Do you talk with your penis?

[Hi_I_AM_neW19]

We are obssesed with our penises,we spend a lot of time with them also,we see them in different way.Do you speak with your penis?and what do u speak with him?
Does he speak?

 

[CharlesHUNGson]

"This is your Brain on Drugs"

 

[samzman]

yes i speak with my penis. i even sometimes squeeze the top so it looks and talks back to me. i give it a british accent, just to keep it sophisticated. when he gets fresh i beat him and if he's down i let him talk to my girl to pick him up.

 

[Hi_I_AM_neW19]

yes i speak with my penis. i even sometimes squeeze the top so it looks and talks back to me. i give it a british accent, just to keep it sophisticated. when he gets fresh i beat him and if he's down i let him talk to my girl to pick him up.

Is he polite?:O

 

[twins172_up]

i can't say i ever really spoke w/ my penis and he definitely never said anything back to me rofl

 

[Hi_I_AM_neW19]

i can't say i ever really spoke w/ my penis and he definitely never said anything back to me rofl

Twins172,don't worry this is normal,maybe he is shy.

 

[DLD]

"This is your Brain on Drugs"

Please ask before you post pictures of my brain

 

[Threak-X]

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[longstretch]

Learn to not obsess over it. It doesn't mean DICK

 

[Phoenix22]

Sometimes when I am really bored and driving, while at a red light I will look down at my penis and begin to have a conversation with it while the windows are rolled down.

 

[Hi_I_AM_neW19]

Please ask before you post pictures of my brain

It's not a brain,it's right testical

 

[Threak-X]

It's not a brain,it's right testical

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[samzman]

Is he polite?:O

yup. but like most of those suave british guys, the ladies don't know what hit them until it's over

 

[DLD]

It's not a brain,it's right testical

I have 3 brains...Duh!