"I'm here in Holland, you know how depressing that is?"
Where in Holland are you? I guess anyplace can be bland if you're used to it. I visited Amsterdam last winter and although it was gray and chilly (not cold) during my stay, I found it to be quite beautiful. There were plenty of crisp, sunny days as well. It must be dynamite during the spring and summer with all the canals and gorgeous architecture... not to mention all the gorgeous women. Contrary to popular belief, there are smokin' hot women in Amsterdam besides prostitutes (who were surprisingly cute, by the way). Too bad you're not allowed to take pictures of them.
I don't know about the "working girls" being cheap... they recently unionized! The window girls might still be affordable (around 75 euro for 15 minutes), but the call girl prices are comparable to American prices (except it's eurodollars, so it's actually more expensive than America!)
There were a few very enticing girls in the windows, but I stuck with call girls during my stay. Sure, they cost more and you can't preview them beforehand, but you can specify what kind of chick you want and you get them for an hour as opposed to 15 minutes. Plus, the escorts take credit cards! Shit, for all I know, so do the window girls. I went a little crazy with the escort services over there. They were all smokin' fuckin' hot. No complaints here. And the streets are crawling with frighteningly beautiful locals and tourists who aren't prostitutes, so it's a great place for poontang.
I won't even get any further into it, that's for another thread. Good times, man... good times... I'd go back in a second if I had the chance. I'll never forget all those fancy whores over there... pros or not!!
Sorry to jack this thread. I saw the word "Holland" and went off on a tangent. I'm sure Hawaii's beautiful... even MORE beautiful, though in a different way than Holland.
Ahhh... being in the military definitely has it's perks, huh? As long as you can avoid all the being killed and stuff, you get to go to nice places.
Enjoy Hawaii, and make 'em love you long time.