best pick up lines

[pitbull]

i just wanted to know what are some good pick up lines. which ones have worked for u guys? so please post em here, but nothing corny.

 

[hopful]

The good old Hi I'm .. what's you're name ( after positiv eye contact ) always works best and has worked best for me.

 

[VladtheImpaler]

You shouldnt be worried about what your pick-up lines gonna be pardner.....It is what you follow that line with.....

 

[Lickalotapuss]

Yeah man don't use pickup lines, all of them are cheesy and girls will
think the same of you!!

 

[Zurik]

Try this one-
"The word of the day is legs...let's go back to my place and spread the word."
or try this one-
"Hey, let's go to my place for a pizza and fuck...*Slap*...what, you don't like pizza?"

 

[hopful]

lol

 

[impalerr]

Most of the time i use the "3minute ,number and e-mail technique" by David DeAngelo ,its never let me down to date

 

[LONGERDICK7+]

You shouldnt be worried about what your pick-up lines gonna be pardner.....It is what you follow that line with.....

She told me to give her nine inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her three times and punched her in the face. hahaha great

 

[Bacheelor]

Hi, and not overthinking things. If you have chemistry great, if you dont then move on.

AM FUCKING AWESOMErofl

 

[LONGERDICK7+]

If that pussy is not smiling at me going to move forward n find another V...lol

 

[DLD]

My penis looks just like a penis just larger

 

[grow4me]

Hi are you from ireland??

No why??

Cuz when i look at you my dick is dublin

 

[Bacheelor]

Hi are you from ireland??

No why??

Cuz when i look at you my dick is dublin

That´ll get you a nice bitch slap mark on your cheek:blush: Totally worth it.

 

[DLD]

That´ll get you a nice bitch slap mark on your cheek:blush: Totally worth it.

No doubt Women look for opportunities to smack a man, this would be a perfect excuse

 

[LONGERDICK7+]

No doubt Women look for opportunities to smack a man, this would be a perfect excuse[/QUO

 

[DLD]

Have you ever seen a 2-incher?

 

[pogzee]

im here to pick u up ...hhhahaha

 

[DLD]

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

 

[Spamjavelin76]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

 

[templnite]

I generally just give em' the evil love stare, then their panties dematerialize. All them piss themselves to go out with me, they leave puddles everywhere

 

[pogzee]

you : do you know about princesses and queens ???
girl : yes , why ?
you : good , get ready to be treated like one...... rofl

 

[BaddJack]

The best pickup lines are the ones outlining your little fella stretching down your pant leg.

BJ

 

[Spamjavelin76]

Excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[templnite]

That's not funny bro you're talking about a serious crime.

 

[grow4me]

That's not funny bro you're talking about a serious crime.

lol it made me laugh.


you don't swet much for a fat girl

 

[templnite]

Ecclesiastes 4:3
But better than both is the one who has never been born, who has not seen the evil that is done under the sun.

Chloroform bro for real? Y'all are way immature.

 

[DLD]

Ecclesiastes 4:3
But better than both is the one who has never been born, who has not seen the evil that is done under the sun.

Chloroform bro for real? Y'all are way immature.

Let light shine upon all that is in darkness and evil can not be in the light.

 

[Spamjavelin76]

Oh come on man, OBVIOUSLY I would never say or do that. OBVIOUSLY.

 

[templnite]

^Proverbs 12:1
Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, but whoever hates correction is stupid.

Why did you just amend your post? If you have something to say that's cool you don't need to lie to kick it. If my posts offend you then you can just block me, so you don't need to see them.

 

[Spamjavelin76]

I amended my post because I don't want to fall out with anyone. If you continue to quote the Bible at me, I likely will block you. It would be a real shame because I'm here to learn and share, but I'm afraid I don't appreciate being preached to. I'm not here for religion or politics.

 

[templnite]

Based on how you lashed out before you probably will block me eventually. Just save yourself from raging more, and do it now.

 

[Spamjavelin76]

Lashed out? Raging? Sir, I'll remind you that you begun this by insulting me and then quoted scripture to insult me further. I can't believe this is actually happening on an internet forum over a pick-up line! And you will not let it lie, will you? You wish to make another jibe, and another jibe at me, continuing to assert that I'm such a nasty person when in fact you don't know me or a thing about me. I think I've been fairly calm in all of this. Re-read your posts to me - they are personal attacks.

 

[templnite]

Romans 1:15
They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator--who is forever praised. Amen.

No, its all because of the scripture. You said that you didn't like my bible quotes because they were offensive to you then erased it.
Brother the word of god is not a personal attack, but friendly advice for all of us.

I'm sorry man <, you wont like me telling you this, but Satan wants you to hate god like he does.
I asked you to block be because everytime you hear me talk about how great the lord is you'll be further attacked by the evil one. And I shouldn't have done that either.

 

[Spamjavelin76]

Wouldn't it be easier if we just called a truce and went about our business?

 

[templnite]

Psalm 133:1
A Song of Ascents. Of David. Behold, how good and pleasant it is when brothers dwell in unity!

:blush: