The word is out...her friends call me "Double D"..sigh

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Girl I'm currently seeing has obviously been awestruck by my penis. I've had it happen before but not quite like this. We were hanging out last night at a friend of hers', and all of a sudden the friend and her hubby are whispering amongst themselves and start giggling. I think nothing of it, we leave a while later, and then I just passively bring it up "wonder what was so funny" as we're pulling out of their driveway. Girlfriend says "oh it was probably nothing". Then after a long pause, she says "maybe it's your nickname". This kinda catches me off guard because I wasnt aware I had a nickname.

I prod her on what my "nickname" is, and she tells me that she and her friend "just happened" to be talking about men the other day and about how great I treat her and her hubby treats her friend, and somehow sex, and then my penis came up. Apparently she had described my penis size to her friend and made comments like it was the biggest one she'd seen, and her friend said something like, "sounds like double the dick most guys have".

Sigh. So my penis was on the minds of more than my own last night. Weird feeling.
 
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That's when you know you've hit the bigtime. Oh...I'm sure you knew anyway. :D
 
Holy shit... Double the dick? Doublelongdaddy? Coincidence? I think not.. :)

Nice work man, as stated above by cyclops, "That's when you know you've hit the bigtime." I concur cyclops, I concur.

I can't wait until I can say im double the dick of average guys.. that will be the day... (pondering) ahh, just the thought.

ANYWHO, good fucking work!
 
Congrats man!!!

That is some good shit! Next time you go out with that couple you need to wear either khakis with no underwear or tight jeans just to mess with them.
 
penguinsfan said:
Hey, we've all had worse nicknames at times. :)

Yeah, one of mine was 'silicone lips', back in elementary school when my lips were still a little too big for my head (nowadays most women compliment me and tell me they're incredibly sexy, so I don't mind having had to endure a year or two of ridicule as a tyke). :blush:

I'd still take doubleD over any other nickname, though. rofl
 
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