We sang a 'cadence' when I was in the Marines when we'd go running or on hikes...we couldnt sing it near base housing because of the women....but it went :
"My girls' a vegetable...(Repeated by other Marines)
She lives in a hospital (Repeated)
She has no arms or legs (Repeated)
All she has are hooks and pegs (Repeated)
We get kinky every night (Repeated)
She never puts up a fight ("")
I forget the rest of it but, I probably just made DLD pass out.