RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya"
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas
At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane"
On the sixth day God created Chuck Norris. On the seventh day God did not rest, he was unconscience after recieving a round house kick to the face for not making Chuck on day one
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya"
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas
At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn't a racist
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane"
On the sixth day God created Chuck Norris. On the seventh day God did not rest, he was unconscience after recieving a round house kick to the face for not making Chuck on day one
