What the hell is this world coming to?

[DLD]

"Dude, last night I had the craziest sex. She even gave me a Stinky Patrick!!"

 

[Girth Hammer]

who said that shit? Nothing about that sounds like good sex. Some people are weird.

 

[chiliwhacker]

"Dude, last night I had the craziest sex. She even gave me a Stinky Patrick!!"

Damnit, I thought I've heard of them all! So tell me what the hell a Stinky Patrick is? Doesn't sound to good for a guy, anything like a Dirty Sanchez?

 

[nwa]

lets here the details and wtf is a stinky patrick

 

[kawai123]

LOL.. I'm also wondering what is a stinky patrick..

 

[Turnover]

OMG a stinky patrickkkkk

 

[kast]

Not sure what a Stinky-Patrick is, but if it involves a starfish and my ass, I'm going to puke.

 

[KingCobra]

Looked it up at UD:
"The act of farting in someone's mouth while they breathe it in, hold their breath and blow it back in their partner's face.
Usually happens in a heated love-making sesh"....WTF thats just too nasty

 

[chiliwhacker]

Too funny!

 

[DLD]

SO offensive

 

[DLD]

:::

 

[penisbuilder]

Fucking hilarious..I can't stop laughing as I read that!! I'm with you DLD..even with the hottest chick,this would be offensive and disgusting...no matter how hot and bubbly her "assets"!!The things that you will find online,pretty shocking.

 

[Girth Hammer]

the next person that does this I hope they get a mouth full of spray fart rofl

Or a brown nugget on the tounge.

 

[penisbuilder]

Awwwww,that's nasty dude.LOL.But I guess,it serves them right if it did happen.Those spray farts with hidden nuggets are the worst.

 

[Turnover]

lol that is havin me crack up

 

[stillwantmore]

Good question, about 2 weeks ago a girl my wife went to school with...not a close friend but still, shot her 9 month old then herself. Something about a potential custody dispute.

 

[DLD]

Good question, about 2 weeks ago a girl my wife went to school with...not a close friend but still, shot her 9 month old then herself. Something about a potential custody dispute.

??

 

[SigSauer]

Think his comment was more towards the thread name and not a stinky patrick.

 

[All2Real]

"Dude, last night I had the craziest sex. She even gave me a Stinky Patrick!!"

Good question, about 2 weeks ago a girl my wife went to school with...not a close friend but still, shot her 9 month old then herself. Something about a potential custody dispute.

The world is really cuckoo, I was laughing at the first one but then I ran across the other post. Sig is right, dude must have posted without even reading.

 

[stillwantmore]

Yea, I replied as a general statement about the thread title itself. What IS a ''stinky patrick'' anyway??

 

[DLD]

Yea, I replied as a general statement about the thread title itself. What IS a ''stinky patrick'' anyway??

I don't know but I do know I don't want one

 

[All2Real]

Looked it up at UD:
"The act of farting in someone's mouth while they breathe it in, hold their breath and blow it back in their partner's face.
Usually happens in a heated love-making sesh"....WTF thats just too nasty

 

[stillwantmore]

Oh, so it's sorta like shit play without the shit. MMMM

 

[DLD]

Oh, so it's sorta like shit play without the shit. MMMM

disgusting

 

[huge-girth]

Looked it up at UD:
"The act of farting in someone's mouth while they breathe it in, hold their breath and blow it back in their partner's face.
Usually happens in a heated love-making sesh"....WTF thats just too nasty

Very disgusting. Never heard of anything like this before.

 

[DLD]

Very disgusting. Never heard of anything like this before.

Beyond that it's evil!

 

[oldandlively]

Hm, wasn't there a crazy relationship study where you get a bit more longevity if you share each other's gases? Not sure how far the follow up studies in the recent days, but it was a hell of a strange pursuit in the early 2000s.

 

[huge-girth]

Hm, wasn't there a crazy relationship study where you get a bit more longevity if you share each other's gases? Not sure how far the follow up studies in the recent days, but it was a hell of a strange pursuit in the early 2000s.

For me, I think in a healthy relationship, you should be able to fart in the presence of your partner.

 

[DLD]

For me, I think in a healthy relationship, you should be able to fart in the presence of your partner.

i guess it depends on how much they smell

 

[oldandlively]

For me, I think in a healthy relationship, you should be able to fart in the presence of your partner.

That didn't take my wife long. First week we met, my place already have its own scent.