Penis Thanksgiving. MoS Style !

The time is once again ripe to give thanks and to pay your restful respects to the man who has single handedly created and carved a devious and denial free dream land. The man who gets up from his bed and switches on his cunning computer by pressing the ominous on button to amicably answer all of your questionable questions. The man who sacrificed his frenulum so that all of you could ascend to P.E heaven. The man who's desire and passion has led to him being interviewed for a newspaper, filmed on a TV documentary and filmed on his own exclusive [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words]. Of course this is the man who now calls his penis a light saber; A double sided light saber. This is the man who has identified himself as a leader of society; Better yet, a world leader. This is the man who at the age of 30, had erection problems. All other men would have anxiously accepted this as a neat and natural philosophical part of ageing. Of course, this man refused to eat this spiteful spoonfull of slimey and sour reality. This man dared to dream and sooner rather than later, had fixed his erection problems. The deep end of the swimming pool thinkers will argue that this man was cursed at the time with erection problems so that he could then go on and be identified as the man who has added over 2 inches in girth and 5 inches in length. The man, The King is of course, the one and only Mike Salvini, known to you as DLD.

Understand that you have all been chosen to be part of the bigger picture. Learn that you have been numinously nominated to defy the meandering medics and nifty nature. Like King Salvini was chosen, you have also been chosen to travel upon these raw roads. Brothers, realise that there are no footprints on these roads. No men have passes before us. The time is now for you to set the tone and lead the way for the rest of the male species of this earth.

The cherries are in front of you. Take a bite out of them. Forget the saying "one bite at the cherry". If you miss or don't get a juicy mouthful, have another bite. Serve yourself to another helping of [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] power juice.

The balls in your court and your balls' are inside your sacks.

Go! Climb! Success awaits all of you at the top of Mount [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words]; Reach the summit and dine like a king.

Your loyal companion, scandalous scandanavian simyan.
 
This is such a nice thing to hear. Thank you so much! I feel so proud when I am recognized like this, it makes me know I am doing a good job. You have been such a pleasure here on the forums and you are quickly becoming a favorite poster:)
 
From now one I will refer to you not as DLD but as "King Salvini". You've lost a lot of weight, I didn't recognise you from the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words] and the your more recent videos. Fresh new haircut, looking good!
doublelongdaddy;389492 said:
This is such a nice thing to hear. Thank you so much! I feel so proud when I am recognized like this, it makes me know I am doing a good job. You have been such a pleasure here on the forums and you are quickly becoming a favorite poster:)
 
Simyan;389583 said:
From now one I will refer to you not as DLD but as "King Salvini". You've lost a lot of weight, I didn't recognise you from the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words] and the your more recent videos. Fresh new haircut, looking good!

King:)
 
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