G.W.B. Quotable Quotes

[goinfor11x7]

"You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on."

--2001 Gridiron Dinner

 

[pepepe]

"they give you cash which is just as good as money" yogi berra

 

[crazyed27]

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.


From Snatch



One from GWB himself

I love the idea of a school in which people come to get educated and stay in the state in which they're educated.

 

[goinfor11x7]

"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection--an election--in Iraq at this point in history?

--Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005

:O

 

[goinfor11x7]

"Rarely is the question asked: 'Is our children learning?'"

--Florence, S.C. Jan. 11, 2000

:s

 

[goinfor11x7]

"You work three jobs?...Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."

--Omaha, Nebraska. Feb. 4, 2005, to a single mother of three.

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[goinfor11x7]

"This is an impressive crowd--the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elites. I call you my base."

--Alfred E. Smith Memorial Oct. 20, 2000

:blush:

 

[Pandora]

"To be or not to be that is the question"

"Say hello to my little friend"

"To have lived so long yet to have died so young"

"To infintie and beyond"

"I'll be back baby"

"want some candy"

"Here comes Johnny"

 

[crazyed27]

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey12 year old boy) No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?


From Airplane 1980, its a classic!


How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!

Redman from how high.

 

[Pandora]

"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori"

 

[Kal-el]

What are you guys on about? George Bush is the best thing that happened to America... ahh who am I fooling?

"I rarely read the news, but get briefed by people who probably read the news themselves."

"Without surveliiance of phones we cannot ensure the freedom and civil liberties of Americans."

 

[goinfor11x7]

"We thought long and hard about what to propose. We proposed a bold initiative, an initiative that takes equities out of the system, so people are treated fairly."

--Lee's Summit Missouri, January 2007


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:s

 

[goinfor11x7]

"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."

:blush:

 

[goinfor11x7]

"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House--make no mistake about it."

--Washington, D.C., February 7, 2001


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[Pandora]

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.

 

[Pandora]

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say: You, too, can be president of the United States.

 

[goinfor11x7]

"Is that true? I didn't know that," referring to projected $4.00/gallon gasoline prices.

"What me worry?" Alfred P. Newman Bush (March, 2008) DUhhhhhh.

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[goinfor11x7]

Another Bushism:

"I really appreciate the fact that (pause) you have snatched defeat from the jaws (pause) of those who are trying to defeat us in Iraq." ?

March 3, 2008

 

[goinfor11x7]

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

--New York Daily News, February 200o

 

[goinfor11x7]

May 1, 2003

President (Herbert Hoover) Bush declares victory in Iraq aboard an aircraft carrier bearing a victory banner.

May 1, 2008

President (Herbert Hoover) Bush has just declared that we are not in just a recession. We are in a "deep" recession.

May 1, 2009

Ex-president (Herbert Hoover) Bush has agreed with the "experts" that for some time now, we have been in the beginning stages of the second "Great Depression."

Thanks, George, for all your help.


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