Great news for guys...

[sikdogg]

Next time your wife or girlfriend catches you checking out a hot chick or Internet adult entertainment... you can tell her your doing it for your health.

Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new study published in the New England Journal of Medicine reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. This five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful. The study determined that the average man can extend his life by four to five years. Let’s hear it for research.

 

[TheExecutioner]

Fucking excellent, but I kinda call bullshit on that though.

 

[TimBo755]

I like it..

 

[philadelph]

Where did you find it sik?

 

[kong1971]

It ain't bullshit...when you're gawking at titties you ain't worried about rent or the cell phone bill or your wife being pissed at you for forgetting to raise the toilet seat. You're just thinking, "Mmmmmm...tittieeesssss...." It has been scientifically proven that animals enduring a more stressful enviroment live shorter lives and are ill more often. I'm sure the same would apply to gay men checking out dicks or a car collector sitting in his garage polishing his classic mustang. Don't worry. Do what makes you happy.

 

[REDZULU2003]

What a load of bollocks, but hey it excuses the perverts lol

 

[KiTTie8695]

that's fucked up dude

 

[sikdogg]

Where did you find it sik?

On a swinger site's newsletter...

 

[samzman]

also if you sqweeze a titty you help prevent breast cancer too....SO SQWEEZE THE TITTIES!!!

 

[Priapologist]

Damn. I'd have loved for this to be true, but I just ran a search on the NEJM website and the article doesn't exist.

Sigh.


Keywords: blood pressure breasts 5 year study

 

[penguinsfan]

Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer

I'm thinking I must strive for optimum health and immortality.