Increase nitric oxide. Just laugh and be happy. so P.E. jokes and other jokes.

Hello guys I need serious help.

I have couple pet ant. Jack and Jill. Jack is upset he thinks his dick is small.

Can anyone find me where I can get an [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] or [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] for my pet ant Jack.

I would be great ful.
 
The ant was very furious with the elephant who was swimming. The ant asked the elephant just come out. Ok go back and swim. What happened asked the elephant. The ant replied I was just checking wether you were wearing my swimming suit or not.
 
master_mind;650629 said:
The ant was very furious with the elephant who was swimming. The ant asked the elephant just come out. Ok go back and swim. What happened asked the elephant. The ant replied I was just checking wether you were wearing my swimming suit or not.

wtf lol
 
Can't say if you're only trying to get as many post as you can for the prize..or youre just very weird
 
ChilDsh;650663 said:
Can't say if you're only trying to get as many post as you can for the prize..or youre just very weird

If posts are not conforming to the rules LIGHTNING set up, as far as spam is concerned, they will be deleted from the users post count.
 
master_mind;650628 said:
Hello guys I need serious help.

I have couple pet ant. Jack and Jill. Jack is upset he thinks his dick is small.

Can anyone find me where I can get an [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] or [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] for my pet ant Jack.



I would be great ful.

Please....
 
master_mind;650656 said:
The ant could not find her swimming suit she was just checking if the elephant was wearing the ants swimming suit.

ants whit a human shaped penis the size of..but big enough to see they have a human shaped penis..science can do that,but whats the purpose of it
 
Creepypastas for girth

Did you know testosterone is secreted when you're afraid, hungry, or in any survival situation.
 
templnite;650707 said:
Creepypastas for girth

Did you know testosterone is secreted when you're afraid, hungry, or in any survival situation.

I should go on the new show "Naked and Afraid" maybe I could break eleven inches:)
 
templnite;650707 said:
Creepypastas for girth

Did you know testosterone is secreted when you're afraid, hungry, or in any survival situation.

Thats why when im hungry my balls are the size of tennis balls.
 
ChilDsh;650663 said:
Can't say if you're only trying to get as many post as you can for the prize..or youre just very weird

Well I think you did not read the post it says INCREASE NITRIC OXIDE BY LAUGHING SO JOKES. if you don't like the post don't read or just post jokes and not stupid comments about contest and saying weird and putting pictures Indians. Why attack. Why feel jealous. Please have the balls to post.

Besides DLD is there to take care of the posts and about the contest. You just do your p.e. well your name suggests childish that you are a child so it's not your fault.i agree you will right such comments.

Please DON'T SPOIL THE BROTHERHOOD IN HERE. YOU MIGHT DEMOTIVATE OTHERS TO STOP BEING ACTIVE IN HERE BY SUCH COMMENTS IN HERE. my advice just grow up.

Not even single post of mine in here where I commented or made fun of anyone in here. I am a happy guy who loves to live life. GROW UP KID .
 
shortdick;650701 said:
ants whit a human shaped penis the size of..but big enough to see they have a human shaped penis..science can do that,but whats the purpose of it
Lol the post says increase nitric oxide by laughing. Please post jokes.
 
master_mind;650794 said:
Well I think you did not read the post it says INCREASE NITRIC OXIDE BY LAUGHING SO JOKES. if you don't like the post don't read or just post jokes and not stupid comments about contest and saying weird and putting pictures Indians. Why attack. Why feel jealous. Please have the balls to post.

Besides DLD is there to take care of the posts and about the contest. You just do your p.e. well your name suggests childish that you are a child so it's not your fault.i agree you will right such comments.

Please DON'T SPOIL THE BROTHERHOOD IN HERE. YOU MIGHT DEMOTIVATE OTHERS TO STOP BEING ACTIVE IN HERE BY SUCH COMMENTS IN HERE. my advice just grow up.

Not even single post of mine in here where I commented or made fun of anyone in here. I am a happy guy who loves to live life. GROW UP KID .

Didn't meant to disrespect you , but you post tons of posts without a logic..i think you posted like 400-500 posts only this month...and most of them are " agreed " , " lol " , " ok " .....nothing wrong with posting a lot but most of your posts are very weird....again i didn't meant to disrespect you or indian people.
 
ChilDsh;650811 said:
Didn't meant to disrespect you , but you post tons of posts without a logic..i think you posted like 400-500 posts only this month...and most of them are " agreed " , " lol " , " ok " .....nothing wrong with posting a lot but most of your posts are very weird....again i didn't meant to disrespect you or indian people.

You did well bro. Do well to ignore Master_Mind.
 
ChilDsh;650811 said:
" agreed " , " lol " , " ok " ../QUOTE]


These types of responses are deducted from the total post count for every user.
 
doublelongdaddy;650877 said:
ChilDsh;650811 said:
" agreed " , " lol " , " ok " ../QUOTE]


These types of responses are deducted from the total post count for every user.
Ya thats the point let DLD and lightining do all the stuff you just do P.E. and stop being worried. DLD and lighting knows what and what not to do. They are very fair in their judgement. The site is operating from 2002 you need not attack any one. Besides take a chill pill.

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shortdick;650915 said:
ok i agree lolrofl

i too lol agreed ok hmm LMAO
 
master_mind;650934 said:
doublelongdaddy;650877 said:
Ya thats the point let DLD and lightining do all the stuff you just do P.E. and stop being worried. DLD and lighting knows what and what not to do. They are very fair in their judgement. The site is operating from 2002 you need not attack any one. Besides take a chill pill.

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i too lol agreed ok hmm LMAO
This means i can write lok and ok and agreed. Now as all know this wont be counted in posts so no one will have any problem. Right childdsh
 
master_mind;650934 said:
This means i can write lok and ok and agreed. Now as all know this wont be counted in posts so no one will have any problem. Right childdsh
Whether they get counted or not they're still really annoying. You post too many non-quality posts.
 
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tb007;650982 said:
Whether they get counted or not they're still really annoying. You post too many non-quality posts.

I really don't know why Lightening and DLD refused to ban this guy despite everyone complaining.
 
huge-girth;651020 said:
I really don't know why Lightening and DLD refused to ban this guy despite everyone complaining.
Ok today is the 24 th and 6 days are left , this is my last post for this month. Brother you win the contest. You deserve more than me.
 
master_mind;651028 said:
Ok today is the 24 th and 6 days are left , this is my last post for this month. Brother you win the contest. You deserve more than me.

I don't want to win this month, you can have it. My point is simple, if everyone is complaining about your posts it means you should be disqualified. This is not the first time that this contest has been going on and it is not going to be the last. But since I've been here I've never seen any poster acting like you do. There used to be people who were banned in the past, they didn't act as much as you do. I think DLD is just having some sort of sympathy for you. But win for this month and stop making useless posts.
 
huge-girth;651020 said:
I really don't know why Lightening and DLD refused to ban this guy despite everyone complaining.
there where guys banned in the past but dld is having sympathy for you
How do you know everyone filed a complaint did you put them up to it? Or someone you?

Dld had even more sympathy for the last guy, and he only cared about hurting others apparently. He got reported by all the vets it would seem.
 
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templnite;651032 said:
How do you know everyone filed a complaint did you put them up to it? Or someone you?

Dld had even more sympathy for the last guy, and he only cared about hurting others apparently. He got reported by all the vets it would seem.
Templnite I really fail to understand what has happened to huge girth. Why he wants to ban guys. Guys who attack, be rude , abuse and who comment personally should be banned. Huge you should be happy guys are active in here. All five fingers are not the same . Keep the brotherhood alive. See if I post 700 posts at least 400 or according to you 300 will be good and rest will be stupid. And who post just 100 or 300 his 200 will be good.

Let the brotherhood be alive. If something of mine is bothering you please tell me I will change for the brotherhood.

I am being very humble without ego.
 
James.4:14
Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.
 
templnite;651058 said:
James.4:14
Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.
Please explain this in simple English.
 
It means all the guys who nag that you should be banned are basically calling dld a poor moderator. A weak leader.
 
templnite;651087 said:
It means all the guys who nag that you should be banned are basically calling dld a poor moderator. A weak leader.
This I totally agree. DLD is there if he wants to ban me I sure he will have the right judgement. I value his leadership, e is an achiever.
 
A guy walks into his bedroom holding a sheep, his wife is sitting on the bed when he says "look dear the pig I fuck whenever you are too tired to"

His wife: Honey that's a sheep.
Guy: I wasn't talking to you.
 
templnite;651157 said:
A guy walks into his bedroom holding a sheep, his wife is sitting on the bed when he says "look dear the pig I fuck whenever you are too tired to"

His wife: Honey that's a sheep.
Guy: I wasn't talking to you.

lol, good one:)
 
master_mind;650794 said:
Well I think you did not read the post it says INCREASE NITRIC OXIDE BY LAUGHING SO JOKES. if you don't like the post don't read or just post jokes and not stupid comments about contest and saying weird and putting pictures Indians. Why attack. Why feel jealous. Please have the balls to post.

Besides DLD is there to take care of the posts and about the contest. You just do your p.e. well your name suggests childish that you are a child so it's not your fault.i agree you will right such comments.

Please DON'T SPOIL THE BROTHERHOOD IN HERE. YOU MIGHT DEMOTIVATE OTHERS TO STOP BEING ACTIVE IN HERE BY SUCH COMMENTS IN HERE. my advice just grow up.

Not even single post of mine in here where I commented or made fun of anyone in here. I am a happy guy who loves to live life. GROW UP KID .

Wherever you are master mind I know everything is going well for you, because you're a boss. I'll always remember that precious mind of yours, but the same people who despise us here, they will be noobs at life forever
 
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templnite;682941 said:
Wherever you are master mind I know everything is going well for you, because you're a boss. I'll always remember that precious mind of yours, but the same people who despise us here, they will be noobs at life forever

MasterMind was given so many chances but could not assimilate, he was constantly causing issues and eventually we did what we had to. There are many men who have been banned that I wish would have just taken the warnings serious enough that they could still be here.
 
I know he never went on the offensive unless he was provoked, and that's happened to me here alot too. That's the modern internet though: you speak your mind and if somebody disagrees with you then you're a bigot no question.
 
templnite;683081 said:
I know he never went on the offensive unless he was provoked, and that's happened to me here alot too. That's the modern internet though: you speak your mind and if somebody disagrees with you then you're a bigot no question.

No, he was banned for other reasons. I was not aware of him being bigoted or racist. I have always allowed spirited debates, even when they are against me, this is freedom of speech. But when the freedom is abused it is no longer constructive arguments will ensue and people start calling people names and so forth. I understand not everyone will get along but I do my damnedest to try to make it happen. I hate banning more than anything and I have banned a total of 5 people in my 14 years and these were for serious reasons. 4 of those 5 people are members again.
 
master_mind;650628 said:
Hello guys I need serious help.

I have couple pet ant. Jack and Jill. Jack is upset he thinks his dick is small.

Can anyone find me where I can get an [words=https://shop.mattersofsize.com/products/sizegenetics-penis-extender]extender[/words] or [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LM[/words] for my pet ant Jack.

I would be great ful.

One of the toxic threads from way back
 
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