Become an Ordained Minister as easy as "1,2,3"!!

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It's true! I know DLD has done this and I've considered doing so for the tax write off. I dont know what the actual legalities concerning that are though. I mean I dont know if you actually have to have PROOF that you practice your religion in an organised manner a set number of times a month or what.

So, for those of you who want to start your own cult where women or men worship your penis:

Become a Minister!
 
Well, you can get a tax write off for anything until they come after you a few years later for it.

If you know you are going to die in five years, you can stop paying taxes now because by the time they come after you, you'll be dead.

But if you are going to be living in five years, they'll come take all your money, paychecks, etc.
 
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