Spammer Gets a Shiny New Shlong; or, ‘Excuse Me, Did you Leave a Penis in the Restroom...?

Yes the wine vacuum will solve this issue.

Thanks DLD, I didn’t want to risk damaging the BM with the mod if it just wasn’t suitable for me for some reason (and I could therefore just sell it on.) and the winevac wouldn’t really make a difference! I’ll give it a go today. Just reading through the threads to determine the most effective way of applying the vacu vin.
 
Yes the wine vacuum will solve this issue.

Ps tried the vacu vin without altering the BM in any way (I just stretched the stopper across the BM valve). Night and day...I can pump as much as required (and I’m relatively small, safe increments) and no longer bruise my pubic bone...! ?

Don’t get me wrong, the BM is a great piece of kit but the HydroMax is no doubt just for hobbyists and not for hardcore pumpers (sans vacuvin at least!). Add the Vacuvin into the mix and it’s a completely different animal!




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...I think Captain Hoult says it all but I really, really needed to use the altered beast gif...
 

Cheers dude, it would have been better than nowt,

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I actually decided to drag myself into the bath for another 5x5x3 as I was thoroughly disappointed by my early efforts and I post the above result

I’m above the last measurement on the cylinder and only have a wee way to go before I hit the top of the label...not sure I liked the colour of him but it settled down after about thirty seconds of being out of the cylinder. Just looks like a LOT of vast dilation.

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I’ve added this photo for comparisons coming out of the cylinder after the third set. Colouration settled quickly. There was a ? but this is obscured/lessened slightly by pushing into my fat pad. I just wanted to get a visual document of it sans fat pad.
 
Monster!!!! Reckon bathmate is helping with any length gains??

I don’t know yet but it is certainly helping with CC expansion...I know I have definitely had FR/edema but I can distinguish between that and actual girth increases (whether temp or not is another matter.).

I get massive expansion when SSJ’ing and some of this is retained (I’ve not had a day off since I started though so I’m not sure if it will just dissipate.) at least temporarily/between sessions and it seems to be getting incrementally better.

I will say that I’m over a half inch longer in the cylinder (not sure how accurate the measurements are though...) than my bpfl and I have managed to push longer almost every day so far so and I’m pretty sure I’m not completely conditioned to the pump yet.

I haven’t seen the gains in the cylinder totally replicated outside of it though my member does seem to be a bit longer when erect when twelve hours or so out of it.

I’ll keep going as I am until the end of the month and measure then. I’m enjoying the BM and am finding my spare time more limited at the moment so 2x bundles plus 2x 5x5x3 a day (or as close to it as I can get) will replace my previous bundle, stretching and girth routine. Just carrying out the BM work will let me know which process is working for me although any length gains may be related to the work I’ve already put in with stretching (I.e. bringing my erect up to speed with flaccid stretch through hardcore stretches.).

I feel that whatever I see in terms of massive increases in the cylinder must be replicated out of it in some way, so I’m hopeful fir length gains...but I really feel I’m going to see massive girth gains!

Sorry for the long reply! ?


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Phone was on the fritz yesterday (water damage...?), so couldn’t post my activity...

Anyhoo, I did three times 5x5x3, once in the morning, one early abo and the other late evening...the unit is looking good...hitting 8.25 in the tube consistently with no issues but I’ve noticed abdominal pain above the pubic bone on the right when going higher in pressure...I hope it ain’t a inguinal hernia as it feels like pulling...

...at the same time, I don’t have my wingmen in the cylinder as there isn’t much room and they are tight against it so it may be referred testicular pain (similar to the feeling in the gut when your plums get knocked.)...fingers crossed it is that...

...also feeling discomfort at the base as I’m filling the tube there...I don’t want this to limit any growth so I may upgrade...I’d prefer not to though as I’ve only just bought the HM9...
 
...did my morning 5x5x3 and also did around 500 dry jelqs...feeling solid...making sure I massage and roll and knead my cc’s before bundles before starting my routine...also massage for a warm down and every couple of hours...haven’t measured erect girth but feels big and a lot more friction during sex despite sane levels of arousal but have measured flaccid girth and am holding at 5.5 inches up and down the shaft with a slight increase at mid shaft...don’t want to take a rest day though so can’t be accurate with regards to permanent girth.

Unable to carry out hardcore stretches today as my abdomen does not like it at the moment...
 
Ps tried a freezing cold water BM set as my fourth and final set in the BM without a subsequent jelq super set and threw on a hair bobble cock ring...there might be something in cold water sets as I’ve been hanging very low since I did it around six hours ago!


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Couldn’t sleep...dry jelqed for a couple of hours.

The best thing you can do when you can’t sleep is PE! There of been many a night or should I say day since I sleep all day and work all night, that I wasn’t able to sleep and I would get in hours of PE. Good work!
 
Good going, When's next measure in?
I’m going to wait until the last day(ish) of May...I really want to measure sooner but I don’t want anything to dent my motivation! I seem to be gaining girth, I have had a cursory check beyond what my eyes and hands seem to be telling me and it looks like it’s going in the right direction but I’m trying to be patient...?


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I’m going to wait until the last day(ish) of May...I really want to measure sooner but I don’t want anything to dent my motivation! I seem to be gaining girth, I have had a cursory check beyond what my eyes and hands seem to be telling me and it looks like it’s going in the right direction but I’m trying to be patient...?


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Completed 2 x BM 5x5x3 girth sessions with a couple of extra cold sets at the end to ‘set’ the expansion. Completed a full manual stretching session and also did an hour or so of lazy ass stretches. Bundles preceded all sessions.
 
Completed 2 x BM 5x5x3 girth sessions with a couple of extra cold sets at the end to ‘set’ the expansion. Completed a full manual stretching session and also did an hour or so of lazy ass stretches. Bundles preceded all sessions.

Excellent work my brother! I like that you have gotten two sets 5×5×3 in, You must be seriously expanded. How is the cold water therapy going after you train?
 
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