the top 10 things to say if you get caught sleeping at work

[pUNKY]

The Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk are:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might
happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they
raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out.
You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught
sleeping at your desk.....

1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

 

[TheExecutioner]

lol lol Im loving this man, i like the blood bank one might actually work

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

lol like hell @ that!!!

What if you get caught masterbating?

*eHydromax, people says that i've got an mouse-arm, so i just tried to prove em wrong...*

i know it sucked,.,.,.,.

 

[Super]

I said I was sleeping, WTF!!

 

[fallen_one23]

lol those are awesome I'm gonna try it next time i get the chance

 

[Dario]

Good stuff, but where's the "the top 10 things to say if you get caught reading MoS forums at work." list?

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

Good stuff, but where's the "the top 10 things to say if you get caught reading MoS forums at work." list?

are you a member too?

 

[Girthius]

For those of us who don't give a fuck about who walks in! Just a few of my ideas:

1. Wake me up at quitting time!

2.Why are you disturbing me BITCH, can't you see that I was asleep!

3. Turn the light out on your way out!

4. Tell the other employees, to keep quiet, as it's making it hard for me to fall asleep!

 

[DLD]

Hmmmm...I always sleep at work