....Smartout of the Day....

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VladtheImpaler

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Im just about to start a nice little stretch session whilst standing up.....
A fly, (I curse him to hell), buzzes around me a couple times and lands on my head of my dick.....

In all my intense stupidity I swat as hard as me arm can.....And the next instant crumble to the floor.....The pain unbearable :O
 
:hammer: Hope ya got 'im at least. Should've just suprised attacked 'im with your PC muscle, flex and swat 'im with your dick :D
 
VladtheImpaler said:
Im just about to start a nice little stretch session whilst standing up.....
A fly, (I curse him to hell), buzzes around me a couple times and lands on my head of my dick.....

In all my intense stupidity I swat as hard as me arm can.....And the next instant crumble to the floor.....The pain unbearable :O
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:O rofl :s :P
 
Texan said:
Maybe if you tried washig your dick every now and then you wouldn't attract flies?!? J/K :D
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LMAO

I was thinkin the same thing. Oh well Im glad I read this thread. Just when you think your having a bad day you can always count on a read like this to put everything back into perspective.
 
kausion_420 said:
LMAO

I was thinkin the same thing. Oh well Im glad I read this thread. Just when you think your having a bad day you can always count on a read like this to put everything back into perspective.
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Not as bad a position as I'm in now.....Somehow I just popped my leg outta the joint being all squirly or something......Now Im just sitting at the computer in a weird as position dreading the moment I'm gonna have to pop it back in there again......Think itll hurt more the longer I leave it like this?? <:(
 
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