Make your own lube, cheap

Recently I stumbled across the fact that most commercial lubes use methyl cellulose as the primary ingredient for their product. As such, I decided to give it a go and create some lube by myself. Not only was it way cheaper to make, but it allows you to make only as much as you need each time.
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You can buy methyl cellulose at an arts store. It is also found in some brands of fiber, but I dont recommend that because there are flavors and other ingredients present.
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Basically, mix about 3 tablespoons to a cup of water. It all depends how thick you want it, but its better to go thicker than thinner, Il tell you why later. I suggest you mix it with distilled water, since it will be free from impurities and bacteria, but its not necessary. I normally drink distilled water so i always have a supply on hand. Any kind of clean water will do though. The thing about methyl cellulose is that it take a shitload of time to dissolve, and dissolves best in cold temperatures (above freezing). So mix it up leave it in the fridge and then mix again every couple of hours until it turns completely clear. Or you can leave it overnight and it will probably be clear the next morning. Once it has dissolved, it takes a lot less time to add some more water to make it less thick, so add water little by little until you get the consistency you want. I would also add a tiny bit of rubbing alcohol just to keep it clean. It supposedly stays good for more than a month even without it, but I like to stay on the safe side.
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So there you go, a cheap, convenient solution for you jelq lube needs. Its lubricates better than Vaseline and is 100 times easier to clean up because its water based. Special effects companies use to for fake blood and slime, and its the main ingredient in the commercial lubes. Plus, for the same money as that small bottle of lube at the store, you can make 20 times more.
 
CharlesHUNGson;360305 said:
I just use Olive Oil to jelq... it's like right in between a dry jelq and wet jelq.. best of both worlds.

I tried olive oil and it just wasnt slippery enough. Was also hard to clean up.
 
Methyl Cellulose is the main ingredient in Citrucel. I know it has added ingredients and flavorings. Most lubes are full of ingredients I've never heard of. Some lubes have flavoring added. I guess I can be the guinea pig on this one. I went out and bought a 32oz. container of citrucel. I will let you guys know how it turns out. If it don't work for lube I guess I can still take it for fiber. LOL
 
To me the best lube is Vaseline and I prefer the no-name brand it has the best drag and stays lubed for so much longer than anything else I have tries.
 
I love vaseline also DLD. I just hate the slimey feeling it leaves even after I've tried scrubbing it off in the shower.

I've tried making lube with Citrucel. It was actually a pretty good experience. I made it a little to thin but it worked really well. Wasn't to messy. Washed it off in the shower and it left that feeling that astroglide leaves. Hard to explain, but I don't like astroglide because of that feeling.
 
ru_ready;361202 said:
I love vaseline also DLD. I just hate the slimey feeling it leaves even after I've tried scrubbing it off in the shower.

I agree with that but I still can't find a better wet lube than cheap vaseline.
 
I just found Cetaphil. It's thinner than vaseline, but is still vaseline based. It goes a loooong way and provides the right drag/slickness combo IMHO.
 
homelesswombat;361354 said:
I just found Cetaphil. It's thinner than vaseline, but is still vaseline based. It goes a loooong way and provides the right drag/slickness combo IMHO.

I have to try it...available at any drugstore?
 
doublelongdaddy;361564 said:
I have to try it...available at any drugstore?

I use no name petroleum jelly, Equate makes it and I jelq for about 15 to 30 minutes and I only have to apply it once. This stuff lasts forever and you're right, it has a nice drag to it.
 
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