Wanna Joke?

[hopful]

Whats a M&M Pulling on his dick?

A Mod on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Mos[/words]! haha


Damn... I can be so unfunny when I drink....

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

........okay

 

[hopful]

Wait! I got another one!

Jesus and his friends are walking through the dessert when suddenly they meet upon an old man who's crying and totaly devastated about something.
Jesus of course walks over to the old man and asks: Whats up old man? What has happend? Can I maybe help you?

The Old man sobbs: I ... I have lost my son...

Jesus: We'll... tell me about him, I have traveld a far way and maybe I met him at some time on my journy!

The Old man replys: He.. he.. He's got holes in his Hands and Feet!

Jesus seems astonished... thinks for a moment and then suddenly falls to his hands and knees and sais: Oh my God... Father!

The old man: Pinocchio!


Hehe Dono if it's as good in english, had to translate from German ;P

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

still not funny

 

[wreck]

I thought last one was funny

Answer each question below

Three roosters sitting on a tree branch.

How many feet do they have?

How many wings do they have?

How many beaks do they have?

There's a cat sitting on the ground looking up at the roosters.

How many whiskers does it have?

 

[German Stallion]

I don't get it? GS

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

312

 

[9cyclops9]

I thought last one was funny

Answer each question below

Three roosters sitting on a tree branch.

How many feet do they have?

How many wings do they have?

How many beaks do they have?

There's a cat sitting on the ground looking up at the roosters.

How many whiskers does it have?

I didn't get that at all. But I still laughed pretty hard.

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

didn't even make me chuckle lol

 

[crazyed27]

What do Fat chicks and Mopeds have in common?


Both are fun to ride, but you don't want to be seen on one! HAHA lol


Now back to being a M&M!

 

[wreck]

Answer the four questions first than comes the punch line

 

[crazyed27]

I thought last one was funny

Answer each question below

Three roosters sitting on a tree branch.

How many feet do they have?

How many wings do they have?

How many beaks do they have?

There's a cat sitting on the ground looking up at the roosters.

How many whiskers does it have?

I heard this before but I forgot the punchline.

6 feet
6 wings
3 beaks

The cat ? lets say 12.

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

still isn't funny....lol

 

[jubei]

cmon then pokey, give us a joke.

i personally love the joke off of raw by eddie murphy.

There is a rabit and a bear shitting in the woods.
Bear turns to rabit and says "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
Rabbit answers "No.'
Bear goes on to wipe his ass with rabit.

 

[[P]okey[B]ear]

lol

 

[wreck]

Since no one wants to answer but crazy

The answer about the cat is always going to be wrong

The punch line is "You know more about cock than pussy"

I guess it's one of those jokes that have to be done in person

yep my joke ended up being lame so just slappy me lol

 

[hopful]

cmon then pokey, give us a joke.

i personally love the joke off of raw by eddie murphy.

There is a rabit and a bear shitting in the woods.
Bear turns to rabit and says "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
Rabbit answers "No.'
Bear goes on to wipe his ass with rabit.

loool

 

[Chi]

lol bear and rabbit was damm good