The dumbest answers of PE-ers

[FullBloodArab]

Drop your dumbest reaction ever heard below


"So you haven't gained in 5 months with your extender?"

Pe-er: "No"

"And for how long did you wear it a day?"

Pe-er: "uhh.. 1,5 hours a day"

????

 

[DLD]

If I am fat will my penis also get fat?

 

[FullBloodArab]

If I am fat will my penis also get fat?

Hahaha but it's true other way around when you're skinny your Dick looks bigger thou

 

[DLD]

Hahaha but it's true other way around when you're skinny your Dick looks bigger thou

Such irony LOL

 

[DLD]

Can I add 2 inches to my penis in a week?

 

[FullBloodArab]

I didn't gain for a whole year that's weird I only did 2 days on 5 days off

 

[DLD]

(like)(cwl)

 

[Brawn Johnson]

Even if I weren't a newbie, I don't think I could top these. (Read: I HOPE I couldn't top these!)

 

[DLD]

“You mean I don’t include the sack in the measurement?” ?

 

[FullBloodArab]

"You visit PE forums? Look man I've tried the Internet pills for 3 inches in 2 weeks but nothing! And cream for 2 inches in 1 week also nothing, that PE thing is bullsh*t man!"

 

[DLD]

What’s the biggest size a woman can take?

 

[FullBloodArab]

Darwin said that if you wait long enough then a species will get what they want and change the body appearance. Well if i stare at it a whole day should I gain?

 

[DLD]

Darwin said that if you wait long enough then a species will get what they want and change the body appearance. Well if i stare at it a whole day should I gain?

Maybe it’s been long enough now that Darwin has turn back into an ape lol. Evolution should be called EvilLution! We did not come from no monkey we came from a beautiful God! So you’d be better off praying to Jesus for a bigger penis than to rely on some hack like Darwin.?

 

[FullBloodArab]

Hahaha i did a new thread new scientific thread. You gonna have phd. folks debating us in this forum hahhahah

 

[DLD]

Hahaha i did a new thread new scientific thread. You gonna have phd. folks debating us in this forum hahhahah

Indeed! I got my popcorn ? out, waiting for the sparks ️ ?

 

[Brawn Johnson]

Darwin said that if you wait long enough then a species will get what they want and change the body appearance. Well if i stare at it a whole day should I gain

This. This right here. This is where all of your confusion comes from. "If you wait long enough then a species will get what they want and change the body appearance" is NOT the theory of evolution. You've been playing too much Pokemon. Even if that were the theory, it wouldn't mean that you, a single human, could stare at your dick and will it to be bigger within your own lifetime. It would mean that over millions of years our species would develop bigger dicks. Which, by the way, is exactly what our species has done.

I mention this here because you brought it up here. Refer to your Darwin thread for the full discussion.

 

[FullBloodArab]

This. This right here. This is where all of your confusion comes from. "If you wait long enough then a species will get what they want and change the body appearance" is NOT the theory of evolution. You've been playing too much Pokemon. Even if that were the theory, it wouldn't mean that you, a single human, could stare at your dick and will it to be bigger within your own lifetime. It would mean that over millions of years our species would develop bigger dicks. Which, by the way, is exactly what our species has done.

I mention this here because you brought it up here. Refer to your Darwin thread for the full discussion.

You dont see a little sarcasm in the post?

The other thread is were I DON'T USE sarcams because where discussing it further.

So why did you came here at the "joke thread" to discus this.

I've posted quotes and findings of professors and so on, and you only action is to go to find sarcasm (two days prior to our discussion) because that is more simple to refute?

Should I go through all your posts and pick the sarcasm out en refute that with scientific evidence?
Then it's me who's stupid not you, and so it is you now who is stupid


And it's not true THAT MAN HAD EVOLVED BIGGER PENISES because 4inch is enough for offspring so there can't be extinction because of a small penis. So its a 100% adapted length and biologically sufficient length.

We see men with four time more length, thus we never see a group with three times bigger eye or toes or three times bigger heart or bladder or intestines and so one.

 

[Brawn Johnson]

You dont see a little sarcasm in the post?

To be perfectly honest with you, your understanding of the theory of evolution is so far off I'm not sure whether or not you've been trolling me this entire time. I'm taking you seriously right now, and spending A LOT of time talking about it with you so that you will have a more complete worldview.

It would be tragic if you, say, became seriously ill and then refused treatment with anything but first generation penicillin because you don't believe in the theory of evolution anyway. The infection would not respond, and you would die. I don't want that for you.

So why did you came here at the "joke thread" to discus this.

"Clown nose on, clown nose off."

You brought it up here in the "joke" thread. My post literally begins with a quote of what you wrote here in this thread. I replied and said we should keep talking about it in your "PE debunks darwinism" thread. It seems you agree with me about that, (although you continued arguing about it here for some reason). Let's continue the discussion in your Darwin thread.

Then it's me who's stupid not you, and so it is you now who is stupid

I haven't said you're stupid, and I hope you aren't feeling insecure. That would make any discussion with you very difficult.

EDIT: I've got a post coming down the pipeline for you in your Darwin thread now. If anyone visits this "dumbest answers" thread and is curious, they should go there.

 

[DLD]

Needs much more popcorn! ? This is gonna be a fun ride!View attachment 1817406

 

[Brawn Johnson]

Needs much more popcorn! ? This is gonna be a fun ride!View attachment 1817406

You're enjoying this too much!

 

[DLD]

You're enjoying this too much!

YOU KNOW IT!
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[stillwantmore]

What’s the biggest size a woman can take?

From my experience, it's all about desire, foreplay and enough lube. I've given my 6" shaft girth analy to a handful of women and up to 7" of temporary girth from clamping swell and pumping vaginal to a few as well.

 

[Haursen]

The most common question..." Will my {insert size number} satisfy [insert person]?

 

[DLD]

Is PE OK with God? ?

My favorite question! Some men think PE is sinful is some way. I love to explain that God wants us to make the most of ourselves. Of course God wants us to improve the most important part of our body, our penis, as this is what gives life. Your abs don’t give life nor your brain or any other part of your body, only your penis, It should be treated with respect and trained to become as powerful and big as possible! This brings us confidence when we are larger, which leads to more sex and more babies!

 

[Mike03016]

As long as PE doesn’t break the first commandment.... all good.

Indirectly.... I would think PE may contribute some to breaking the sixth, at least for some of us.

 

[DLD]

As long as PE doesn’t break the first commandment.... all good.

Indirectly.... I would think PE may contribute some to breaking the sixth, at least for some of us.

The commandment of Love!

 

[DLD]

As long as PE doesn’t break the first commandment.... all good.

Indirectly.... I would think PE may contribute some to breaking the sixth, at least for some of us.

Thank God we are not Jews and not under the law.

 

[Mike03016]

Don’t want to thread jack this thread (and yes DLD, I whole heartedly concur - yet still love our Jewish brothers/sisters)....

I have been seeing good gains doing this routine.... I am thinking of changing my routine to........

 

[Haursen]

How much girth is too much girth?

How much girth is needed?

 

[DLD]

Don’t want to thread jack this thread (and yes DLD, I whole heartedly concur - yet still love our Jewish brothers/sisters)....

I have been seeing good gains doing this routine.... I am thinking of changing my routine to........

I love my Jewish brothers and sisters, they are God‘s chosen people. But their law being the 304 laws in total which the 10 commandments are a part of we were never invited to (thank Jesus) We are not saved by rules or actions, we are saved because Christ died, was buried and rose on the 3rd day. Before Christ accended into Heaven He left us with 2 commandments that are written on our hearts, Love God above all things and to love our brothers as God has loved us. Belief in Jesus Grace is the only way to Heaven no work or laws will get you there. Jesus made it so easy that He did all the work and we get to “rest with Christ”

 

[Mike03016]

He is Risen!

 

[DLD]

He is Risen!

Nope still in bed?
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[Mike03016]

Wrong on so many levels!
LMAO

 

[DLD]

Wrong on so many levels!
LMAO

So many levels LOL

 

[DLD]

I’m about to get up and eat breakfast at Burger King LOL

 

[REDZULU2003]

I love my Jewish brothers and sisters, they are God‘s chosen people. ”

According to scripture, which I and many others do not abide by with all due respect, everyone is chosen in my eyes, and no one people. A jew is no more special or chosen to the next person.

I could really dissect this, but it wouldn't be the place, and could be disrespectful to some ... especially those that are Christian, and/or Jewish.

 

[DLD]

According to scripture, which I and many others do not abide by with all due respect, everyone is chosen in my eyes, and no one people. A jew is no more special or chosen to the next person.

I could really dissect this, but it wouldn't be the place, and could be disrespectful to some ... especially those that are Christian, and/or Jewish.

Yes we are people that were not His people that became His people through the Father as a gift to the Son. So we have a far better Covenant than the old Covenant. And I have no problems questioning what I post, I have been a minister for more than 12 years, and I enjoy to discuss my sweet Jesus!

 

[Haursen]

This conversation is going off-topic. May we get back on topic please and thank you.

 

[REDZULU2003]

Its an example of the dumbest answers of PE-ers

 

[REDZULU2003]

Yes we are people that were not His people that became His people through the Father as a gift to the Son. So we have a far better Covenant than the old Covenant. And I have no problems questioning what I post, I have been a minister for more than 12 years, and I enjoy to discuss my sweet Jesus!

No worries at all my friend

 

[REDZULU2003]

Now back to topic thank you (movember)

 

[Mike03016]

Its an example of the dumbest answers of PE-ers

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny!
LMAO

 

[DLD]

This conversation is going off-topic. May we get back on topic please and thank you.

Of course my Brother! God lives us all!

 

[DLD]

My girlfriend is going away for three weeks on vacation is it possible to add 2 inches in length and 1inch in girth before she gets back?

 

[FullBloodArab]

PE-er: "Help my dick turned orange with the newbie routine!"

"Hmmm that's weird, tell me exactly how is this routine?".

PE-er: "Well I do the newbie routine jelqing and stuff and watch adult entertainment while eating potato chips".

 

[DLD]

Why is there hair growing up my shaft? (headbang)

 

[Mike03016]

Why is there hair growing up my shaft? (headbang)

Hey, that was a valid question.
LOL!

 

[DLD]

Hey, that was a valid question.
!

I was waiting for somebody to come back and say that!?

 

[Mike03016]

Almost PE’r:
I would do PE if there was photo evidence

Reply:
PE works, tons of proof and check out these links/images

Almost PE’r:
Those are photoshopped....

(fail)

 

[DLD]

I got so much crap for this photo that I posted another highHD picture measured with aluminum ruler. That is s crazy photo! I have no clue where it is but is has 4 shots.