Where'd all the single girls go?

[Tahir Aqbar]

I swear... every girl I have met this semester who actually shows attraction to me has a boyfriend. Like, I got this girl's number and we were texting for a few days and planning on going out. And I'm not talking about texting as in "So you have 2 dogs... that's cool". I'm talking texting like, "I'm gonna tie you up and fuck you til you can't walk straight". Then I find out she has a boyfriend. But this isn't the only instance. It's already happened to me twice this semester and it happened once last semester. I mean... what the fuck is wrong with these chicks? And how come I only pull girls who are in relationships?

So now I'm gonna have to go back to ground "0" from the very bottom and work my way up with fundamental game bullshit that makes people think I'm a nutjob. Time to go approach 15 different girls a day. I really didn't want to have to do this because it's such and undertaking. And I always end up with some nut hugging faggots following me around cause they think I'm cool cause "I'm break all the fucking rules".

I hate building up social networks because I just create these little fucking demi-cults of losers who start dick riding me. No joke. It happened to me last semester. I had to create a new facebook and everything. But what can I do? I've tried a different approach... the "sniper approach" where I just pick off one girl... just one girl who I like and date her. Time to become a man whore again. I blame it on you non-single girls who flirt with me. Fuck you!!!

 

[kitfisto]

Teach me your ways. You seem to know what you're doing.

 

[cg1]

>I'm talking texting like, "I'm gonna tie you up and fuck you til you can't walk straight". Then I find out she has a boyfriend.<

Re-read this three or four times. Maybe you'll find the error.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Maybe next time don't break out Borat's borrowed "rapeeeeng sack" so early.
Wait, at least, for the first wave of roofies to kick in.

 

[Tahir Aqbar]

Maybe next time don't break out Borat's borrowed "rapeeeeng sack" so early.
Wait, at least, for the first wave of roofies to kick in.

Lol. I just went back and read that. It makes me look like an idiot.

I meant getting very intimate... both of us were. I was not the only person in our phone conversations who was sexting. The girls sexted as well.

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Kid, I'm a little over 50 right now, got my cherry popped at 14 by a 28 year old gal and have been lucky enough (INSANELY lucky actually) to just about always get involved with a (mostly) mature woman with a good sense of what she wants. At least sexually.

One thing I learned early is: Girls are for boys, women, however, are for men.

 

[Tahir Aqbar]

Kid, I'm a little over 50 right now, got my cherry popped at 14 by a 28 year old gal and have been lucky enough (INSANELY lucky actually) to just about always get involved with a (mostly) mature woman with a good sense of what she wants. At least sexually.

One thing I learned early is: Girls are for boys, women, however, are for men.

Then I should re-prioritize and go after women. Point taken.

 

[Papi Champagne]

Most hot bitches almost always have a boyfriend.
You just have to not give a fuck about that but then again I have fucked up morals.

 

[Tahir Aqbar]

Most hot bitches almost always have a boyfriend.
You just have to not give a fuck about that but then again I have fucked up morals.

I don't think I've been running the game long enough to pull that off without feeling any shame... but fuck it... there's a first time for everything.

 

[DLD]

One thing I learned early is: Girls are for boys, women, however, are for men.

Wondering where I fit in???

 

[Tahir Aqbar]

Wondering where I fit in???

It doesn't matter. Your shlong has passed the 10 inch mark. You're above age groups. Come by the Alamo City, hit me up, I'll show you around to a few parties and you'll be having a 20some with girls and women. Shit, it's a an entire city of size queens down here. Even the homo's are size queens.

 

[DLD]

. . . . . . . . . . . . .

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Wondering where I fit in???

I'm figgerin'....well experienced, quite relaxed women, actually.

 

[DLD]

I'm figgerin'....well experienced, quite relaxed women, actually.

Indeed, she will need to be very relaxed, very experienced and very rich

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Indeed, she will need to be very relaxed, very experienced and very rich

"I met the woman of my dreams,
I couldn't ask for more,
She's deaf & dumb & oversexed
and owns a liquor store."

 

[DLD]

"I met the woman of my dreams,
I couldn't ask for more,
She's deaf & dumb & oversexed
and owns a liquor store."

Now that is a keeper...specially if she can cook.