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Okay, I play bass in a band. We just got a new 2nd guitarist and things are going well with him so far. The other day the five of us are all talking about the weirdness of the human body and how many different things can go wrong with it.

So our new guitarist starts talking about how his father was in Veitnam and suffered the adverse effects of agent orange, as well as how he had two older brothers that died before he was born (not sure if they were stillborn or lived a little while), and two adopted brothers.

Anyway, when he was born, he had what he called "a fleshy caccoon" around his junk. They never saw anything like it and didn't know what to do. The doctors wanted to cut the whole thing off, pump him full of estrogen and make him a girl, but his parents weren't having it. So he says they treated it with a topical cream and some type of steroid that gave him pubes by the time he was 2. Pubes at 2 years old, bahahah! The fleshy mystery caccoon eventually reduced and disappeared. I'm not sure exactly how that went, I'll have to ask him about that. But he said that he was even circumsized and that everything has been in working order down there pretty much his entire life. I'm not sure how old he was when he stopped taking the medication or when things went back to normal. I also don't know if he stopped taking the medication as soon as things were normal or if he continued taking them afterwards as well.

Then, my other guitarist then asks him "Wait, so if you had pubes by the time you were two, you must be hung like a horse from all the hormones or whatever, right?". So he told us that it's about as long as a marble notebook and that he can suck it no problem.

I've literally only met the guy four times, so he could just be a complete and total bullshit artist. I have no idea, and I'm not the type to just assume people are telling the truth. But for what it's worth, that's the story he told us and I thought it was some funny and intriguing shit.

I suppose having your cock pumped full of roids through your formitive can make it larger than average. Crazy shit either way, with the whole flesh caccoon or whatever.

Discuss.
 
Interesting story. I wonder what medical term for the "fleshy coccoon" is. Sounds like foreskin gone out of control. Your dad's parents must have been freaked out when he started getting pubes at 2. That's insane. Did he say he had a normal adolescence or not? I'm just wondering if the steroids just caused enlargment of his member and pubes or if it caused puberty 10 years ahead of schedule. That also must have been weird hearing your dad say he could suck himself off:barf: . Well, I guess not that weird compared to the rest, but still I wouldn't want to hear my dad say that.
 
Mr.Winkle said:
Interesting story. I wonder what medical term for the "fleshy coccoon" is. Sounds like foreskin gone out of control. Your dad's parents must have been freaked out when he started getting pubes at 2. That's insane. Did he say he had a normal adolescence or not? I'm just wondering if the steroids just caused enlargment of his member and pubes or if it caused puberty 10 years ahead of schedule. That also must have been weird hearing your dad say he could suck himself off:barf: . Well, I guess not that weird compared to the rest, but still I wouldn't want to hear my dad say that.


Where does it say that his dad said this or that his dad told him he could suck himself? I thought this was a story about a guitarist in his band? Did I just read the worng story or something?
 
Baaahahhaha! What a hilarious misinterpretation...

My father has absolutely nothing to do with this story. My guitarist has the marble-notebook length cock (supposedly), and was born with a one of a kind fleshy caccoon on his johnson, most likely a birth defect caused by HIS FATHER'S exposure to agent orange during the Vietnam war.

I was just thinking about how I *WISH* I was making this up. I'd be a fucking genius.
 
Confused as to what a marble notebook is. You mean those spiral-bound notebooks with the colorful covers that kinda look like marble? If so we're talking about just over 11 inches long here (I measured the notebook I think he's talking about), and thats some crazy shit.
 
bIgjOe said:
Confused as to what a marble notebook is. You mean those spiral-bound notebooks with the colorful covers that kinda look like marble? If so we're talking about just over 11 inches long here (I measured the notebook I think he's talking about), and thats some crazy shit.

Hm, when he said it, I thought of the black and white notebooks with like, the grams to ounces conversion in the back. The only thing that differs from your description is that they aren't spiral bound. I was thinking that they were like 11 inches or so. Haha, pretty scary shit.
 
is there any way you can find out what the name of the drug was (without coming off as a total freak)?
 
goldmember said:
is there any way you can find out what the name of the drug was (without coming off as a total freak)?

LMAO Lol. Good question. Any chance of that, Engorged?
 
JPG8181 said:
LMAO Lol. Good question. Any chance of that, Engorged?

Sure, I have band practice on Friday. Haha, and considering that this guy had no problem getting into the story, he should have no problem telling me the name of the medicine. All he said last time was that it was a steroid.

Oh, and I saw some marble notebooks in the supermarket today. They're 9.75in from top to bottom and 7.25in across. Haha, I got the across measurement. I wouldn't mind the extra 2.5in though.
 
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