The World's Biggest Penis

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Does anyone have a link to this film?

Worlds Biggest Penis


The World's Biggest Penis is the documentary based on the sex life of the Blue Whale. Being the largest living creature on Earth, it's no surprise at all that it also has the biggest weiner as well.

But I kid. The flick's about some weirdo named Jonah Falcon who's got a 13.5 inch piece of work. You also are "treated" to some penis facts and some interviews with other dudes with huge dongs. You're given a glimpse into the life of a gay man nicknamed Meat who's got a 12 inch sausage in his pants. Meat gives you the Ins and outs of what it's like to have a huge dingaling and what type of special things he needs to do to prepare himself for sex or for just walking around. The main star is Jonah of course, since he does have the world's biggest peepee.

What you have here with The World's Biggest Penis is just a lot of shots of limp cocks. Actually, gigantic limp cocks. It's pretty fascinating to us "normies", but after a while, you realize the bigger these piles of junk get, the uglier and weirder looking they become.

One question they don't ever mention is balls to dick ratio. I wouldn't mind knowing if their balls are huge too. Also, how often do they sit on their packages? It must be a lot. Hell, I tend to sit on mine once in a while.

Nevertheless, it's a decently entertaining flick on Jonah and the community of monstrous boner people. Give it a look see if you're even slightly into the wide world of amazing......I'm running out of weiner names here.......Peters.


>>>>>>>

This is the only photo I can find of him, the same one that has been floating around the internet for years. Are there any others?

jonahfalcon1.jpg
 
how often do they sit on their packages? It must be a lot. Hell, I tend to sit on mine once in a while.

Mine actively bugs me several times a day and you're way bigger than me!

Type Jonah Falcon into Google Image Search - with safesearch Off

http://images.google.com/

Also, way more random to find, .... someone from
http://thebookbitches.blogspot.com/2008/01/after-big-cock-theory.html
linked
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/566/jonah01ps8.jpg

Don't know if that's a real shot or not, but there are real shots around the web.

And, the RollingStone article - DON'T click the "see it for yourself" link at the end of the article, it goes to a virus site now with no pics. Don't test how good your anti-virus is (mine's good) ... no pics there.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/5938137/mr_big
 
is there any rulered pics of this guy? i mean i know he's huge i just want to know if this shit is ligit? adult entertainment is very deceptive.
 
samzman;332546 said:
is there any rulered pics of this guy? i mean i know he's huge i just want to know if this shit is ligit? adult entertainment is very deceptive.

he's never done adult entertainment. he seems to be in under the delusion that he's going to break out into main stream acting "some day".

he measures his flaccid I think it was 8 something it never shows him with a erection. He says that Its very difficult for him to get and maintain a hardon.

basically he could pop some viagra or some other pill and cash in on what made him simifamous in the fist place but he'd rather hang out at his mom's house and occasionally walk around town in skin tight pants showing of his huge flaccid while he waits for Hollywood to figure out he's a great actor.



Anyway the video isnt just about him It has several other guys that are
huge.
 
bob9000;332560 said:
he measures his flaccid I think it was 8 something it never shows him with a erection. He says that Its very difficult for him to get and maintain a hardon.


That seems pretty convenient. When I got measured by the guy from GQ I had to get hard. Even when I could not get it up completely around a dude my semi-stretch still showed my length. Why would he not do that or rather why would he not stretch it to the longest stretch.
 
bob9000;332560 said:
basically he could pop some viagra or some other pill and cash in on what made him simifamous in the fist place but he'd rather hang out at his mom's house and occasionally walk around town in skin tight pants showing of his huge flaccid while he waits for Hollywood to figure out he's a great actor.
.

haha,can you imagine his mom? be like "ohhhh that's my boy!" forty year old man flashin his shit like that, good god after reading the post i laughed for about 5 mins. the image is right there in my head lol
 
doublelongdaddy;332574 said:
That seems pretty convenient. When I got measured by the guy from GQ I had to get hard. Even when I could not get it up completely around a dude my semi-stretch still showed my length. Why would he not do that or rather why would he not stretch it to the longest stretch.

because he's full of shit.
 
dld, I looked at the meta tags on the source page and whoever does the site needs to add a bunch of words to that list. That will increase the percentage of getting on the upper lists in Google. Have them contact me and I will tell them what to do. One of the easiest is to go to the other sites and see what they have for listings in their meta tags. GS
 
German Stallion;332826 said:
dld, I looked at the meta tags on the source page and whoever does the site needs to add a bunch of words to that list. That will increase the percentage of getting on the upper lists in Google. Have them contact me and I will tell them what to do. One of the easiest is to go to the other sites and see what they have for listings in their meta tags. GS

I will forward this to JAZ, he takes care of that. I will have him contact you here.
 
doublelongdaddy;332476 said:
Does anyone have a link to this film?

Worlds Biggest Penis


The World's Biggest Penis is the documentary based on the sex life of the Blue Whale. Being the largest living creature on Earth, it's no surprise at all that it also has the biggest weiner as well.

But I kid. The flick's about some weirdo named Jonah Falcon who's got a 13.5 inch piece of work. You also are "treated" to some penis facts and some interviews with other dudes with huge dongs. You're given a glimpse into the life of a gay man nicknamed Meat who's got a 12 inch sausage in his pants. Meat gives you the Ins and outs of what it's like to have a huge dingaling and what type of special things he needs to do to prepare himself for sex or for just walking around. The main star is Jonah of course, since he does have the world's biggest peepee.

What you have here with The World's Biggest Penis is just a lot of shots of limp cocks. Actually, gigantic limp cocks. It's pretty fascinating to us "normies", but after a while, you realize the bigger these piles of junk get, the uglier and weirder looking they become.

One question they don't ever mention is balls to dick ratio. I wouldn't mind knowing if their balls are huge too. Also, how often do they sit on their packages? It must be a lot. Hell, I tend to sit on mine once in a while.

Nevertheless, it's a decently entertaining flick on Jonah and the community of monstrous boner people. Give it a look see if you're even slightly into the wide world of amazing......I'm running out of weiner names here.......Peters.


>>>>>>>

This is the only photo I can find of him, the same one that has been floating around the internet for years. Are there any others?

jonahfalcon1.jpg


[Supposedly] Jonah is a regular on LPSG under "JonahFalcon". Try contacting him there to see about getting a link or copy of the movie.
 
Big Al;332847 said:
[Supposedly] Jonah is a regular on LPSG under "JonahFalcon". Try contacting him there to see about getting a link or copy of the movie.


That would be awesome
 
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