Where do I start

[JohnBoy90]

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

 

[Medicating]

Hahaha. I've seen that picture so so so many times.

It looks like a young Paulie D from the Jersey Shore. I bet the guy in the picture doesn't P.E. I bet his girlfriend, who isn't 'banging hot', wants a big P.E. produced dick up inside her.

 

[DLD]

My kind of post

 

[stoffer]

Lol, legendary!

 

[DLD]

. I bet his girlfriend, who isn't 'banging hot', wants a big P.E. produced dick up inside her.

HAHA, I will do the honors Give her 5 inches then inch by inch until I am up in her kidneys, then I will come in with the extra 5! Shit, I would do an hour long [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] session right before...it will be like a fire hydrant

 

[leo12]

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.


Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

You're girlfriend isn't banging hot. Looks like she isn't happy with you or little john.

So what if you were the captain of the football team? Means nothing to the world.

OMG!!! You make straight A's?? WOW, you must be super smart!!

Anyone can make straight A's. I'm making straight A's and on the Dean's Honor list. .

Don't be hating on here because we can satisfy our girlfriends and you can't.

She probably fakes it every time.

Look at her sad face. It screams "uhhh, I have to sleep with him again!! Time to get drunk.". Poor girl.

I think DLD should put a big smile on her face.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

This, gentlemen, is why signing out is imperative: Pissed off children hijack a user's account and embarrass everyone related to the situation.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

 

[DLD]

Why is this winner targeting [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]? What did we do?

 

[JohnBoy90]

Well, my life keeps getting better and better. I just dropped my bitch: shes just a whore who slept with my best friend (well, I still wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers). Also I keep BIG PIMPIN, just got a new fuckin spendy car (a porsche) and changed my style - calling it BLUE STEEL. And you? I guess the best thing you did in the last month was masturbatin to some drawn animal sex or sick shit like that; well Ill meet two girls tonight and plan to get off with both of them.

So, do the world a favor and kill yourself before youll rape a person for real. You make me sick.

 

[DLD]

Well, my life keeps getting better and better. I just dropped my bitch: shes just a whore who slept with my best friend (well, I still wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers). Also I keep BIG PIMPIN, just got a new fuckin spendy car (a porsche) and changed my style - calling it BLUE STEEL. And you? I guess the best thing you did in the last month was masturbatin to some drawn animal sex or sick shit like that; well Ill meet two girls tonight and plan to get off with both of them.

So, do the world a favor and kill yourself before youll rape a person for real. You make me sick.

Who are you directing this to? My 10" cock?

 

[pecsofsteel]

There's actually a mini-documentary about JohnBoy90's life on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

 

[Shion]

I see this shit enough on 4chan. I come to this place to get away from there. It isn't funny anymore, unless it's one of those spinoffs.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

When the guy who left his account open discovers his 11 year-old brothers posts, johnboy's gonna get an ass-whippin'.

 

[leo12]

Well, my life keeps getting better and better. I just dropped my bitch: shes just a whore who slept with my best friend (well, I still wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers). Also I keep BIG PIMPIN, just got a new fuckin spendy car (a porsche) and changed my style - calling it BLUE STEEL. And you? I guess the best thing you did in the last month was masturbatin to some drawn animal sex or sick shit like that; well Ill meet two girls tonight and plan to get off with both of them.

So, do the world a favor and kill yourself before youll rape a person for real. You make me sick.

LOL, there's a reason she cheated on you .

 

[Turnover]

I like his blonde hair- I wouldnt fuck his ugly ass tall girlfriend though with that short brown shit on her head IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIck! She looks like she probably could take some DICK though!

 

[n8dogg]

Johnboy u just made me spit beer all over my computer. You are hilarious.

 

[dmoney101]

lol all this shit is copied and pasted from other places. it's chain-spam. don't even bother responding to it

 

[DLD]

viral

 

[JohnBoy90]

You think your funny? Real funny faggots. you think this is a joke?

yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is.? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT. Pic related: I'm the guy on the left in the picture with my wingman

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Little johnny boy playing "internet dress-up" again, this kid is funny. I wonder where he got the picture of the two Guido wannabes, each with a permanent case of blowers pout. Once Mom & Dad get home l'il John-John gonna get grounded for his potty mouth.

This is whyjuveniles really need to be kept from internet access.

 

[leo12]

LOL, that's a pic of two gay guys.

The one on the left is the right guy's bitch!!

 

[DLD]

Why are these guys pouting their lips out? Maybe they are swollen from sucking extra hard on each others members.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

I laughed so hard I almost shit myself.....He's ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS serious about his "GORILLA" (sic) warfare. Public education may not be good for too much, but they sure as hell raising a generation of comical fucktards.

Even if this kid is eleven and sneaking onto his big bro's computer, y'gotta give 'em credit for being pathologically fukkin' hysterical.

 

[DLD]

That picture is just so GAY, I mean why would he be hanging on to this guy like that with their lips all puffy and the big kid is pulling his pants down.....

This one wins the award for EXTRA GAY

 

[MAXAMEYES]

HA!!
Both of 'em saying, "I cahnt beleef eetz not buttah!"

 

[mahoney1234]

I see this shit enough on 4chan. I come to this place to get away from there. It isn't funny anymore, unless it's one of those spinoffs.

Have you forgotten the first rule? You don't speak of \b\ lolol

 

[n8dogg]

Those 2 are trying out for zoolander 2 in that picture

 

[DLD]

Those 2 are trying out for zoolander 2 in that picture

haha so true...

 

[Turnover]

I think this thread is for you Johnny http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?60382-Anal-sex-question.