What Superpowers would you have?

[kong1971]

After recently watching the hilarious Incredibles and then X-2 on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/mosdvd.htm]DVD[/words], and with Fantastic Four coming up soon, I actually had a dream I had superpowers. Well, actually I dreamed I was on a bus going to high school and I had superpowers and this guy who used to bully me around tried to step up and I was like "Bring it on bitch, and I'll fry you with my electric punch...!" But still, it made me decide to post a thread entitled "If you could have any superpower, what would it be?" Invisibility, flying, metamorphic, whatever...Let's hear your ideas.

PS-- I think I'd pick Invisibility/ force field powers, like Mrs. Fantastic. I know that sounds kind of gay, wanting to have Mrs. Fantastic's powers, but I can think of a LOT of uses for invisibility!

 

[chance]

It sounds corny but I'm a pretty laid back, quiet calm man. I would love to have the powers of jedi master YODA.

 

[kong1971]

Mmm, Star Wars fan, are you. Frickin' awesome, Yoda's powers be.




--EXCEPT THE EMPenis EnlargementROR KICKED HIS LITTLE GREEN ASS!

Sad to say, I'd probably end up a Sith...

 

[badbal]

The power to ask any question and get an answer (like it was straight from god).

Is my wife cheating on me ---- "YES"
Who is she cheating with ---- "Roofus your dog"
Did Star Wars Episode 1 destroy Star Wars in my mind ---- "YES"
Is Jar Jar Binks cool ---- "NO"
Is there intelligent life in the universe other than us ---- "YES"
What product could I build that would make me a billion dollars --- "Baby Translator"
How do I build the baby translator --- "Step 1......"

etc etc. you get the point. This power would be the ultimate. The only side affect would be talking to yourself and listening to someone who isnt there.

 

[kong1971]

That's an interesting idea. Truth powers. Kind of like Wonder Woman's magic lasso. However, I am a firm believer that you shouldn't ask if you can't handle the truth.

"Honey, am I the biggest you ever had?"

"Good lord, no! My old boyfriend was hung like a horse and could fuck for hours. I'm just with you for security!"

 

[samzman]

i would have the powers to control chi, focus the energy around me an use to make my reflexes, strength and speed faster than any normal human. also use it as a forcefield and able to push people or whatever. (kindda like a jedi but not)

on a side note, someone i used to train with took a trip to train with a master for 2 weeks. he told me that when he went to kick the master in the face..he didn't move at all. and his foot STOPenis EnlargementD 3 inches infront of his face like he hit a brick wall. this shit is doable, i just dont have the time or disapline lol

 

[kong1971]

Hmmm... I wonder if chi can be channeled into the penis...? It seems possible. Heh, imagine a chi-powered fuck!

 

[Pharaoh]

I'd chose the boring idea of being able to read thoughts.
imagine how you could manipulate people... or get pussy

 

[badbal]

The power to turn people into stuff.

Some guy pisses me off... I turn his dick into a pencil.
Some chick pisses me off... I make her tits fall off, or make her gain like 300lbs in 2 seconds.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

 

[kong1971]

I'd chose the boring idea of being able to read thoughts.
imagine how you could manipulate people... or get pussy

Kind of like that movie What Women Want... except it's the male version. I can think of alot better things to do with telepathy than what Mel Gibson used his talent for. Believe me. Instead of putting on hose and shaving my legs... lame-ass.

Imagine the movie What Men Want. All the bitch would hear all day is Need pussy / I wonder what her pussy looks like / Boy, I could sure use some pussy right now / pussypussypussy / That was some good pussy last night / puuuuusssseeeeeeeee....

 

[thebug]

Samzman, stuff controlling the powers of chi man.. if you can control chi it still wont make you as strong as captain america.. he is 100 times stronger than any human.

Goku is clearly the best.. but i guess you cant have Goku's powers... or can you??

spiderman is a good option, or super man.. though if we are talking powers, maybe the power to control the elements like storm.. cause she can do anything.. but not having to do that bullcrap chant/quote she always says.

Also.. the question is, if you can morph into anything.. can you morth into someone else with super powers?....

 

[kong1971]

I just want to be able to make my eyes turn white, like Storm. That would seriously fuck with someone's mind. Like at the video store when they rent out all the copies of the movie you want to see. Eyes turn white and start trembling and say, "You're fucking out of them? AAARRR!"

 

[badbal]

The power to make any woman cum on command. No matter what, no matter where ..."POW!!" the most insane orgasm in the world, everytime!

 

[WantToBeThick]

Dude, what about the obvious one here? Elastic guy or whatever the hell his name is.

"You like that baby. You want some more" OK, now I put on an inch. That enough? Oh, more you say..."

Sorry, got a little carried away. Actually imagine Elastic guy and Elastigirl fucking. What a freakish event that would be.

 

[thefranchise]

Id probably want to be juggernaut. 100 mega ton strength, pretty much indestructable. Of course day to day life Xaviers powers would come in handy the most. Go up to some hot chick youve always wanted to bang. "I am in your mind, you will give me oral pleasure immedietly"

 

[KiTTie8695]

I had a dream I was an XMEN one time... along with a few of my friends making appearances in it. It was pretty cool. Samz was kicking the shit outta everyone (what else is new? lol) and I was this psychic mutant but also had the power of ice? It was really cool...

 

[kong1971]

Your mutant codename could be Snowcat!

 

[samzman]

that is SEXY! snow cat.......meeeow lol

 

[kong1971]

Hope you like!

 

[KiTTie8695]

fuck yeah man I feel so official now

 

[KiTTie8695]

that is SEXY! snow cat.......meeeow lol

rawr ^^

 

[Kal-el]

I'd probably want superman's power's. I would no longer have to pay for a car or insurance since he can run faster than supersonic speeds, he's practically invincible, can see through everything except lead, can hear a needle drop into a haystack; not to mention he's super strong.

 

[iwant8inches]

I think mine would be the ability to make women cum at will. And myself for that matter. Ya know sometimes you just want to bust a nut and I could provide it for you...instantly.

 

[thefranchise]

I think mine would be the ability to make women cum at will. And myself for that matter. Ya know sometimes you just want to bust a nut and I could provide it for you...instantly.

Bro please of all the super powers in the world you wanna pick controlling cum? Pick something better like carbonadium tenticals with life draining power.

 

[kong1971]

Okay, what the hell are carbonadium coils? I am at a loss here and it's starting to bug me!

 

[Rod Buster]

Cool art Kong!

 

[iwant8inches]

lol, how dare you insult my superpower! I was going with the idea from the movie Orgasmo for what it's worth ya bastard.

 

[thefranchise]

Okay, what the hell are carbonadium coils? I am at a loss here and it's starting to bug me!

Those my friend are carbonadium coils.