Would you suck your own cock if you could?

Would you suck your own cock if you could?

  • Fuck yes!

    Votes: 42 61.8%
  • Fuck no!

    Votes: 26 38.2%

  • Total voters
    68
woman would lick her pussy for shure
gay man would definitely fuck his own ass
but i would never suck no cock, no matter if it would be mine or what ever.
 
i completely agree with you on the wondering part. If someone woudnt have wondered how(or rather DLD precisely....lol) they could have a bigger penis then PE would have never been there ever. Its humans imagination that has led us here with bigger dicks.
Well it was only a joke in good faith :)
 
Threak-X;626269 said:
I wonder, if a man could suck his own cock, would he?
I wonder, if a woman could lick her own pussy, would she?
I wonder, if a gay man could fuck his own ass, would he?
I wonder, if a dominatrix could do a self-Urophagia, would he/she?

Basically, the question being asked here is...
How far would you take a self-service act(s) for sexual pleasure?

I have seen one girl who could reach her mouth to her pussy, it was actually quite disturbing:)
 
I love these "purely hypothetical" threads. Now the real question, would you spit or swallow?
 
doublelongdaddy;626399 said:
I have seen one girl who could reach her mouth to her pussy, it was actually quite disturbing:)

That sounds so weird.... lol

TBH I think even if one could reach their own penis with their mouth it still wouldn't be easy to give oneself a blowjob. I mean look how hard it is for another person to give you one, let alone you trying to suck yourself off for at least 5 minutes. It sounds exhausting more than it would provide pleasure.

I say stick to your good old right or left hand :)
 
the guys who can fit themselves in really small boxes as you see in guinness world book of records must have tried it FOR SURE ...hahah
 
The real question is can you stick your penis in your own butt:) I can but surely wouldn't:)
 
I wish i could stick it in my butt ......but even i woudnt...lol
 
pogzee;626748 said:
I wish i could stick it in my butt ......but even i woudnt...lol

I can but would not:)
 
doublelongdaddy;626798 said:
I can but would not:)

Well in that case i wish i could but even i would not :)
(taking bout myself or rather saying i wish my penis would be that big )
 
pogzee;626805 said:
Well in that case i wish i could but even i would not :)
(taking bout myself or rather saying i wish my penis would be that big )

:)

My ex-girl used to want to see me do it so a few time I did show her it was possible:)
 
Stephmags123;627354 said:
I want to say no but the poll isn't showing up on my phone.

From the poll results most men would suck their poll.:)
 
:blush::sIf you can, and you don't, you are a fool -- how many don't ache to be blessed to do so? Thought that was the general reason men want bigger cocks.
Like getting bigger muscles -- for what? Most women could give a doodle less the size of your biceps or your pecs... but maybe your waist and your dick, perhaps?
Still, what's the deal? It is skin, your own... and if you masturbate, it's merely oral masturbation.
If you would beg for your partner to do it, then why be sili and not do yourself if you could?
Personally the idea of going down on a woman is pukey; my own semen is much, much better.
 
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Autofellatio, never, but I will lick my balls (LoL)
My GF has an oral-fixation and loves giving me blow jobs. Sometimes she will get too tired to perform sex and just want to go asleep and apology saying, " I'm sorry I'm too tired to give you a blowjob tonight." I'll reply back, "It's ok, I'll do it myself."
 
I would if I could but I can't so I won't :)
 
When I was young I could. I also think I could at a low weight, maybe 145.
 
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