How I disarmed a portuguese guy of his chick and nearly got attacked for it :)

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This is a true story which happened 24 hours after the Milf story.

My good friend and I had been relaxing in the pub as it was a beautiful day. We went to the nearby park where we would do one of my hobbies - simply meeting new people.

This doesn't simply mean trying to pick up chicks or anything like that, just simly meeting new people because what's always fascinated me is that each time you see someone, there is a story behind that person, relationships, happiness, sorrow, everything really.

So I struck up some friendly conversation with these two girls and all of a sudden this army of portuguese appear from nowhere. They were infact exchange students partered up with the english girls.

Having studied a little portuguese, I welcomed them to London and just got talking really, one stranger to another on a nice saturday night.

Fast forward the clock and my friend has got the attention of two english girls. I registered this and left him alone not to ruin his moment. I was jus interweaving through the large group talking to people from left to right.

I was dressed sharpy, as I always do. and I received quite a few compliments over my style fromthe english girls . It appeared I was by moving from left to right "cockblocking" all the portuguese and focusing all the female attention to me and my friend.

I was just talking and flirting when one girl came up to me and kissed me on the cheek. She kissed me again and asked if we could go for some "quiet time". This girl had been eyeing me up for a while and I have to say when she wrapped her arm around mine it certainly did pump my ego LMAO

We were walking away from the group to god knows where when some of the portuguese guys chased after us and stopped us from going. I guess her exchange didn't take too kindly to her trying to jet off with me but had they not have done that the story could have ended very differently :p

They were by no means in a serious relationship or any relationship for that matter but I had done a better job of attracting her than he did, clearly.

Fast forward and the guy is trying to push me, with his friends holding him back. It wasn't worth the fight as there was nothing to fight over, and his friends had bottles. They had been perfectly reasonable but It wasn't necessary to test their alliance to their friend.

I walked off with my friend but I have to say, there is something about us MoS guys :)
 
Well you did the right thing and were a perfect gentleman! Those Portuguese can be mean fuckers! Always carry a Bathmate X-40 so if you need to you can beat someone with it!
 
Nice. You must have something going for you. Sounds like you are a gentleman and not some brawler. You should write a few guides sometime on picking women up because your style must be good and the way you come over in here is interesting and certainly catches my interest.
 
good story. I gotta work on this :)

Also: Stay away from Germany ;)
 
doublelongdaddy;433717 said:
Well you did the right thing and were a perfect gentleman! Those Portuguese can be mean fuckers! Always carry a Bathmate X-40 so if you need to you can beat someone with it!

I-m portuguese and I-m a nice dude......
 
Falas portugues ?!

Haha no I have no problem with the portuguese, falo portugues :

Con Licenca
Por Favor
Obgrigado
Disculpa


Bon dia
Boa tarde
:)
apolo;433870 said:
I-m portuguese and I-m a nice dude......
 
Good story simyan... almost too good. Had it ended with you banging one or more of them I gotta say it would have sounded a little too much like a Penthouse Letter lol.

Either way, you clearly got some skill and I like how you and your buddy divided them out by nationality lol. Keep up the good work!
 
Simyan;433872 said:
Falas portugues ?!

Haha no I have no problem with the portuguese, falo portugues :

Con Licenca
Por Favor
Obgrigado
Disculpa


Bon dia
Boa tarde
:)


Muito bem!!! or very good...
 
apolo;433870 said:
I-m portuguese and I-m a nice dude......

That makes two of us. :p

Anyway, Simyan, you handled the situation pretty well, but I would be careful in the future if I were you. It's not about him being Portugues or German, or American or whatever. It's about you, probably inadvertedly "stealing" his "date". LMAO What kind of guy, in his perfect state of mind, would let that go without a fuss? :p

The fact that he's Portuguese could only influence in one way: Portuguese, French, Italians, Spaniards and South Americans have that "latin blood" running through their veins. It's the old "macho" thing going on, so there may be quite a lot of ego going on when it comes to the ladies ;)

Anyway, to sum it up, YES, Portuguese guys can be mean fuckers, but they're also nice fuckers if no one gets near their girls LMAO
 
haha true rapaz.

she was just his exchange student but i see what you mean :)
savageblue;434190 said:
That makes two of us. :p

Anyway, Simyan, you handled the situation pretty well, but I would be careful in the future if I were you. It's not about him being Portugues or German, or American or whatever. It's about you, probably inadvertedly "stealing" his "date". LMAO What kind of guy, in his perfect state of mind, would let that go without a fuss? :p

The fact that he's Portuguese could only influence in one way: Portuguese, French, Italians, Spaniards and South Americans have that "latin blood" running through their veins. It's the old "macho" thing going on, so there may be quite a lot of ego going on when it comes to the ladies ;)

Anyway, to sum it up, YES, Portuguese guys can be mean fuckers, but they're also nice fuckers if no one gets near their girls LMAO
 
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