Spammer Gets a Shiny New Shlong; or, ‘Excuse Me, Did you Leave a Penis in the Restroom...?

Excellent work my brother! I like that you have gotten two sets 5×5×3 in, You must be seriously expanded. How is the cold water therapy going after you train?

Hi DLD, Thanks for checking in, I hope you’re well!

I think it’s actually making a difference. It seems to help flaccid at the very least. I actually tried it without using a CR after the last set (I use a hair tie, knotted to the appropriate dimensions, I wear it tight but not uncomfortably so. It allows me to wear it for hours without any problems with circulation but it keeps the penis more engirged tgan it otherwise would be) yesterday afternoon and evening and even had a cold shower and stretched a little under the freezing cold water...no shrinkage...it was bizarre! It remained a very good sized flaccid.

As to erect size, I’m not sure if it is making much of a difference as I was making fairly good progress with warm water in the BM (although it was still very, very early in my BM career) but the apparent flaccid benefits (not to mention the apparent beneficial effect on FR) gives me enough reason to carry on with it.

I guess I’ll be able to make more of an informed review in a couple of months but will carry on with the log until then.

Getting some really nice expansion. Hopefully it will lead to something permanent!
 
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Hi DLD, Thanks for checking in, I hope you’re well!

I think it’s actually making a difference. It seems to help flaccid at the very least. I actually tried it without using a CR after the last set (I use a hair tie, knotted to the appropriate dimensions, I wear it tight but not uncomfortably so. It allows me to wear it for hours without any problems with circulation but it keeps the penis more engirged tgan it otherwise would be) yesterday afternoon and evening and even had a cold shower and stretched a little under the freezing cold water...no shrinkage...it was bizarre! It remained a very good sized flaccid.

As to erect size, I’m not sure if it is making much of a difference as I was making fairly good progress with warm water in the BM (although it was still very, very early in my BM career) but the apparent flaccid benefits (not to mention the apparent beneficial effect on FR) gives me enough reason to carry on with it.

I guess I’ll be able to make more of an informed review in a couple of months but will carry on with the log until then.

Getting some really nice expansion. Hopefully it will lead to something permanent!

It all sounds good my brother and give yourself a little while to understand things before you even review it. I want you to do a thorough inspection and I want you to love what you are doing. I’m very patient.
 
Yesterday (12.05.2020) 2x 5x5x3 BM sessions and 2x manual stretching session all with bundles. Cold water sets to finish BM sessions. Extremely good expansion. Ridiculously intense hardcore stretches. Seem to be getting the hang of the pump. Less pain for sure...
 
1 x 5x5x3 sesh and 1 x manual sesh with erect stretches. Bundles before each session. Not really feeling in the mood today but did something. Also did a few hundred jells of varying speeds.
 
Good old autocorrect...?

Fuck AutoCorrect! All it does is fuck up! And on an Apple phone You can speak it out it on the screen it will be perfect but the second you hit the button the text completely changes. I have had so many embarrassing episodes because of this. And Apple just updated their system and it’s even worse now. So I guess I’ll have to go back to the old fashion typing until they can get their shit straight.
 
How was your post growth expansion?

It’s very good at the moment. I’m recording 6.1 ish (nom official) at the moment (around 6.5 - non official - when SSJ-ing) with little or no FR. whilst this might be temporary, it seems to be solid cc’s and not just squishy skin.

Measuring 31.05.2020 following a rest day.

P.s. length ‘seems’ to be up...?
 
P.p.s still using very warm initial 3/4 BM sets followed by very cold water final ‘setting’ set. Seems to working nicely. Little to no FR and flaccid expansion holds up well.
 
...opportunities for PE when I struggle getting back to sleep after putting one (or both) of the girls back to sleep...shattered though!


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It’s very good at the moment. I’m recording 6.1 ish (nom official) at the moment (around 6.5 - non official - when SSJ-ing) with little or no FR. whilst this might be temporary, it seems to be solid cc’s and not just squishy skin.

Measuring 31.05.2020 following a rest day.

P.s. length ‘seems’ to be up...?

Hallelujah I am so happy this is working out for you and I hope many other people take note of how effective spot training is using the SSJ.
 
It’s going to get worse (or better, depending on how you view it) as I’ve another daughter due at the end of June...plenty more early morning PE sessions on the horizon...
 
2 x 6x5x8...looking big...topped the label for a brief time...wasn’t brace enough to stick with it...:)

Very good expansion...finger width gap between forefinger and thumb during height SSJ. Estimating at least 7 girth at that point.
 
2 x 6x5x8...looking big...topped the label for a brief time...wasn’t brace enough to stick with it...:)

Very good expansion...finger width gap between forefinger and thumb during height SSJ. Estimating at least 7 girth at that point.

That’s awesome my brother I am so happy you’re seeing these gains so early! All that temporary expansion turns into permanent girth. Keep up the good work my man and I’ll keep trying to inspire you❤️
 
I'm intrigued to see where you are at on your measure day after all this girth work. You are putting in a ton of time. Gonna be huge my friend. ???

I feel like the end of the month can’t come soon enough. At the same time I’m quite apprehensive...I’m just hoping I’m not wearing the emperors new cock...it definitely seems thicker and longer though, so let’s see!
 
That’s awesome my brother I am so happy you’re seeing these gains so early! All that temporary expansion turns into permanent girth. Keep up the good work my man and I’ll keep trying to inspire you❤

thanks DLD, everyone’s been great so far and you’ve been very supportive! Your achievements and your site has definitely been inspirational to me! I’m sure it will continue to be so!
 
Thought I’d mention that I’ve been taking cold showers for brown fat activation (to aid calorie consumption and thus lose weight) and for testosterone boost. I’ve been doing this for the past week or so after my last BM set (which is a cold water set.). BM sessions have taken place in a hot bath and have been preceded by festival massage and stretch - past week or so which has really helped with the abdominal pain and festival discomfort - no longer have to put the boys in the cylinder either!
 
Thought I’d mention that I’ve been taking cold showers for brown fat activation (to aid calorie consumption and thus lose weight) and for testosterone boost. I’ve been doing this for the past week or so after my last BM set (which is a cold water set.). BM sessions have taken place in a hot bath and have been preceded by festival massage and stretch - past week or so which has really helped with the abdominal pain and festival discomfort - no longer have to put the boys in the cylinder either!

Nice! Any shrinkage?
 
Nice! Any shrinkage?

None at all. Full flaccid I have worn a bobble (hair tie while showering, that might be the trick... Seems to stay longer maybe even after removing the tie. I’ll try cold shower without a hair tie and see how we go on. I would expect shrinkage ordinarily but I might be getting conditioned to it, or, more likely, the lack of shrinkage relates to the final cold water BM set. I’ll try the cold shower without tie after a cold water final set tonight.
 
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Yesterday (19.05.2020) two brilliant sets of BM 6x5x6 (minimum as evening went on longer but didn’t count beyond 6 sets...also tried a few very quick sets at max, straight out to level and ok grip clamp and straight back in with the intention of forcing erections at max length as many times as possible/comfortable to prepare for a step up in max cylinder length (too uncomfortable to stay at max for any meaningful length of time hence lots of micro sets)...was able to go a little bit further each time. with final cold water set, hair tie and cold shower. Hair tie for around an hour. Two tie methods, one looser for balls and penis, one tighter for balls then doubled over penis. Tighter stays on for around 20-25 mins, second for around an hour.
 
Today, very good set of 6x5x6 - will start to reduce super set duration as eq cannot be maintained. A lot of super set has been used for semi erect bends/v stretches to cc’s at intervals up shaft on both sides whilst still slightly expanded in any case. This might be helping as it (cc tunica) is already well warmed up and more plastic.
 
Dang dude you are going to have all of the girth if you keep attacking it like you are.

I’m still hoping for both girth and length. There is just something about the BM that appeals to me. I think it is just a genuine sense that things are improving daily...some kind of visible progress...(it might well be temporary however...) and I think that at this early stage it would be nice to see something substantial as a motivator. I’m still stretching as well but it’s more sporadic (yes, DLD, I know, it’s kind of another way of saying less consistent...) and will get back to the program once my honeymoon period with the BM has worn off!

But yeah, at the moment I think there is more girth improvements than length improvements but I have a strong sense I’ve imprived in both aspects. I’ll take a 48hr decon at the end of the month in prep for the measurement in any case to get a more accurate read on anything permanent.

I’m not nervous though...


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I’m still hoping for both girth and length. There is just something about the BM that appeals to me. I think it is just a genuine sense that things are improving daily...some kind of visible progress...(it might well be temporary however...) and I think that at this early stage it would be nice to see something substantial as a motivator. I’m still stretching as well but it’s more sporadic (yes, DLD, I know, it’s kind of another way of saying less consistent...) and will get back to the program once my honeymoon period with the BM has worn off!

But yeah, at the moment I think there is more girth improvements than length improvements but I have a strong sense I’ve imprived in both aspects. I’ll take a 48hr decon at the end of the month in prep for the measurement in any case to get a more accurate read on anything permanent.

I’m not nervous though...


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??? what's that characters name in 30 rock? Kenneth?
 
Couldn’t get into my evening BM session. Completed 3 decent sets of 6 mins with kegels...tried to hardcore stretch on the fourth set but experienced pain (almost a tearing sensation (sharp burning? Not like skin stretch however) in pelvis where leg meets groin...both sides...and lost all motivation...unable to get my head in the game after that...

Will try again tomorrow am.
 
Keep going with the cold water and keeping really good track. So many others have started this and never follow through, it would be awesome if you could prove some points around cold water training.
 
So, had a brilliant 6x5x6/7 ish session this morning. Photo is angled away so when penis is perpendicular it is above label top. I use the slanted angle as my benchmark in any case.

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Got to the top of the label with ease and had brilliant expansion and EQ. A lot less discomfort but I did drop a 30/500 co-cocodamol around 15 mins before hitting the bath...I would not endorse taking pain killers to PE but hey, I had a jump I needed to get over...

I had a cold set to close and then a cold shower sans hair tie as promised and I still have a 7 inch bone pressed bone stretched flaccid at time of writing (shower was at least 20 mins no jelqing during shower and no fluffing since.).

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The flaccid length is comparable to my regular flaccid length when wearing a hair tie. I’m wondering if this is now somehow my permanent flaccid...?

I pumped balls in for the last two sets (one warm, one cold) and did not kegel for the cold but took it up to just over 8.5 inch on the BM label and left it there to ensure fluid retention as I was inspired to try for a bit of extra skin for extra growth as per Kong197’s thread below.


I’m confident the fluid will be gone in a couple of hours as is usually the case if I have any (normally don’t but it happens from time to time). This may be aided by the cold set and shower.

I’ll photo before going in this evening for state of retention.
 
Either way your still pretty new to the routine so don't let anything put you off, I'm pretty sure you've gained

cheers dude. I’m enjoying the journey anyway so I won’t be put off by a setback at this stage. I’ll keep doing what I’m doing for a few months as I think I’m getting somewhere. I’ll shake it up after a few months if the gains dry up/don’t come.
 
So, had a brilliant 6x5x6/7 ish session this morning. Photo is angled away so when penis is perpendicular it is above label top. I use the slanted angle as my benchmark in any case.

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Got to the top of the label with ease and had brilliant expansion and EQ. A lot less discomfort but I did drop a 30/500 co-cocodamol around 15 mins before hitting the bath...I would not endorse taking pain killers to PE but hey, I had a jump I needed to get over...

I had a cold set to close and then a cold shower sans hair tie as promised and I still have a 7 inch bone pressed bone stretched flaccid at time of writing (shower was at least 20 mins no jelqing during shower and no fluffing since.).

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The flaccid length is comparable to my regular flaccid length when wearing a hair tie. I’m wondering if this is now somehow my permanent flaccid...?

I pumped balls in for the last two sets (one warm, one cold) and did not kegel for the cold but took it up to just over 8.5 inch on the BM label and left it there to ensure fluid retention as I was inspired to try for a bit of extra skin for extra growth as per Kong197’s thread below.


I’m confident the fluid will be gone in a couple of hours as is usually the case if I have any (normally don’t but it happens from time to time). This may be aided by the cold set and shower.

I’ll photo before going in this evening for state of retention.


That first picture is unreal! Your girth is just crazy thick!
 
2 very good sets of BM girth work (separated by some manual stretching and a decent manual girth session.) with latent stretching (if I draw my legs to my backside whilst lying on my back in the bath it seems to push my penis out and I can feel a deep internal stretch.). Whilst doing this and kegeling it seems to localise the pressure in my CS. Cold final sets and cold shower. No hair tie and retained plump flaccid. No visible fluid retention in the foreskin. Decided not to go balls in but for a two minute mini cold set to aid testosterone production.

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Thought I’d take a photo for reference ten hours or so after last pump. This is my approximate standard current flaccid. It will be interesting to see how much of this is permanent once I rest for measurement.

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I have always been concerned about the size of my penis and the way it looks when flaccid. I think it may be because I have very large testicles and a fairly wide penis and the comparison has made my penis look short. I’m noting that my testicles are more relaxed and hanging lower in the shots this morning compared to last night.

My flaccid is longer and fuller than when I started and no longer retracts when cold or over exerted. Again, we’ll see whether this is permanent once rested for a couple of days prior to measurement.
 
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