Curved Cock Club

Curved Cock Club

  • For the Ladies-- There's nothing I love better than a banana split!

    Votes: 2 1.6%
  • For the Ladies-- Straight Shooters give me pointy hooters!

    Votes: 2 1.6%
  • My curve is to the right.

    Votes: 8 6.5%
  • My curve is to the left.

    Votes: 39 31.7%
  • Mine curves down.

    Votes: 17 13.8%
  • Mine curves up.

    Votes: 51 41.5%
  • Mine is bent every which way. It's freaky!

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • Mine's straight. I just want some attention!

    Votes: 11 8.9%
  • I love my curve.

    Votes: 24 19.5%
  • I hate my curve.

    Votes: 20 16.3%
  • I'm conflicted. I like it and hate it.

    Votes: 21 17.1%
  • I am nuetral on my curve. I just like the poonanny!

    Votes: 14 11.4%

  • Total voters
    123
i just looked at my last post and it looks like a speak broken english!

hehe,

yer an upward curve hammers me when meausring... if i measure as per norm... i get like 5.75"... if i measure with a tap i get 6.1"... if i straighen my cock out i get 6.25 - 6.3"

now thats a hugggggggeeee difference.. so my mission is to straighten the sucker out.
 
Mine curves to the left and up. Sort of looks like an "S". I mean it makes pretty sharp left and up about halfway up the shaft. Never had any complaints about it though. In fact I've had several women rave about it cause it seems to hit a lot of different spots at the same time. If you guys are starting a curved (bent) dick club, then I would be your president.
 
thedaywalker said:
Mine curves to the left and up. Sort of looks like an "S". I mean it makes pretty sharp left and up about halfway up the shaft. Never had any complaints about it though. In fact I've had several women rave about it cause it seems to hit a lot of different spots at the same time. If you guys are starting a curved (bent) dick club, then I would be your president.



Might as well try for a corkscrew sahpe then! lol
 
What about a right curve...i want to get rid of mine..before it get's worse...and my theory on curves is they are developed by years of how you masturbate....just think about it....lol....if you used only left hand u would curve one way..and so on....i want to fix my curve to the right though...if i had an up curve i'd keep it...ladies like...curve right..nothing really special about it
 
For ages I was measuring my cock wrong, becuase of my curve. If I measure with tape along the curve I am a 6 incher, no contest but without including the curve I am like a 5.75. I think it does make it look smaller for sure.
 
I like my upward/left curve. I dunno why...makes it more special than others, I guess. It does make it look smaller to me, though, although I suspect it makes it look bigger if a girl is below it.
 
Yes, that's something I never thought about. To us, the upwards curve makes our dicks look smaller, but think about the chick's perspective. If they're looking at it, it's usually from a low perspective. That would make an upward curve curve away from them, thus making it appear larger! lol
 
kong1971 said:
If they're looking at it, it's usually from a low perspective. That would make an upward curve curve away from them, thus making it appear larger! lol
Quite possibly! Lets hope so anyway :)
 
Upward curve here and I love it.

If I measure the top of my penis with a cloth tape following the curve I get 3/8" more than with a ruler.
 
You know, I realized today that it's really hard (especially when you're 6'4" and about 250 pounds) to accurately judge if your penis really looks small. Mine looks miniscule to me, but it's wider than my two fingers, and I know that a lot of girls (especially virgins) have a hard time taking two fingers. So, I guess i'm not exactly 'tiny' then. And my 6' EL isn't anything to scoff at...it's definitely at least a little above average. I guess it's just the perspective...of it being that far off, and me being so huge.
 
i'm in, i have a definite upward curve. for the functional end of things its awesome cause it feels good for the ladies, but for appearance it doesn't look as big, sorry kong thats not in your head thats the truth, upward curve makes it look smaller cause the bottom of your dick is longer versus the top being longer if someone is curved down. a downward curve makes a cock look bigger. but at any rate i love my curve and was actually worried that i would unintentionally straighten it through pe, though i'm not worried anymore
 
Ive got a curve to the side and an upward curve,i quite like my curve and my missus says she likes it.

Someone made a comment in 'my penis pics' the other day saying i should try and straighten my curve out,which i found a bit strange.
 
My dick points slight to the left, and it bends a bit upwards.
Have an visible cs. A bit veiny. Uncut, brownish dick.
Sometimes I love it, sometimes I hate it to death. =)
 
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I think we are supposed to vote on this, you can check multiple boxes. But not the two questions at the top if you are a man.

I wonder if there are any women that are active right now on MOS Forum?
 
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