....Smartout of the Day....

[VladtheImpaler]

Im just about to start a nice little stretch session whilst standing up.....
A fly, (I curse him to hell), buzzes around me a couple times and lands on my head of my dick.....

In all my intense stupidity I swat as hard as me arm can.....And the next instant crumble to the floor.....The pain unbearable :O

 

[GhosT_DoGG]

Way tha go charlie! =) Did you kill it?

 

[BeBobBox]

all u had to do was shake ur dick and it wuda flew away

 

[Cybershot]

:hammer: Hope ya got 'im at least. Should've just suprised attacked 'im with your PC muscle, flex and swat 'im with your dick

 

[longTom]

Im just about to start a nice little stretch session whilst standing up.....
A fly, (I curse him to hell), buzzes around me a couple times and lands on my head of my dick.....

In all my intense stupidity I swat as hard as me arm can.....And the next instant crumble to the floor.....The pain unbearable :O

:O rofl :s

 

[VladtheImpaler]

all u had to do was shake ur dick and it wuda flew away

Not the ones round here, Their as big as fucking Dung Beetles......

 

[Texan]

Maybe if you tried washig your dick every now and then you wouldn't attract flies?!? J/K

 

[kausion_420]

Maybe if you tried washig your dick every now and then you wouldn't attract flies?!? J/K

LMAO

I was thinkin the same thing. Oh well Im glad I read this thread. Just when you think your having a bad day you can always count on a read like this to put everything back into perspective.

 

[VladtheImpaler]

Maybe if you tried washig your dick every now and then you wouldn't attract flies?!? J/K

Must be all the anal sex!!!

 

[VladtheImpaler]

LMAO

I was thinkin the same thing. Oh well Im glad I read this thread. Just when you think your having a bad day you can always count on a read like this to put everything back into perspective.

Not as bad a position as I'm in now.....Somehow I just popped my leg outta the joint being all squirly or something......Now Im just sitting at the computer in a weird as position dreading the moment I'm gonna have to pop it back in there again......Think itll hurt more the longer I leave it like this?? <

 

[kausion_420]

Think itll hurt more the longer I leave it like this?? <

Maybe ask Jeeves he will know. He knows everything.