Did your mother ever tell you to tie a knot in it when you were a little kid. LOL
Tie a knot in it.
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Cradle Song: Does your cock hang high, does your cock hang low? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can you throw it over your shoulder like a Vienese soldier? Does your cock hang low? (Sung to a catchy ditty). Lol, lol.
I agree, DLD. Believe me, you guys, there ARE males out there with 12-14 inch dickS, FLACCID, who do not practice Penis Enlargement. I was at the club the other day and a barely pubescent kid, (he couldn't have been much over 12 or 13 years of age), was changing right beside me.
I was facing the other way when I heard him say to an adult male, I assume his father, "You're just jealous of my big dick." It was one weird conversation, but I turned around and the kid, standing right beside me, had a dick, very skinny, which hung to his knees. I doubt very much if that little shit was into Penis Enlargement. Lol, lol.
I was facing the other way when I heard him say to an adult male, I assume his father, "You're just jealous of my big dick." It was one weird conversation, but I turned around and the kid, standing right beside me, had a dick, very skinny, which hung to his knees. I doubt very much if that little shit was into Penis Enlargement. Lol, lol.
Lol, lol.
let's see if this will link .....
from [words=https://www.internetzahlung.de/cc-aktuell/bestellung.php3?PID=PM0440A&Sprache=en]penimaster[/words] -- http://penis.de/English/How_it_works/how_it_works.html
That seems silly, but if someone started at, say, 8 yrs old and did it for 20 or 30 years, who knows? ...
The problem would be fainting if it ever actually tried to get hard. It'd suck all the blood away from your brain! rofl
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from [words=https://www.internetzahlung.de/cc-aktuell/bestellung.php3?PID=PM0440A&Sprache=en]penimaster[/words] -- http://penis.de/English/How_it_works/how_it_works.html
That seems silly, but if someone started at, say, 8 yrs old and did it for 20 or 30 years, who knows? ...
The problem would be fainting if it ever actually tried to get hard. It'd suck all the blood away from your brain! rofl
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Be fun to have at a party.....Maybe you could make little animals out of it like those clowns with the long balloons rofl
AlbertaBeef said:
Shit, you could rent yourself out for adult parties. What a gas!!!!! The women would be hysterical laughing and the men would turn green with envy.
rofl
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There are some guys that do sortof 'balloon animal with a dick', pretty funny, they were on HBO(?) a couple of years back.
http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/
No way they're going to get close to a tying a knot though.
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There are some guys that do sortof 'balloon animal with a dick', pretty funny, they were on HBO(?) a couple of years back.
http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/
No way they're going to get close to a tying a knot though.
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Are you guys sure that isn't photoshopped? I mean if you follow the shaft around it seems to enter his leg. There's something weird about that "knot." Take a closer look. Where does the penis go once you follow it around the knot? It looks almost like there are two separate parts to it.
It looks definitely photoshopped to me... I thought everyone knew it was and was just ignoring it being real lol
Duhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Lol