Curved Cock Club

I would like to start a little club here on MOS. Nothing big, just a thread where us guys with curved dicks can shoot the shit, toot our own horn and compare notes about issues that us Banana Boys have that Straight Shooters don't.

To be in C3, you have to have at least a moderately curved cock. It doesn't matter if it bends to the right, to the left, to the shin or to the chin. As long as it bends, your in.

I'm gonna have a little poll (little pole? :D ) and you can select as many answers as you want.

Some of the topics I'd like to cover are:

Do you like being curved? (I've always been torn about it myself. Women seem to like the look and the feel of a bent ding-dong, but for me it's been kind of a love-hate thing. I have straightened it a little, but it still veers upwards. What always bothered me about it was that it seemed to make it look smaller, or maybe that is just my insecurities.)

Do women like a curved one better than a straight one? (Not too sure. Ladies?)

Does a curved cock make any sexual positions harder or even painful for you? (I can't stand for my gal to be on top. She always starts rocking her hips back and forth, and it feels like she's gonna rip the head off.)

Anyhoo, come join me in the Curved Cock Club if you got a bent banana. Let's shoot the breeze and maybe even find out a few things together!

RULE #1
the first rule in cock club is not to talk about cock club

eh count me in but i hate my curve personally, just makes it look smaller than it is imo

blabla182 said:

RULE #1
the first rule in cock club is not to talk about cock club

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right on!

Hopingbig said:

eh count me in but i hate my curve personally, just makes it look smaller than it is imo

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You don't have to love it to be in C3. Just have to have it.

But does a curve really make a penis look smaller? Or is that in our heads? I know that if I see a pic of a curved cock in the PP section here, it doesn't mentally register as small to me just because its curved.

Who has the curve to the right? So far, that is kind of rare.

I love my curve and I hate it. I think I accidentally voted twice. Here is the thing about my curve. I hate it cause it is at the base and only at the base and it makes my dick look a lot shorter from the side. Aslo I am afraid to get rid of it cause my brain is fucked up and I will always think that the girl isn't getting any pleasure unless my head is really sticking into the roof of their vagina. I would love to see what some of the ladies say about curves.

My left curve only shows up when I'm semi erect. The way it curves actually make it look bigger to me. I only have an upward curve when fully erect tho.

Yeah, the harder mine gets, the more pronounced the curve. I wonder what the physiology of that is? Is it from underdevelopment or overdevelopment of a corpus chamber, or uneven lig restriction, or something else entirely? Some of mine was scar tissue from a tight circ, but I am loose circed now, and the curve is still there. It's not as bad, but it's not gone completely either. And you're not circed at all, bigd. Hmmm...

I don't know man, having a curve seems kind of sexy to me....I look at myself in the mirror and I say, I would f**k me....Yes, I would f**k me raw....

It does have a visual thing to it when you look down, maybe it's longer flaccid, or maybe I have a skewed perception...of course I have a skewed perception, that's why I am making it bigger...duh!!! Well, now that that's out in the open.... Curve good, bigger good....biggest...best!!!

everyone who thinks their cocks look like mine and kong have to join cock club
now taking members

for the most part my dick is straight, however it used to curve to the right before I started Penis Enlargement and eventually went straight and is just an itty slight one when its flaccid..other than that..straight as an arrow.

Straight as an arrow? Sorry, Timbo, you're out of here! Curved cock club is only for the big bananas! Whatta loser!

...j/k :D

yer my cocks curved... ive heard that chicks like it cause it feeld better,... BUT! If we are talking about length a curved cock does not go as deep as a non curved cock...

That is my problem there... my cock is 6.1 if i use a tape to measure it..... but if i use a ruller it is 5.75" cause of the curve.....

SO the question is, is a 6.1 inch straight cock better then a 6.1 inch cock with a curve that goes 5.75" deep...


It's doing my head in a lil, hehe,

can any one shed some light on this?.. ill post a pic in a few mins when I feel like dropping my dacks.

Input from the ladies would b great too! thanks.

Yeah, the curve makes measuring hard. The truth is, it DOESN'T go as deep, but it does put more pressure on the top wall of the vagina, and that's where the g-spot is, so you're trading a little bragging rights for some very satisfied women. Not a bad trade off, I'd say.

My curve was a little too severe when I started this Penis Enlargement thing. My wife admits now that it caused her a little discomfort before if I got rock hard. Penis Enlargement and foreskin restoration has straightened me out somewhat, and my wife thinks its perfect now. Just a bit of an upward hook, instead of a U-turn!

I still make her cum really easy, just through penetration, cause it hits that "spot".

So buck up, mate. Do your Penis Enlargement, and if you're super curved, some erect bends will help take some of it out. Just don't take all of it out. The ladies like it.

My only issue is when they are riding you, and it slips out a bit, and CRACK,SNAP,CRACKLE,POP Because of my curve it some times not go right back in, and she ends up bending it further.

Yep. Curved cock with lady on top = broken dick. Be careful of that! I hate for my woman to ride me from the top. It feels like something is going to break. I tried it after straightening my dick a little and it still hurt. I think it might be because my head is a little offset. I'm not sure. Doggy style can be somewhat dangerous, too. For her! Mine always aims right at her ass when we are in doggy style position. It just naturally wants to go in there! That's what I tell her, anyway!

Hey Kong... it straight your dick.. i heard we jelqs work?.. is that right?... and is there anything else... i wouldnt mind making it a lil more straigher

Count me in . Upward curve here. Makes measuring a biatch. If I measure just pushing to the pubic bone I get 6 5/8. If I push to the bone and straighten it out then I get 6 11/16. I use the non straightened measurement always.

ha ha ha the army is growing soon we will rule the world