logic.
Cigarettes are poison->poison is death->death is sleep->sleep is healthy. Therefore i'll smoke to the benefits of my health.

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lol Interestin logic. Then I guess we shouldn't complain about second hand smoke as it is inevitably making us all "healthier" lol