The Aging Penis

[mowinman]

My nookie days are over;
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal;
Is now my water spout.

Time was when of its own accord;
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I have a full time job;
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing;
The way it would behave.
For every single morning;
It would stand and watch me shave.

As old age approaches;
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its withered head;
And watch me tie my shoes.

 

[Girthius]

I know this old man of 80 who takes half a viagra every mourning! I ask him why he took half a viagra every mourning? He replied: so I don't piss on me slippers in the mourning!

Girthius

 

[mowinman]

 

[Girthius]

A mate of mine took a whole viagra pill once, but couldn't swallow it! It got caught in his throat! He had to be rushed off to the emergency room, with a severe stiff neck!


Girthius