Hooked up with her. Got her number. Want to fuck her, but how????

[kitfisto]

On Saturday I hooked up properly for the first time. Wierdest girl. We pashed like crazy. She had my number in her phone (and vice versa) without me even having to lift a finger. She took my phone right out of my pocket and just dialled hers.

Ok, so I rang her on Monday. She didn't pick up but I have a slight feeling that she is just playing funny buggers with me. I desperately want to lose my V-card to this girl. The opportunity has been pretty much handed to me on a silver platter.

I was thinking of texting her tomorrow with a text message designed to provoke a response.

Brothers, I really want your advice. Keep in mind that all I want is to fuck her once. She seems to be the type of girl that likes to fool around for a bit of fun, which is perfect.

 

[spartana]

I don't think the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] forum is the place for this.

 

[neognostic]

I don't think the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] forum is the place for this.

This is the dating and seduction center. It's absolutely the place for this.

She was very blunt with you but she may have changed her mind. I'd be blunt back. Ask if she wants to get together and drink a bottle of wine. You don't need to pussyfoot around. If the answer is no then it's no. If she says no then don't wonder if you should have asked her to do something else because she's either interested or she's not. A girl who's interested won't be super picky about getting together. A girl who isn't particularly interested will. Either way, you'll know the answer and can move on or move forward.

 

[DLD]

Good shit Neo!

 

[MAXAMEYES]

I think it was Robin Williams who said, "Women need a reason to have sex, men only need a location." If you can provide both of those conditions, I think yer pretty much in there.

By the way, what the fuck is "pashed"?

 

[kitfisto]

Thanks for the advice guys.

"Pashed" is the past tense for "pash" which means pretty much means "passionate tongue kiss". It's not a new word.

 

[DLD]

Thanks for the advice guys.

"Pashed" is the past tense for "pash" which means pretty much means "passionate tongue kiss". It's not a new word.

So hash is a different thing?

 

[neognostic]

So hash is a different thing?

Not necessarily!

 

[DLD]

Not necessarily!

Coolio! I am going to get some cash to nash some hash so I can pash the fuck out!

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Is dat hash under glash?

 

[Wang Chung]

Coolio! I am going to get some cash to nash some hash so I can pash the fuck out!

hahahaha

 

[kitfisto]

We texted each other for three days.

We were gonna hook up today and she thought I was just gonna drive to her place. I told her that I don't have my licence yet. I then asked her where she lived, thinking I could take public transport. It turns out that she lives about an hours train ride away....Somehow my motivation to get in her pants has diminished substantially.

I don't know if this is the end of the story or not, but maybe another lucky girl will be the one to take my V-Card.

 

[rakas]

We texted each other for three days.

We were gonna hook up today and she thought I was just gonna drive to her place. I told her that I don't have my licence yet. I then asked her where she lived, thinking I could take public transport. It turns out that she lives about an hours train ride away....Somehow my motivation to get in her pants has diminished substantially.

I don't know if this is the end of the story or not, but maybe another lucky girl will be the one to take my V-Card.

An hour on the train is no reason to put your penis away.

Go forth and spread your seed.

 

[savageblue]

An hour on the train is no reason to put your penis away.

Go forth and spread your seed.

Or at least her legs.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Life itself is gonna be a continuing series of missed opportunities if you constantly let your resolution die so easily.

We texted each other for three days.

We were gonna hook up today and she thought I was just gonna drive to her place. I told her that I don't have my licence yet. I then asked her where she lived, thinking I could take public transport. It turns out that she lives about an hours train ride away....Somehow my motivation to get in her pants has diminished substantially.

I don't know if this is the end of the story or not, but maybe another lucky girl will be the one to take my V-Card.

 

[AdmiralLongDong]

I'd be on that train yesterday.

What the hell is pashed?

 

[kitfisto]

I'm actually not that fussed about it guys.

 

[All2Real]

Maybe you should be since u asked for help

 

[Girthtacular]

We texted each other for three days.

We were gonna hook up today and she thought I was just gonna drive to her place. I told her that I don't have my licence yet. I then asked her where she lived, thinking I could take public transport. It turns out that she lives about an hours train ride away....Somehow my motivation to get in her pants has diminished substantially.

I don't know if this is the end of the story or not, but maybe another lucky girl will be the one to take my V-Card.

If you keep looking for excuses not do something (like approach a girl at the bar, traveling a short distance to get some, or even procrastinate on a work/school project) you will ultimately keep finding them. At some point you have to just learn to step out of your self created bubble and try something that you arent comfortable with.

 

[kitfisto]

You guys are right. I'm being too protective of myself. Fear is one of the barriers of life and I'm letting it get the better of me.

The self created bubble is the one thing I am trying to get rid of in my life and this is a good opportunity to burst that motherfucker.

 

[rakas]

You guys are right. I'm being too protective of myself. Fear is one of the barriers of life and I'm letting it get the better of me.

The self created bubble is the one thing I am trying to get rid of in my life and this is a good opportunity to burst that motherfucker.

Yes, you should never allow time to be a barrier to one of your successful en-devours.

Assuming you have the train fare i want you to text her and tell her your coming and then just go do it.

 

[neognostic]

Yes, you should never allow time to be a barrier to one of your successful en-devours.

Assuming you have the train fare i want you to text her and tell her your coming and then just go do it.

 

[DLD]

That's the way to do it!

YUP and she will then owe you train fair That has to be good for something sexual

 

[Tahir Aqbar]

We texted each other for three days.

We were gonna hook up today and she thought I was just gonna drive to her place. I told her that I don't have my licence yet. I then asked her where she lived, thinking I could take public transport. It turns out that she lives about an hours train ride away....Somehow my motivation to get in her pants has diminished substantially.

I don't know if this is the end of the story or not, but maybe another lucky girl will be the one to take my V-Card.

Lol. European infrastructure cock blocks. Another reason it's great to be an American.

 

[kitfisto]

I'm not in Europe.

 

[Tahir Aqbar]

I'm not in Europe.

Asia? South America?

 

[DLD]

i'm not in europe.

usa

 

[kitfisto]

Australia.

 

[Medicating]

Go get her, and deliver that 8 inch BPenis EnlargementL. Do it pash though. Yeah, keep it pash.

 

[DLD]

Go get her, and deliver that 8 inch BPenis EnlargementL. Do it pash though. Yeah, keep it pash.

Pash is the new word I guess I keep trying to use it in real life but no one understands

 

[Tahir Aqbar]

I thought the Pash was about Jesus?

Down here in the South Pash is a street term for PCP. "You got the pash nig?" "Yeah, lemme hook you up with some dope pash. This shit'll get you crunk".

 

[rakas]

Since i live in the Motherland of you crazy people i shall speak English as it was intended to be!

 

[Medicating]

Since i live in the Motherland of you crazy people i shall speak English as it was intended to be!

I'm from there too... you don't keep it pash? West Yorkshire ain't pash?

 

[Medicating]

Next thing you know you'll be telling us that sneakers are trainers, fags are cigarettes, and soccer is football! Silly British. Well at least your cars don't have square wheels like in Canada.

Soccer IS football.

 

[kitfisto]

Yeah, I think Pash (passionate kiss) must be an Australian slang. It's been around for many a year.

 

[savageblue]

So you say.

He says it... and so do quite a few dozens of million Europeans and South-Americans.

 

[DLD]

European women rock!

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Me, I got a re-e-e-e-al thang for South American gals.

European women rock!

 

[Medicating]

Me, I got a re-e-e-e-al thang for South American gals.

Head down to Assawoman, over a quarter of the population Mexican and it has 'ass' and 'woman' in it's name.

 

[DLD]

Head down to Assawoman, over a quarter of the population Mexican and it has 'ass' and 'woman' in it's name.

Yummy, fat Mexican ass

 

[Tahir Aqbar]

Yummy, fat Mexican ass

You want easy Mexican bitches? Just post up outside the Alamo at 3 AM.