so, uh, funny story

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Dapper Dan

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I feel kinda stupid making a thread about this, but anyways....
So today I was on the subway standing by the doors on a relatively full train.
I had a semi boner or so (its summer, tits and asses EVERYWHERE) when this fat bitch busts out to get off the train... this bitch bangs into my dick moderately hard.... fuck her..
Anyways my question is, will the impact of this lady against my poor penis cause some sort of injury (idiiiiot woman!)
Thaanks you
If this thread's too stupid feel free to delete it
 
No question is ever stupid mate, chances are I'm sure your fine, the penis is alot stronger than you think. But do you feel any pain or discomfort?
 
No pain to report, but it was fucking weird when it happened.
I think my dick's workin fine today, I've just been out of it today so I can't really tell...
We ll see...
 
If she caused trauma you would know it. A break in erectile tissue manifests itself as a immediate bend and it does take quite a bit of pressure to cause. You would be in awful pain. It sounds like you are fine Dan, carry on!
 
Bro trust me on this, I once got knocked in the junk when i was 100 percent hard... The pain is blinding as hell and you want to die. The first thing I did was run into the bathroom and grabbed a wash cloth and dunked that thing in cold cold cold water and wrapped it around my shaft so fast I thought I was faster then Superman. Lucky I did it quick and shocked my penis and it went soft fast and their was no damaged done besides the few seconds of hell.
 
I think it mostly happens when a guy goes in for a big thrust and misses...ouch! I can't imagine what it must feel like, fuck that! What is must sound like!
 
Dapper Dan;490794 said:
Crunchhh! :O
One time when I was younger, I fell right onto my boner, I was shocked, like literally a wtf moment...
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Did it break?
 
Shit that happen to me when I was 14 or 15 and was one of the most painful things that every happen to me in my life. I have never tried so fast to get soft. and thank god no damage was done.
 
ryan62468;510440 said:
Shit that happen to me when I was 14 or 15 and was one of the most painful things that every happen to me in my life. I have never tried so fast to get soft. and thank god no damage was done.
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How, you fell on it or missed the hole?:)
 
ryan62468;490780 said:
Bro trust me on this, I once got knocked in the junk when i was 100 percent hard... The pain is blinding as hell and you want to die. The first thing I did was run into the bathroom and grabbed a wash cloth and dunked that thing in cold cold cold water and wrapped it around my shaft so fast I thought I was faster then Superman. Lucky I did it quick and shocked my penis and it went soft fast and their was no damaged done besides the few seconds of hell.
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I'm glad I know what to do now should that ever happen!
 
kitfisto;511431 said:
Hey look on the bride side. At least you can count this as another girl touching your dick. Fat chick or not.
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They do add up and they are redeemable for points like their thinner counterparts:)
 
Dapper Dan said:
No pain to report, but it was fucking weird when it happened.
I think my dick's workin fine today, I've just been out of it today so I can't really tell...
We ll see...
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I'm sure she felt that dick. Oh man, I miss pussy. I've not had one for many months now.
 
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