Dirty Limericks (this will be fun)

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9cyclops9

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"Dirty Limericks (this will be fun)"
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Ok, so there's this game/song at a local pub called Dirty Limericks, and here's how it goes. I'll put the required lines in italics. You must follow this format.

There once was a man from Mihn Tao,
His wife said his dick couldn't plow,
So he put her face in the grass,
and stuck it in her ass,
And said "How do you like that fucker now?"

Aye, aye aye aye
Your sister goes down like Titanic
Sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse,
And toss me around by my willy.

Warning: This game will get dirty! Let's see who can come up with the best one! And beware, I've got some good ones. :D
 
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9cyclops9

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"Dirty Limericks (this will be fun)"
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Haha I was hoping that one would come up. I have two for now.

There once was a woman named Louise,
Who had pubic hair down to her knees.
So her crabs got together,
And knitted a sweater,
So in winter her cunt wouldn't freeze.

Aye, aye aye aye,
Your father fills up cream donuts.
Sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse,
And waltz me around by my willy.


There once was a butcher named Mac,
Thought chopping up meat was his knack,
Till he met a guy named Roy,
A delivery boy,
And now he only takes meat in the back.

Aye, aye aye aye,
Your sister eats those cream donuts.
Sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse,
And swing me around by my willy.

:D
 

pptuchr

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"Dirty Limericks (this will be fun)"
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there once was a hermit named Dave.
he had a dead whore in his cave.
he said, "what the hell,
"you get used to the smell,
"and look at all the money i save!"
 
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9cyclops9

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One from a newbie ! Alright! I'll finish it though.

Aye, aye aye aye,
If you liked that you're a sick motherfucker.
Sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse,
And bounce me around by my willy.

:D
 

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